post your best grouphug finds here

[sQueef]

http://grouphug.us/confessions/241610622
http://grouphug.us/confessions/885320247
http://grouphug.us/confessions/658371758
http://grouphug.us/confessions/609720993
http://grouphug.us/confessions/833333837
http://grouphug.us/confessions/465243251
http://grouphug.us/confessions/365996349
http://grouphug.us/confessions/578609223
http://grouphug.us/confessions/758196791
http://grouphug.us/confessions/220526341
http://grouphug.us/confessions/681256589
http://grouphug.us/confessions/406955692
http://grouphug.us/confessions/873541420
http://grouphug.us/confessions/195426357
http://grouphug.us/confessions/339980398
http://grouphug.us/confessions/207572600
http://grouphug.us/confessions/548746703

[rtil]

lmao @ the gamecube/WoW/blueberry muffin one

ok let's see what the randomizer comes up with

wow

http://grouphug.us/confessions/392355758
http://grouphug.us/confessions/371844269
http://grouphug.us/confessions/433751938
http://grouphug.us/confessions/373862453
http://grouphug.us/confessions/304083971

[Cambo]

685098090

i know a girl who likes the chink from donnie darko

[sQueef]

good shit

[mishkamash]

http://grouphug.us/confessions/426652699

[leone]

http://grouphug.us/confessions/371844269

lmao

[sQueef]

[Loathsome]

there's no way those things are true, but it sure is hilarious.

"146540920    
I fucked my dad wile he was sleeping."

[salutations]

http://grouphug.us/confessions/794065215
http://grouphug.us/confessions/366269345
http://grouphug.us/confessions/749868814


568812466

I pee in the sink ^_^



891405411

I love running around my house naked, singing at the top of my lungs when no one is home.

Once, my stepdad almost caught me.

That would have sucked.



^^^ Oh my god that almost happened to me once too. I wish I was kidding.

[Loathsome]

I pee in the sink ^_^

In all honesty, I've done that once at a party when I was drunk.

[salutations]

I don't think i've ever peed ina sink but fuck ima PRO at peeing outside which is an impressive talent since i don't have a dick  

[Loathsome]

EXPLAIN!

[salutations]

okay well like girls are always telling me 'i dont know how to pee outside without getting it on my pants'

well first i reccomend to them, when going to an outside party or event, wearing skirts is a good option. then i tell them what they have to do if they're wearing pants is pull them all the way down to around their ankles and sit in a position like they're ready to sit on a chair, and then squat down just a little further. sometimes its easier to use a tree to lean against or what i do is hold on to it. and then just GO.

been to alot of bonfires in my life and never once got piss on my pants or shoes!!

damn im good

[GenTrigger]

891405411

I love running around my house naked, singing at the top of my lungs when no one is home.

Once, my stepdad almost caught me.

That would have sucked.



^^^ Oh my god that almost happened to me once too. I wish I was kidding.

This is like the best thing in the world.

[salutations]

its fun but risky

[Daveb0t]

