Who is/was your FAVOURITE POKEMAN

Started by lenko, January 14, 2009 03:14 PM

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Philip K Dick


lenko

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

rtil

Quote from: lenkabisca
Quote from: rtili hate them all

even this masterfully designed creature?



 


GadZooks1357

 

Why does this look so familiar?


trent bortknob

Quote from: itgotta hate 'em all
i was gonna say that lmao

lenko

Quote from: GadZooksWhy does this look so familiar?

Oh fuck
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

psi43


Hammi

<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn


Gmagnum

#28
this post has been removed
i'm really sorry about all my stupidity on this forum.
i didn't know what i was talking about and was an asshole.
so i take back all of this as it no longer represents me.
i was unable to remove the posts in the locked threads.

Necronomitr0n

exeggutor

arcanine

electrode

weezing

yep
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

DrRumack


<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

billy

favourite pokemoun

Quote from: lenkabiscaPoetry in motion

paper chasers

ZekeySpaceyLizard

Pikachu was very still for a moment. Tail limp and head fallen to one side, he just lay there. One limp foot twitched several times. One large, damp tear threaded it's way from his shuttered eye, trickling through the soft fur of Pikachu's face. Spread and prostrate, Pikachu began to keen slightly, a high, reedy whine tickling from the back of his throat.

Smiling, Bulbasaur stepped forward; he traced the wet path with his eyes, watching as it slid downwards across Pikachu's face, trembling on Pikachu's thin lip; gasping softly, Pikachu opened his mouth slightly and sucked it in. Fur soft on his face, Bulbasaur rubbed his muzzle across Pikachu's cheek, spreading the saline trail over Pikachu's face. Reveling in his power, Bulbasaur laid his head on Pikachu's chest, listening to his breathing. The fur caressed his chin, rippling across his skin, soft and silky. Ecstatic, he rubbed his head on Pikachu's stomach, reveling in the soft, satiny touch, humming gently. He smiled as he felt himself tighten, harden; shifting closer, he began rubbing his hardened body across Pikachu's silky pelt. Fluttering eyes shuttered open, slowly, then suddenly snapped open in shock as Bulbasaur rubbed intimately against him. Spasming, Pikachu kicked Bulbasaur in the neck, hard.

"Bahhh!!" Coughing painfully, Bulbasaur reeled back, gargling slightly. Helpless, Pikachu struggled, his legs kicking, toes spread and arms bound tightly. Breath blowing deeply, Bulbasaur began to moan deeply in the back of his throat. Growling, he lifted the struggling Pikachu over his head, holding it firmly harshly, his body braced, legs spread and tense. Suddenly howling, he smashed Pikachu down before him, crushing his furred chest into the earth. Hard, he felt his body vibrate, hate, randiness and power screaming in his head. Tense vines suddenly snapped back. Holding Pikachu, he maneuvered, unmoving; Pulling Pikachu towards him, he maneuvered Pikachu before him; the tip of Pikachu's tail just tickling his nose.

Suddenly, harshly, powerfully, he tightened, pulled and mounted, shoving Pikachu's tail high over his head,. Hard, he thrust himself forward; Pikachu's eyes flashed open in panic, and he screamed as he felt Bulbasaur push harshly against him. Rubbing his hardened erection against Pikachu's silky fur, he searched, then suddenly felt his hard, firm head find and caress the straining muscles as he pushed the very tip of his head into the tiny, clenched opening, feeling the spread of shivering muscles as he wiggled, positioned, and eyes hard with lust, slowly and agonizingly penetrate, feeling the straining lips slip over every wrinkle of his hardened body as he thrust, entering. Pikachu screamed as he felt himself spread; muscles straining, he felt himself pushed open, as the hard, burning head worm it's way inside him. Tightening his body in panic, he arched, thrusting back, his hips bumping sharply against Bulbasaur's thighs and his legs scrabbling desperately in the dirt. He screamed, eyes crushed closed, as he felt Bulbasaur fill him; horror filled as the hard, raping head dove into his body, shaft widening the further it slipped inside; sickening muscle contractions seemed to draw the hard head further in. His stretched, shuddering opening was at it's limit when the broad arch of Bulbasaur's hips pressed themselves into Pikachu's yellow pelt. Bulbasaur's thighs began to caress his rump, thrusting against his straining tail, as Bulbasaur clamped his forearms around Pikachu's body, arms curling around his hips and claws scraping as he began to pump rythmically, thrusting harshly against Pikachu's hips. Hair sifted down, torn out by Bulbasaur's sharp, scraping nails as they dug at his side, scratching angry red marks under his fur.

Pikachu felt his own terrified erection scrape in the dirt as he was crushed under Bulbasaur's humping, straining body. Suddenly lubricated by an unexpected spray of sperm, Bulbasaur began to slide in and out of Pikachu's straining anus, bumping over every wrinkle in his foreskin. Pikachu began to cry out as he was shoved forward, calling at every thrusting hip contraction, at every time their hanging skin swung and bumped against each other. Ruthlessly thrusting himself on Pikachu's body, Bulbasaur pulled his vine whips as hard as he could, pulling Pikachu's entire struggling form under him. Pikachu's shuddering tail fell before his nose as his back arched so far he strained to touch the ground with his desperately scrabbling feet.

Bulbasaur moaned, and, time near, pushed his full, throbbing length to the hilt into Pikachu, burying his shaft into the hard, clenching hole. Pikachu's screams of agony whipped him, and, moaning desperately, repetitively, Bulbasaur shifted his humping body, and raised his head to the sky above, eyes closed and mouth shuddering open, crushing Pikachu into the earth as he moved. A scream so high it couldn't be heard stretched Pikachu's mouth into a rictus of terror. Bulbasaur's cry of orgasm matched his terrified own as he felt Bulbasaur cum ruthlessly deep inside him; the dirt under his body suddenly turned to sticky mud, coating his fur as his own orgasm jerked his body, spraying the ground beneath him with his own seed. He screamed as he was thrust into the sperm muddied earth by the last, climaxing throes of Bulbasaur's lustful fury.

Screaming, Pikachu felt his entire body gather hard, burning energies, and vent one last, screaming thunder shock into the climaxing body of his attacker, his rapist, the one being that had stolen his innocence.

The power exploded; Bulbasaur flew off Pikachu's back, slamming to earth several feet away, knocking the wind from his lungs and the blood from his erection. Muscles spasming, Bulbasaur yowled in pain, struggling to rise on shocked, shuddering muscles. Howling, Pikachu lurched, tripping and scrambling, into the forest.

Bulbasaur looked up, to see the grass sway back into place at Pikachu's passing. Feeling very stupid, Bulbasaur climbed to his feet. Suddenly realizing the full impact of what had happened, Bulbasaur froze, mind turmulous with warring emotions. Spent and aching, Bulbasaur padded into the forest, mind preoccupied, to find a place to wash.

Inevitably, Pikachu slowed his mindless, headlong dash; exhausted, he couldn't keep up his frenzied pace, and slowed, limping, before eventually he stopped, panting, to sit down and die. At least, that was his intention; setting down to rest, he suddenly flies upwards, screaming in pain as his bleeding anus explodes in fiery agony. Crying miserably, he arches his back, screaming in pain, shame and horror. Shivering, hurt and alone, Pikachu begins crying like a child, bawling his pain and terror out into the forest with a miserable "Piiikaaaa-PIIII KAAAHH pIII, chuu chuUUHH!!"

Hammi

lmao zekey

you got this saved on a notepad or something what
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn



Hammi

<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn