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guest14 has joined #thebackalleys.

guest14:   yo

psi43:   and

psi43:   only one tablet is left

psi43:   which is gay cause I know who it's going to

guest14:   hey psi

psi43:   brb

Hammi:   f

guest14:   hey hammi

Hammi:   hi

Hammi:   and who might you be

guest14:   I was wonderin if you could help me out

Hammi:   depends

guest14:   a friend who doesn't know what's going on

Hammi:   what do you need help for

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mrscriblam:   hi

guest14:   I was wondering what happened to you guys

Hammi:   what

guest14:   you started acting weird weeks/days back

Hammi:   you mean in here?

Hammi:   or somewhere else

guest14:   yeah

guest14:   in here

guest14:   I was wondering if maybe irc got hacked or something

Hammi:   haha nah i dont think so

guest14:   cause I saw people who were using other people's nicknames

Hammi:   thats easy

Hammi:   to change nicks

guest14:   ah

Hammi:   if those pople who havent registered their nicks yet

Hammi:   havent done so

guest14:   well they were registered

guest14:   also what happened to the collab

Hammi:   brawl funnies?

guest14:   yea

Hammi:   just who in the world are you

guest14:   why would you need to know that if I know about it?

Hammi:   you seem to be sniffin around about whats goin on behind the scenes

guest14:   well I'm R V S

Hammi:   o

guest14:   and you guys started acting weird to me

guest14:   and you know I care about you guys

Hammi:   why do you wanna know when you said that its a shitty collab

guest14:   because I was afraid the irc was being hacked

guest14:   and other people had used your guys accounts, you guys were all talking about mafia/disapearing/ and shit

Hammi:   i dont recall any of that

Hammi:   well so what

Hammi:   its not like a bunch of terrorists have been here

guest14:   just a few days ago I had you guys go "you will pay! you know everything!"

guest14:   and I'm like wtf everything? wtf?

guest14:   do you remember any posts I did on the ng or tba forums?

guest14:   cause I heard that I was in a long post with davebit or something

Hammi:   no i dont really remember

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guest14:   yea neither do i

Hammi:   hello ansie

ansel:   wagggdghfs

guest14:   hey ansel can you help me out

ansel:   so uh what do i do when my mirc "evaluation period" expires

:   guest14 is now known as RVS_dude.

Hammi:   do nothing

RVS_dude:   yea its free

Hammi:   it will nag though

ansel:   like winrar I GET YA

RVS_dude:   ok does anyone here remember weird shit last week?

RVS_dude:   ansel I know you could help me out

mrscriblam:   um

ansel:   with what

Hammi:   hes afraid that irc has been hacked

mrscriblam:   what the hell are you talking about

RVS_dude:   well it involved me RVS, the collab, and everyone acting like a conspiracy nut

ansel:   ?

Hammi:   lmfso

Hammi:   is it really a big deal

ansel:   laughin my fuckin shit out

Hammi:   it was meant to be shit OFF but ok

RVS_dude:   well yea, I care

Hammi:   because your name was mentioned is that it?

RVS_dude:   well supposedly it was in a long post with davebit

RVS_dude:   and I was wondering if someone said something about me or something

mrscriblam:   why do you care

RVS_dude:   because I care about you guys

mrscriblam:   haha

ansel:   i don't think i saw any of this

RVS_dude:   I care about everyone, and I want to make sure I'm on good terms

Hammi:   rvs

RVS_dude:   yea?

Hammi:   i dont think any of us recall any of what youre saying right now

mrscriblam:   nope

ansel:   this was in the irc chat right'

RVS_dude:   yea and in the tba forums I think

psi43:   oh hey rvs

Hammi:   oh so you wanna know if anyones been talkin shit behind your back is that it

RVS_dude:   you guys kept trying to push rina hentai on me or something

RVS_dude:   no

ansel:   well i definitely didn't see the chat thing, the last time i remember you in here is like over a month ago

Hammi:   LMFAO

Hammi:   NO

Hammi:   youre the one who went coconut about rina

Hammi:   and anigen was teasing you

RVS_dude:   I was just fuckin around

RVS_dude:   yea I figured

mrscriblam:   i remember that

Hammi:   you seemed quite uptight to be fuckin aroun

Hammi:   d

RVS_dude:   heh I do that

RVS_dude:   well here's the thing

RVS_dude:   after that time you guys went nuts on me, everything was fine

mrscriblam:   :/

RVS_dude:   mrscriblam you were going nuts on me too

Hammi:   im sure we didnt go nuts on you

psi43:   rvs you're stupid

RVS_dude:   well that's interesting

Hammi:   lao

RVS_dude:   that's the psi I know <3

psi43:   whoops sorry felt like saying that

RVS_dude:   so you guys don't remember anything about how the collab ended

Hammi:   where did you hear that it "ended"?