I got the best
<BloodyCheery> http://grouphug.us/
<BloodyCheery> oh shit
<SHADOWFOX2> What kinda url name is that!?
<squefx> i think maybe its randomized cuz that ones not after the neopets one for me jseed
<rtil> it's just text shadow
<J_Seed> ahahaha
<rtil> it is random
<J_Seed>  643825562
<J_Seed> ive dreamt about my mom giving me a blowjob…thats really weird i think!!
<J_Seed> ok thats
<rtil> he thinks?!?!
<J_Seed> eeeeeeeeee
<J_Seed> thats just something
<BloodyCheery> GROUPHUG.US TRIVIA: Does anyone know the date that I changed the site from dark brown to white?
<J_Seed> like, ew
<BloodyCheery> that's disturbing Seed
<HybridFury> this is one of the strangest most honest sites I've ever seen!!
<salutations> okay
<salutations> i love you guys
<salutations> goodnight
<salutations> mwah mwah
<BloodyCheery> night Sal
<HybridFury> g'night sal
<squefx> nite
<J_Seed> nite
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> billy is now playing peggle extreme
<BloodyCheery> whoa what
<J_Seed> lmao, i should add billy and play l4d wit him
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> hes never on l4d
<squefx> in all the weird shit ive done i have never thought about my mom and anything sexual dat is jus fucen gr0ss!!!!!!!
<squefx> rtil would b proud
<BloodyCheery> CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
<BloodyCheery> ^ this sums up that website
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<J_Seed>  383691452
<BloodyCheery> hello Thor
<J_Seed> Pearl Jam is my favourite band ever
<J_Seed> FAGGOT
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> I was fucking with a dog whistle last month and realised I had discovered the brown note when my dog suddenly shat himself while cleaning his genitals, and now I play it all the time, unfortunately it’s effect on me is that I shit out of my mouth and stuff it back up into my anus.  
<Thor> sup.
<SHADOWFOX2> 764180474
<SHADOWFOX2> i dont know wtf im doing anymore.
<squefx> yea
<BloodyCheery> oh great dave is going to put that up for every person that sign on here
<squefx> jseed pearljam is fucking great fuck you
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> yessir
<BloodyCheery> i love you
<BloodyCheery> OH
<J_Seed> Pearl Jam is good yeh
<J_Seed> its just sorta a weird confession :/
<BloodyCheery> you should put that under that "wank" topic on the board Dave!!
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> ohhh my
<J_Seed>  542948924
<J_Seed> I cry every time i mastubate
<squefx>  628128003
<squefx> I fantasize about some one reading my post on this web site and falling in love with me. I guess I’ll never know if some one does.
<HybridFury> 677670753
<HybridFury> I have an imaginary girlfriend.
<squefx> who doesnt!
<BloodyCheery> uhhhh yeah who doesn't?
<J_Seed> that isnt that surprising man
<BloodyCheery> they're called BLOW UP DOLLS
<HybridFury> i know
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> I've got a wart on my foot
<squefx>  839030289
<squefx> I am not sure if my baby is my husband’s. He doesn’t look like him. I had sex with 3 men around that time I concieved, and I don’t know which one is the one.
<squefx> For now, my baby looks just like me, but I’m afraid what will happen some years from now on. What if he looks like that guy I even don’t remember his name?
<HybridFury> 148285414
<HybridFury> I’m not a porn star. I wish guys would stop treating me like one.
<J_Seed>  921147786
<J_Seed> I don’t give way to Asians at intersections.
<J_Seed> hahaha
<BloodyCheery> wha
<squefx>  975478359
<squefx> I don’t have the heart to tell my girlfriend that her mother is more attractive then she is.
<BloodyCheery> OH SHIT
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> I enjoy imaging people getting killed
<J_Seed> whats with all these guys wanting to fuck moms ahehe
<BloodyCheery> "Stacy's Mom" anybody?
<HybridFury> 499310988
<squefx> bahahahaha
<HybridFury> My friends always come to me for advice, they say I’m a good listener.
<HybridFury> I hate it.
<squefx> ahhhhhhahaha
<squefx>  279946505
<squefx> i shit my pants at a friends house, and put them in a box in his garage,
<squefx> i wonder if he ever found it
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> LMAO
<J_Seed> hahaha
<HybridFury> lmao
<BloodyCheery> cripes
<J_Seed> wow
<J_Seed>  316988647
<J_Seed> my boss raped me anally in his office. i’m a guy…and i’m best friends with his son.
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> I regularily ejaculate into my roomate's shampoo.
<squefx> wow holy shit
<squefx> wo
<squefx> wowowowo
<HybridFury> 921870160
<HybridFury> When I see people acting dangerously I often hope that they will seriously injure themselves and learn a lesson
<BloodyCheery> you guys think that this might make an interesting topic on the forums??
<squefx> nO
<BloodyCheery> haha
<squefx> THIS SHALL NOT BE SHARED
<BloodyCheery> alright
<squefx> WITH ANYONE WHO WASNT  ON  IRC AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT IN TIME
<squefx> ALLAH HAS WILLED IT SO
<J_Seed>  470953396
<J_Seed> I stuck my penis in our vacuum cleaner, when I was 10, and my mom walked in on me. Noone’s every said anything about it since then.
<BloodyCheery> i will obay Allah
<BloodyCheery> no comment
<squefx>  210853151
