new rule effective immediately

Started by Philip K Dick, December 29, 2008 08:23 PM

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Philip K Dick

those with swedish ancestral percentiles lying in or above five will immediately be banned from the board.

anyone affiliating themselves with a certain unnamed group of swedish persons will also be banned.

have a happy new year, and remember to drive safe!

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Philip K Dick

lets use this opportunity to list out our ancestries

im about 25% irish 25% russian, 25% persian, 25% swiss-italian

that sounds about right

iShirm

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Flash

I have Spanish and Lithuanian ancestors.

redmongoose

you are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.
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Jeinu

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.
what if your parents are half something and half something else

basque/spanish and french here

redmongoose

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shura

i'm half Russian, half Lebanese

mishkamash

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Philip K Dick

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

trent bortknob


redmongoose

Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say
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Hammi

Im a real live kashmirian or however you put it
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Philip K Dick

Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say

i already admitted the percentages are rough estimations, even saying "about" before we started this silly argument.

both your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point.

pwned

Ashington

Italian on me mothers side.
German on me fathers.

Would say im more on the italian side.


Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERNboth your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point

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i don't like estimations very much either but i don't think i have that many to make in the first place

i ammmm

100% spanish

lmao

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redmongoose

Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSE
Quote from: THE JUGGERNAUT THE JUGGERN
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyou are not 25% of anything, genetics don't work like that, you are 50% your mom and 50% your dad. What you're suggesting is that your grandmother had sex with your dad and your grandfather had sex with your mom and that somehow your mother and grandmother walked around with you in both of their wombs before giving birth, it just isnt fucking possible.  To think that anybody is 25% russian or 2% cherokee or whatever other asinine figures people just love to throw out when they bring up their heritage is sophomoric.

congrats on making a big gay stupid paragraph

whether you think its "sophomoric" or not its just an estimation and to call it asinine to do so is in itself that.

btw your analogy sucks

armon pakdel is comprised of 30% cooking oil 5% flour 25% yeast 12% ground corn 3% navajo 4% sugar 1% empty cigar box 10% gay left to bake at 450 degrees for two hours and set to cool for 7 minutes armon pakdel is a giant bakery fresh cake is what I'm trying to say

i already admitted the percentages are rough estimations, even saying "about" before we started this silly argument.

both your incest and cooking comparisons are irrelevant and missing the point.

pwned

fuck you armon you are wrong I'm sorry to see that it bothers you so much, don't worry about it tho I'm sure one day you will learn that any sort of math brought up when trying to 'estimate' what 'number' of 'race genes' you have 'collected' is pretty 'egomaniacal' and 'pathetic'!

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