RVS_dude:   from rtil

RVS_dude:   something about the drama

RVS_dude:   and then supposedly something "BIG" had happened and I missed it

RVS_dude:   everyone got "notices" and shit

psi43:   I do but I don't want to tell you

psi43:   even if you want to know it's none of your business

ansel:   i never heard about any of this

ansel:   i thought we were friends

RVS_dude:   me too

RVS_dude:   you guys kept calling me a rat

psi43:   it's been a pretty stupid situation between the "tba elders"

psi43:   pretty mucuh

RVS_dude:   ooh

RVS_dude:   that's why cdm told me if I "had guns" and if I would "kill rtil"

RVS_dude:   you guys were saying some crazy shit

RVS_dude:   not you specifically

RVS_dude:   what I wanna know is why I'm being targetting and lashed at?

Hammi:   man we're sorry if we offended you

Hammi:   i havent heard any of this neither

RVS_dude:   it scared me

RVS_dude:   because I love all u guys

RVS_dude:   rtil and everyone hated Tom more than I ever had that day

ansel:   WHAT THE FUCK

psi43:   well

psi43:   maybe you should gain your "tba respect" back

psi43:   it might take a while

psi43:   but if you really want to know

psi43:   what happened

psi43:   then you would have to post some more on tba

psi43:   instead of annoying everyone and asking them

RVS_dude:   I think I did something bad, but I barely remember it

psi43:   neither do

psi43:   I

RVS_dude:   you guys found something out

RVS_dude:   I remember that

psi43:   the only bad thing you did was coming to this chat and annoying people

RVS_dude:   ah

RVS_dude:   you guys thought I was a federal agent or something

Hammi:   i dont honestly remember any of this hazzle

RVS_dude:   doesn't that seem suspicious then?

mrscriblam:   nope

psi43:   Hammi it's because it happened within a few hours

psi43:   and you weren't online at that time

Hammi:   ah

mrscriblam:   hmm

RVS_dude:   I think I bluffed and said I was a retired federal agent and I had nothing to do with "something horrible to do with the collab"

mrscriblam:   i definitely missed quite the spectical

RVS_dude:   supposedly you guys had rina porn or something

mrscriblam:   um

mrscriblam:   eww

RVS_dude:   but that was just teasing I guess

mrscriblam:   no

RVS_dude:   even rtil was like

RVS_dude:   "at least I got some rina porn out of it"

RVS_dude:   and I'm like uhh wtf?

mrscriblam:   um rina chan isnt the only rina in the world

RVS_dude:   oohh rly

mrscriblam:   okay

mrscriblam:   he was probably talking about a different rina

RVS_dude:   cdm said he was getting threats

RVS_dude:   few of you guys said it was my fault you were on the run

RVS_dude:   if you're messing with me, I mean, that's fine, but it was a bit over the top

psi43:   it partly is your fault

RVS_dude:   ok is it because I asked about it

RVS_dude:   or something I posted?

RVS_dude:   I want to know what i did so I can make amends

psi43:   It's really hard for me

psi43:   you should just go to thebackalleys again

psi43:   That would most probably answer your questions as time passes by

ansel:   i live for the theater

RVS_dude:   I'm here, anything specific to look for?

RVS_dude:   oh

RVS_dude:   ohhhh

RVS_dude:   OHH

RVS_dude:   does it have something to do with that mindchamber in the forums?

psi43:   it's not that easy as I said. I am not allowed to talk about it

psi43:   and this doesn't come from tba only, if I do talk about it I would probably put myself in danger

RVS_dude:   that's what I've heard and it aches my heart to know I may have done something horrible to my friends

RVS_dude:   and I'm afraid for myself too, as if I did something wrong

Hammi:   rvs

Hammi:   cool down

Hammi:   this is the back alleys yes

mrscriblam:   sigh

Hammi:   but we arent mobsters who will knock on your door and fuck you up

Hammi:   i mean come on

RVS_dude:   but I'm full of love and its the holidays, you guys are a set of friends I have

Hammi:   what about rl friends?