<squefx> My girlfriend thinks that I should never have to masterbate again, because she takes care of all my needs. My girlfriend is delusional.
<HybridFury> 134134589
<J_Seed>  226890177
<J_Seed> I fucked girls when I am scared of sex, just to look cool.
<J_Seed>  
<squefx>  407951684
<squefx> Sometimes my privates smell like what I had recently been eating.
<squefx> Stuff like quesadillas, chicken noodle soup, etc.
<squefx> I wonder if it happens to other girls.
<squefx> It doesn’t happen with all foods, just some.
<squefx> I don’t know why.
<squefx> Somebody, somewhere has to find this a turn on.
<squefx> It always tastes normal, though.
<BloodyCheery> zekey is missing out on this
<HybridFury> 134134589
<HybridFury> i masturbated with a cordless telephone today, and now my mom is talking with it.
<squefx> It always tastes normal, though.
<squefx> lmfao wow
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> I wanna taste my dic
<J_Seed>  931798955
<J_Seed> another time i woke up in someone elses home with a weed plant in my hand, and i smoked it
<J_Seed>  534122143
<J_Seed> i like to shove coke bottles all th e way up my ass so the only thing showing is the very end.
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> Alright Im falling asleep here
<squefx> nite
<HybridFury> 970486961
<J_Seed> seeyaz
<HybridFury> i once tried having sex with a dog. it didnt fit, but it mentally it felt good.
<daveiuslaahdpoiufhyepoiashydlk> Im gonna leave this on and go to bed
<HybridFury> that one has issues
<J_Seed> see ya dave
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<squefx>  206138162
<squefx> My daughter was an accident, unlike my son, which I wanted.
<squefx> I still feel that I love my son more, but I try to hide it.
<J_Seed>
<HybridFury> 538032196
<HybridFury> I think i am bi-sexual. I am to afriad to try it with another woman, but I dream about it often.
<squefx>  775978655
<squefx> I was molested when I was child, and I don’t know what to say when I’m asked: “who was your first kiss?”.
<rtil> damn
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<HybridFury> this next one is a little... odd
<HybridFury> 886212210
<HybridFury> I am addicted to drinking my own seaman…i think its lovely….god im so weird.
<J_Seed> eh
<squefx> i always want to try it when im jackin off but when i do come im like ew fuck that and im not horny enough to go through with it
<squefx> its been like this for the past few years ever since i could actually produce semen from jacking off
<squefx>  
<squefx> oh wait this isnt an anonymous confession irc tttt
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<HybridFury> lmao
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<J_Seed> ropesnakez
<ropesnake> ropoproprr
<not_squeef>  410577987
<not_squeef> i only read the short confessions
<not_squeef> ^^^^
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<squf>  783334634
<squf> i’m a 16yr old girl and am really freaked out. my best friend ali who is 16 as well…well she’s been masurbating over a webcam to her dad. it makes me sick to think about it.
<J_Seed> :B
<squf>  527979009
<squf> My aunt used to drink a lot and sometimes she would touch us. I am a guy and I was 7 at the time. My sister was 8 and sometimes she would make my sister “fist” her.
<squf> Nowadays, I avoid relationships because whenever I make love to a woman I recall those incidents.
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<ropesnake> so
<ropesnake> who else is not celebrating christmas
<BloodyCheery> me
<BloodyCheery> i'll be in the middle of training =(
<squf> i wont be
<squf> !
<ropesnake> this is a sad year for christmas
<squf> I like midget porn. I can’t help it. I feel so terrible after watching it. But I just can’t prevent myself from watching little people have sex. I have the most incredible orgasms afterwards, but then just feel dirty the rest of the day.
<squf> :-(
<BloodyCheery> oh my
<squf> im getting an .mp3 player for christmas but that will before the 25th and we arent doing anything on the 25th so yeh, t
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<ropesnake> dannngg
<HybridFury> i'm tired guys. I'm gonna go. Later guys.
<ropesnake> bye
<squf> by
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<squf> wait
<squf> who ropesnake
<squf> the best thing about working in a big company is that i can remain anonymous. i do stuf like shitting in my hand and smearing it around the bathroom and masturbating onto the soap dispensers. i printed necrophilia pornography off my computer and laminated it and stuck it to the walls in the bathroom. i wrote “eat shit Mr Masson” with faeces on the mirror, i steal other people’s lunches from other departments where nobody knows me, and i left
<ropesnake> this bug
<squf> ooo
<squf> helo bug
<ropesnake> hellloo
<squf> do you still have doze pics of umm NY museum of 'art'??? (-:
<ropesnake> yeah i do acually
<ropesnake> but
<ropesnake> i have no webspace to host them
<squf> you can use my photobukcet account? i duno
<ropesnake> id like to upload them all in one shot
<ropesnake> can i do that with PB?
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<squf> yeah
<squf> you can mass upload on pb
<squf> helo michele,
<J_Seed> sals sleepin
<squf> she jus joined
<J_Seed> her comp just likes to
<squf> oh
<squf> oh
<squf> lmao
<squf> ok





