embarassing things from the past

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SHADOWFOX2

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then again, sorry for that question

CoolDrMoney

"i cant beleive i sat through this shit fest"
by: residentspoof
date: 10 hours ago
im not being harsh at alll i mean it you look me strait in the eye and tell me that this should not be blammed OH BTW THIS IS IN THE FLASH PORTAL HISTORY HOLY SHIT
WHOEVER VOTED THIS EVEN 1 STAR IS OUT OF THERE MIND!!! so bad didnt make sense and disgusting this isnt even about metal gear solid any more its about
your flash if u could call it a barely animated flash sucking harder than super mario bros 2 u know the one were u throw radishes at monsters yeah it fucked with u the first time u played it right anyway the only thing good about it was shyguy but anyway when ur flash sucks harder than mario bros 2 you have problems my freind!
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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

lenko

#42
I knew the Over 9000 joke'd come in sometime =D

Well-made, well-choreographed stuff as usual, though this ep felt a bit 'too' long.

The only other thing I don't like about this series is the 'pause then flash then attack' thing that happens all the time, you know when someone executes a special move? I think it stops the action flowing somewhat.

It's also funny to see how many people have ripped this off since this series became popular


I should be punched in the face for this

I think it was for Mario Bros Z.

I'd say it was an ironic review but i actually used to think that series wasn't a pile of shit at the time

Adding to that i used to post on gamefaqs in like 2004, but only the Melee forum where i would act 'random' (fuuuuuuuuck). I also made an incredibly fanboyish, 10/10 review for it and even reviewed games I'd never played!  

I can't even remember my username.
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

LordZeebmork

let's all set our phasers on "boring"

zomfgbie

#44
this one time someone put turpentine in my coffee boy was my face red

also i think my introduction topic was 4 posts long

i used to leave really dumb reviews on those hitler flashes before i saw the funny side

and for the grand finale

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"...madness?"
submission: This Is Madness
date: September 14, 2007

This is SSSSPPPPAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAA!!!



barf
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Daveb0t

Caring about NG politics and trying to participate, Its much more cathartic to snipe from the sidelines.

Obsessing over madness for a long time, acting like a BBS regular for a good while, my first NG account in general, and the majority of flashes I made in 2008.   Yet none of this matters, because I could turn off my router for a little while, register an account on NG, and become and entirely new person.

emanhattan

I saw Indiana jones 4 and liked it, then watched the old versions and realized it was shit.

Greenkitten

Quote from: LordZeebmorkkitty krew
I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.



CoolDrMoney

"LAME"
by: devil2god
date: 2 hours ago

this was just Not Funny x D
animation was bad and the "jokes" or what you call them is really bad
and why are it so freaky much gay stuff in there, are you guys gay?
(i really wonder, i got no prob. with gay guys anyways)

i got a tip for you, stop makin movies, and do like one of the guys in the movie and suck yourselves

otherwise the movies good and you will get 2 because the drawings was kinda good, and the animation was... allmost good x ]
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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

billy

i tried to think of something i'm embarrassed about from the internet and i couldn't think of anything

i've been pretty consistently leet

LordZeebmork

Quote from: Magyar
Quote from: LordZeebmorkkitty krew
I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.
except my exploits were all stolen from kes/de adduck
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

CoolDrMoney

One look at my Myspace after 3 years and I found some pretty damn embaressing shit!

Ah my firends! Behold! A magic the Gathering tournament!
Current mood:  apathetic
Category: Games


Welcome my brothers! So anyway yesterday I went to my ver first "Magic the Gathering" card game tournament. I gotta say...I had a blast! It felt like I was home...since this state is so very very bad and boring! I unleashed my dragon upon those fools! Thats right...my "Hunted Dragon" card ate up most Type two fools I played! Oh man...there was this one guy there...that kept saying "Yea hardcore!" there...I now love that man. Anyway in the tournament I played sealed...which means your given random cards and you have to come up with a deck in 30 minutes! INSANE! I lost my first...barely lost my second, and one the other two. So I now have a 2 and 2 record! I believe Im going there again next Friday...and Im gonna get up the courage to...to ask the "Hardcore" guy to marry me...

And Im still not gay faggots! I just realy appreciate people who say "hardcore" all the time : /

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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Greenkitten

Quote from: LordZeebmork
Quote from: Magyar
Quote from: LordZeebmorkkitty krew
I wouldn't call that too embarrassing, seeing as you were one of the members that just acted like a dick to everyone and taught us about exploits on NG.
except my exploits were all stolen from kes/de adduck
haha, yeah probably true



BloodyCheery

I wish I could go back in time...find my 13 year old self...and kill myself.
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#54
Quote from: BloodyCheeryI wish I could go back in time...find my 13 year old self...and kill myself.

I think we all feel the same

Zwickel


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fish


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f0d

#58
when i first got into the internet, i was obsessed with the sims 1. i used to hack objects and redesign their functions in a hex editor. then i would post them for people to download. my username was orpheus back then.

then i became obsessed with games for a period, i would go on ign forums every fuckin day and get all hyped up about grand theft auto san andreas and nba 2k5 and shit like that. i was foodeatin then

then i became the biggest BBS faggot ever, became a reg during the gayest stage the BBS has ever gone through. i made like 5000 posts in a few months, even made a luff list and put bigtime bbg faggots like slipperymoosecakes and bonusstage on it. gayest point and time in my life. i was food1 then.

were it not for the SS i'd say i was on the road to faggotry
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

Gerkinman

Man, where do i start. Lets travel back to 2003.

I was once friends with Legendary Frog and all those wankers, and being friends with them made me think i was some kind of internet badass. some of the guys were actually cool, Dim, Cycon and John from J&R are all pretty normal guys, but LF and RN and that lot, were and still are a bunch of arrogant twats.

Then there was that whole thing with me jerkin off on the webcam, which was a nasty habbit of mine. Anyone who still has that photo of me floating around technically has child porn tho, since i was under 18 at the time.

Then there was the whole copying Rtil fused with John K stage, which i think was winding down as i joined here originally...

No wonder everyone hates me  

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