RVS_dude:   they're away with family and busy

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Hammi:   oh

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RVS_dude:   I'm surprised that you'd be in "danger" if you talked about it

RVS_dude:   and somehow I'm partly responsible

Hammi:   maybe you should like, go out on family dinner or somethin

Hammi:   and forget about this whole ordeal

Hammi:   we wont leave just so you know

Hammi:   we will be here for all eternity

Hammi:   save yourself

ansel:   the flying dutchman of the internet

ansel:   we were afraid to die

ansel:   and now we haunt #thebackalleys

ansel:   ensnaring unwary sailors

ansel:   RUN, COWARD

RVS_dude:   heh

HackBenjamin:   wat

ansel:   BEWARE

mrscriblam:   the net sailors will destroy you

HackBenjamin:   A flying dutchman named, "Ansel"?

mrscriblam:   pfhaha

Hammi:   no you idiot

RVS_dude:   so its possible that things out of the realm of possibility are possible

Hammi:   the flying dutchman r us

HackBenjamin:   Flying dutchmen named "hammi" and "ansel"?

RVS_dude:   why does everyone keep saying to save myself?

mrscriblam:   because you should forget about all of this

mrscriblam:   to save yourself

mrscriblam:   from looking nuts

RVS_dude:   remember what

ansel:   rtil jones' locker

RVS_dude:   :P

mrscriblam:   no

mrscriblam:   i said forget

mrscriblam:   not remember

RVS_dude:   I don't even know what you're talking about

RVS_dude:   :P

mrscriblam:   okay good

Hammi:   we're saying that youre worrying too much

ansel:   YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE

ansel:   DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

ansel:   YOU

ansel:   ARRE

ansel:   A

ansel:   PIRATE

RVS_dude:   but I want to know whether there's something if I don't know about me

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mrscriblam:   there isnt

mrscriblam:   that any of us know of anyway

RVS_dude:   you guys are something else

mrscriblam:   we arent GODS here alright we dont know that much

Hammi:   so you really love tba

RVS_dude:   if there's anything I could do for you, I'd be willing

RVS_dude:   yea I wanted to make a game based on characters with tba and rtil

mrscriblam:   just chill and that'll be enough

RVS_dude:   but I'm afraid to make it if my life's in danger ha ha

RVS_dude:   I'll chill

Hammi:   one question

RVS_dude:   sure

Hammi:   do you still hate newgrounds?

RVS_dude:   no

mrscriblam:   

Hammi:   i remember you once said that

RVS_dude:   that was a long time ago when I did hate it

RVS_dude:   but I understand what goes into a project like that

RVS_dude:   and I have no right to try to change someone else's belief even if I don't agree with it wholly

anigen:   RVS, dude!

RVS_dude:   yea?

RVS_dude:   lol

anigen:   Dude, RVS!

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RVS_dude:   dude anigen

:   guest77 is now known as android17.

:   anigen is now known as RVS_bro.

RVS_bro:   RVS, bro!

mrscriblam:   lol

RVS_dude:   lol

Hammi:   woah shit

mrscriblam:   Bro, RVS!

Hammi:   now theres two of them

:   android17 is now known as RVS_MOM.

:   mrscriblam is now known as RVS_dad.

RVS_dad:   now son did i ever tell you the time i dropped you off a cliff

RVS_MOM:   nothing like trans

RVS_dad:   i hope not

RVS_dude:   so you guys won't mind if I make a game based on ng and tba?

RVS_dude:   parodying it of course

RVS_MOM:   speak to your father

RVS_MOM:   dont forget to eat your breakfast

RVS_dude:   any of you have a 360?

RVS_dad:   you should probably do something a little more original :/

RVS_MOM:   son what did we tell you about games in this house hold

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RVS_dude:   well it is original

:   guest84 is now known as RVS_sis.

RVS_dude:   I wanted to do a sort of tribute to ng and tba in a lighthearted sense

RVS_sis:   hey RVS family!

RVS_MOM:   hello

RVS_dad:   well no son of mine is gonna rip off newgrounds rumble

Hammi:   made dinner yet?

RVS_MOM:   I am your loving transvestite mother *hugs

RVS_dude:   no no nothing like that

:   HackBenjamin is now known as RVS_uncle.