And then it dissolves.  Sadly IRC has a limit for how much text is saved so I don't have rtil's best quote.

[shura]

207572600

I want to smell Sasha's neck.

D:

[rtil]

Sadly IRC has a limit for how much text is saved so I don't have rtil's best quote.

dont' worry i keep logs of the channel i have it

[salutations]

207572600

I want to smell Sasha's neck.

D:

its ok honey that was me :*


<squf> helo michele,
<J_Seed> sals sleepin
<squf> she jus joined
<J_Seed> her comp just likes to
<squf> oh
<squf> oh
<squf> lmao
<squf> ok

lmao sry guys!!!!! my internets all kindsa fucked up

[retrosmash]

224037144

I'm very sorry for last night

762699816

You don't know this.

But I love you, Dakota!

I LOVE YOU!

420241222

one time in high school i was having sex with my girlfriend and my mom walked in on us. At first i was scared that we had been caught but then she started taking her clothes off. I always had a thing for her but never persued it. Now was my opertunity so i went along with it but my girlfriend freaked out and told the whole school

346780954

I have a large head and my pals call me farnish, I don't know why, and I dislike it.

137470728

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have sex with a mulatto.

777279105

I stole christmas.

329045505

if i was batman, the first thing i would do would be to kick robin in the cack. he's just so gay.

770196392

I love to smell my roommate's dirty underwear the smell is such a turn on to me, I love jacking off while smelling them.

779516006

i wish we still had slavery.

782853078

i wack my meat all night after i see my naighbor take off her cloth to touch her self.

384625031

I was on this date with a a really hott guy, i liked him a lot. I saw that my shoe was untied and i bent down to tie it, on my way down i let out the loudest, grossest, longest, nastiest, smelliest, fart. I turned around and he was almost gagggin at the smell...I can't tlak to him or even look at him now.

278414608

i like binary. it turns me on. i know have an erection.

971620352

there i was knuckle deep in my own ass.

953683103

I really have to take a dump right now but im too lazy to do it.
I also have a bottle beside the computer wich i pee in if im in a good Starcraft game.

338492710

I believe in soda, not pop.

129973951

i really REALLY wish i was a balloon, preferably a red balloon... or a bubble... that'd be fun.

681860019

I have a confession to make. I am a member of a organization that has one major goal and that is to make women's lives more difficult. There is a conspiracy going on and I am part of it. We have members in every branch of the government and every large company you can think of. Your husbands and brothers are probably members too. Initiation into our organization happens in school. We teach our members to be aggresive and dominating while at the same time making sure women are passive and submissive. We have members who work extensively to continue our way of thinking. Our organization stretches across race, age, and time. Wherever you go in the world we have someone already there. I am confessing this now because I think women are on to us. We call our organization the No Mame's Club.