Hammi:   im a friend of RVS ;D

Hammi:   and im here to suck up on you

RVS_sis:   omg! why didnt you buy me a new RVS_cellphone!

RVS_uncle:   Hello RVS's

RVS_sis:   i wanna hang out with my RVS_girlfriends!

RVS_uncle:   Wanna buy some drugs from your weird uncle

RVS_MOM:   you need to do your chores rvs_sis

RVS_uncle:   low price

RVS_dad:   get out of my house and stop taunting my boy 'hammi'!!

Hammi:   but... hes  my friend

RVS_dad:   i aint raising no queers

Hammi:   and im hungry

RVS_dad:   go home

RVS_uncle:   `exec Server.nick("RVS_bot")

:   Isabella_ is now known as RVS_bot.

RVS_MOM:   Hammi, you need some food in your belly

RVS_dude:   lol

RVS_dad:   martha i swear to god

Hammi:   YES MA'AM

RVS_MOM:   theres some left overs in the trash

Hammi:   

RVS_dad:   martha dont pull this shit on me

RVS_MOM:   the only thing I havent pulled is the tampon I used 8 years ago

Hammi:   cool!

RVS_uncle:   Hahaha

RVS_uncle:   Lemme suck the blood outta that

RVS_uncle:   Cause I'm the weird uncle

Hammi:   dude i saw it first

RVS_dude:   I think my ultimate motivational goal overall, is to help those to help save thesmselve

RVS_uncle:   stfu

RVS_uncle:   Cause I'm the weird uncle

RVS_dad:   jesus christ will you please get rid of that thing

Hammi:   step off olg geezer

RVS_uncle:   >:[

RVS_dad:   i want to have SEX in this decade martha

RVS_uncle:   No drugs in your stocking mister

Hammi:   unless you give me a share of dat drug

RVS_MOM:   OH GOD its green

RVS_uncle:   >:[

RVS_MOM:   IM AN ALIEN

Hammi:   good ol RVS family recipe

RVS_dad:   okay great go up to the bedroom

Hammi:   im all in for that drug mayn

RVS_dude:   you guys say more than you intend I can tell

RVS_MOM:   son dont speak to company with that mouth!

RVS_uncle:   Use your other mouth!

RVS_dad:   son i will give you a right beating

RVS_uncle:   Give him a left beating!

RVS_dad:   shut the fuck up frank

RVS_uncle:   

RVS_dad:   nobody invited you

RVS_uncle:   No drugs for you either, mister

RVS_dad:   do you want to take this outside?

RVS_uncle:   No

RVS_uncle:   It's cold out there

RVS_dad:   alright i will kill you right here and now

Hammi:   throw da geezer out in the snowwww

RVS_uncle:   Oh

RVS_uncle:   O

RVS_uncle:   Ok

RVS_uncle:   Kill me

RVS_MOM:   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RVS_MOM:   dont kill frank

RVS_uncle:   I have an appointment to hand out drugs at the childrens hostipal tomorrow

RVS_uncle:   I'll have to postpone that

RVS_dad:   punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom

RVS_uncle:   >

Hammi:   dude i got 5 bucks

Hammi:   what do i get?

RVS_MOM:   you hit like RVS_sis

RVS_uncle:   A brick

RVS_uncle:   of shit

Hammi:   man screw you RVS' uncle

RVS_uncle:   Lmao

RVS_dad:   grabs RS_MOM by the neck and pins her against the wall

RVS_dad:   RVS*

RVS_MOM:   Hammi I think its time for you to go home

RVS_MOM:   moans

Hammi:   I WONT LEAVE WITHOUT RVS_DUDE

RVS_uncle:   passes Hammi some drugs before he leaves

Hammi:   holly

RVS_dad:   SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND GET OUT

RVS_MOM:   hammi you can stay, just share what ever he gave you

Hammi:   take it easy pops

RVS_uncle:   Lmao this is great

RVS_MOM:   and maybe we can get some alone time

Hammi:   marihuana damnnnnnnn

RVS_dad:   oh in that case

Hammi:   lets get down on da couch moms

RVS_dad:   loosens grip

Hammi:   i got 10 grams

RVS_uncle:   I gave you 11 grams

RVS_MOM:   you can join in dad, but last time I didnt get satisfied

RVS_uncle:   YOu lost one

RVS_uncle:   >:[

RVS_dad:   gets the shotgun

Hammi:   no the last gram is crammed up your ass uncle sir

RVS_uncle:   >

RVS_uncle:   Oh

RVS_dad:   I AM THE LAW HERE

RVS_MOM:   gets the last gram out

RVS_uncle:   THat's what that was

Hammi:   woaaaaaaah moms

Hammi:   THATS RAD

RVS_uncle:   SUPER RAD

Hammi:   WICKEEEEEED

RVS_dad:   aims for Hammi

RVS_MOM:   Spoons are next to godlyness

RVS_uncle:   jumps in front

Hammi:   OH DEAR ELEPHANT GOD

Hammi:   NO

RVS_dad:   cocks gun

RVS_uncle:   of the gun

RVS_uncle:   and dies

RVS_uncle:   oh

RVS_uncle:   he didn't shoot yet

RVS_uncle:   stands in front of gun agaon

RVS_MOM:   the suspense killed you

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle anywau

RVS_uncle:   BAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

RVS_uncle:   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGY CRUEL WOLRD

RVS_dad:   cocks gun

RVS_MOM:    OVER KILL

RVS_uncle:   I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY

RVS_uncle:   I WISH TO TELL YOU THAT

RVS_uncle:   I'M

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

RVS_dad:   FUCK

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

Hammi:   dude hatin your uncle is cool and all but

RVS_MOM:   collects the blood with used tampon

RVS_uncle:   NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE

Hammi:   killin your bro is so not cool

RVS_uncle:   AND HURT YOU

RVS_uncle:   DIES

RVS_dad:   aims for hammi

RVS_MOM:   shrieks and moans and screams

RVS_dad:   cocks gun

Hammi:   no no no no waiiiiiiiit

Hammi:   wheres your son maaaaaaaaaan

RVS_MOM:   RVS_DAD GET THE FUCK OUT

:   RVS_uncle is now known as RVS_uncle_dead.

RVS_dad:   shoots RVS_MOM because that bitch needs to shut the fuck up

RVS_uncle_dead:   Hey guys

RVS_uncle_dead:   I'm dead

RVS_uncle_dead:   wat it doo

:   RVS_MOM is now known as RVS_MOM_dead.

RVS_uncle_dead:   hey

RVS_uncle_dead:   dead mama

RVS_MOM_dead:   I TO ARE DEADZ

RVS_dad:   aims for Hammi

RVS_dad:   get out

RVS_dad:   of my house

Hammi:   dddddudde yessir

RVS_MOM_dead:   quickly mind control bot to save himmothy

Hammi:   yoink!

RVS_uncle_dead:   oh rite

Hammi:   runs off and hits the mail box

RVS_dad:   f

RVS_bot:   kills RVS_dad

RVS_dad:   how so?

RVS_bot:   I dunnu, you're dead

RVS_dad:   fair enough

RVS_MOM_dead:   does rvs_bot know cpr?

:   RVS_dad is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.

RVS_uncle_dead:   Yes

RVS_MOM_dead:   sweet

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   hi

RVS_MOM_dead:   hello dad

RVS_bot:   I will save everyone

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   im not your dad martha

RVS_MOM_dead:   sorry stuart

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead

Hammi:   sticks his head in the front door

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   so

Hammi:   duuuuuuuude thats hot

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   im not sorry

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   at all

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   because

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   im a dick

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead

:   RVS_MOM_dead is now known as RVS_MOM_resuscitated.

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead

RVS_bot:   does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead

:   RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid.

:   RVS_uncle_dead is now known as RVS_Uncle.

RVS_Uncle:   Alive!

RVS_Uncle:   

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid:   fuck

RVS_Uncle:   All thanks to my bot

RVS_Uncle:   

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid:   i hate all of you

RVS_Uncle:   Then kill us again!

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid:   out of shells

RVS_Uncle:   Wait

RVS_Uncle:   NO

RVS_Uncle:   Don't kill ud

RVS_Uncle:   ud

RVS_Uncle:   oh

RVS_Uncle:   yay

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid:   fuck

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   fuck yeah

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid:   wheres the bourban

RVS_bot:   kills RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid again

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   in the cubbard stuart

:   RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.

RVS_dude:   any of you guys have a 360?

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   fuck A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME NOW

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   SON SHUT THE HELL UP

RVS_bot:   kills RVS_dude

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   the GUESTS are SPEAKING

Hammi:   hey lets go up to your bedroom and play!

Hammi:   i got da drgzorz

RVS_bot:   kills Hammi

Hammi:   MOTHERF-

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   FUCKING OUT NOW HAMMI

RVS_dude:   lol

RVS_dude:   you guys are insane

:   You are now known as Hammi_DEAD.

RVS_bot:   kills RVS_dude again

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   dont disrespect your elders deerie

RVS_bot:   DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   I DIDNT RAISE A DISRESPECTFUL TWERP

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   SO

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   FUCKING DIE ALRIGHT

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   ^

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   YOU WEAK BASTARD WHY DONT YOU DIE

:   RVS_Uncle is now known as Slack.

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   Have some stew Slack

Slack:   `exec Server.nick("Isabella_")

:   RVS_bot is now known as Isabella_.

RVS_dude:   it was nice seein you guys

psi43:   lmfao

RVS_dude:   but I have some stuff to o

RVS_dude:   do

RVS_dude:   happy holidays

Hammi_DEAD:   RVS_dude...

RVS_DAD_DEAD:   hey that stew better not have my chicken in it

Slack:   THis whole ordeal was fucking hilarious

RVS_MOM_resuscitated:   GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE KNOW

Hammi_DEAD:   dont... leave me... here

RVS_dude:   phoenix down yourself hammi

Slack:   `exec Chan.do('revives Hammi_DEAD')

Isabella_:   revives Hammi_DEAD

:   You are now known as Hammi.

:   Slack is now known as HackBenjamin.

:   RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as mrscriblam.

:   RVS_MOM_resuscitated is now known as Crabarms.

Hammi:   wicked

Hammi:   ddd

HackBenjamin:   That

HackBenjamin:   was

HackBenjamin:   hilarious

mrscriblam:   oodles of fun

Crabarms:   haha

:   RVS_dude has signed off IRC (Quit: RVS_dude).

Crabarms:   fuck yeah faggot...

Hammi:   AND HES OFF

Crabarms:   lol

[slack]

Fuck yea

[Flash]

I will finish it later because it's too long, but... This guy must be pretty stupid if he didn't realize that "you will pay!" thing was a joke.

edit:

RVS_dad: punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom

RVS_uncle: >

RVS_MOM: you hit like RVS_sis

LMAO

[Crabarms]

^

[Ashington]

well........shit

[f0d]

wow thanks for ruining the joke hammi

HE WAS STILL FOOLED WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU PLAY ALONG IDIOT

[Hammi]

wow thanks for ruining the joke hammi

HE WAS STILL FOOLED WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU PLAY ALONG IDIOT

I was told to post dis.

Also theres still a chance he hasnt seen this yet. Should i remove it?

[f0d]

what

im saying why didnt you play along in the convo, what the fuck are you doing saying "dont worry RVS we are all very nice people who are your friends!!" we spent like all of last week putting this poor kid into a panic stricken state thinking we were about to kill him

[Hammi]

what

im saying why didnt you play along in the convo, what the fuck are you doing saying "dont worry RVS we are all very nice people who are your friends!!" we spent like all of last week putting this poor kid into a panic stricken state thinking we were about to kill him

I made him believe that we "liked" him just to keep the fun up. As for the killing part, i wasnt aware that this joke already existed. Fucking asdfg

[f0d]

yeh i know cuz you are still a pleb

but ye you should prolly get a mod to move this thread before he sees it

like seriously whenever he enters IRC just drop everything and start convincing him of shit that isnt really happening

and if a guest enters the room go "RVS LEAVE RIGHT NOW"

[rtil]

the rvs show episode 3

[f0d]

<Hammi> why cant i see the hidden section yet rtil??

[GFC]

zzz what's the point of all these shitty copy/paste threads

[psi43]

um so, should I add Hammi to the prem user list y/n?

[f0d]

i vote no

but its up 2 u

[psi43]

yeah quite a lot of people seem to say no as far as I know.

anyone else? 2 more answers and it's decided

[psi43]

oh nevermind it already seems like he's in

[Hammi]

If i only had known, i wouldnt be posting this on general. There wont be a second slip. Otherwise remove me right away.

[CoolDrMoney]

Hammi posted it so I didnt read!

[Necronomitr0n]

Hammi posted it so I didnt read!