The future of TBA

[shura]

as long as you can learn to control that gag reflex you'll do fine sasha

holy shit that actually made me laugh really hard hahahhahaha XD

[shura]

In a perfect world, If i knew that i didn't have any limitations, and i could be whatever i wanted, i would choose to be an actress.

In a fantasy world however, i would be a pirate. captain of my own ship. i would go on an epic adventure circumnavigating the earth by sea or perhaps by sky =D
and save the world somehow...


but realistically im probably going to end up as a waitress =P

or giving blowjobs to random guys for money. but i would need to work on that damn gag reflex...  

[funzop]

im in a really great art school in nyc, but im dead broke
i wanna get an internship for animation

[funzop]

or giving blowjobs to random guys for money. but i would need to work on that damn gag reflex...  

HELLO IM RANDOM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[shittyfurryass]

death

[salutations]

Scenario 1: Unwed, Mother of 4 adopted asian children, Life coach by day, Whore by night. Raging alcoholic. Smoking 3 packs a day. at 45 I will become the first female president and destroy the country. I will spend my last 3 years of my life after that living on a remote desert island being fanned by sexy men and sippin' on pina coladas.

Scenario 2: Married to Andy Samberg. No kids, but a pet lizard. Living in a mansion in Los Angeles, laying by the pool all day. Socially acceptable alchoholic. Non-smoker. Stage actor. Sex tape released on the internet. Personal Chauffeur. Parties every night. Find the cure for cancer. Have songs written about me, a movie made about me, and then end with my own reality tv show.

Scenario 3: If this all doesn't happen, who knows maybe I'll be assistant manager at KB Toys. Living in a trailer park married to a trucker, with 4 of my own children. Meth-head/Alcoholic. Smoking a carton of cigs a day, and a full head of grey hair. Driving a station wagon. My husband will leave me for some younger woman and my kids will turn against me. I will die at a young age. Alone.



fuck. all of those sound awesome!!!!!

[Necronomitr0n]

Uh sorry I forgot to wear my turban today so I don't know what I'll be doing in 20 years

[shura]

or giving blowjobs to random guys for money. but i would need to work on that damn gag reflex...  

HELLO IM RANDOM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

read squeef's previous comment =P

[f0d]

f0d goes to ulca(?) which is as far as I know a pretty dam good filmschool. He'll get really far, too if he sticks to it.

yeah i love it so far

anthony hopkins teaches a master acting class right down the hall from my tv production class

but there's really no guarantee of success in the film industry. in my first quarter ive learned that you need luck more than anything else to make it big in the industry. a film school ain't gonna help you without a solid reel

if i were to guess where ill be in 30 yrs, i would say hopefully working in the film or television industry, but possibly working in videogames as well. and most importantly, i hope im not still posting on these forums let alone surfing the internet when im that fucken old!

the internet will be long gone by then anyways, replaced by something cooler and more efficient like fiber optics

[MRat]

the internet will be long gone by then anyways, replaced by something cooler and more efficient like fiber optics

nah society is going to suffer an infrastructure collapse and we'll all revert back to a more primitive lifestyle.

[f0d]

the internet will be long gone by then anyways, replaced by something cooler and more efficient like fiber optics

nah society is going to suffer an infrastructure collapse and we'll all revert back to a more primitive lifestyle.

man you're such a pessimist

wheres your spirit! its a new era of hope and prosperity! obama is the president he's gonna wave his magic negro wand and make the economy recover overnight

[CoolDrMoney]

as long as you can learn to control that gag reflex you'll do fine sasha

OKAY ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME SQUEEF PUDDING WHO WANTS SOME

And in the future Im going to kill all of you
In essense destroying your futures
Because youre all worthless

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

mmm


three possibilities


possibility A (my dream): getting an online job and other various work leads me down a road of mild success. i eventually make to television and help storyboard a few cartoon shows and eventually finding myself in a movie animation or effects studio like blue sky or pixar. And using my imagination manage to climb the ranks and eventually start directing films. i am able to live comfortably in a nice neighborhood with just enough time to work on personal projects such as Zeke. Eventually a Zeke comic or cartoon miniseries is created and becomes a success.

possibility B (reality): my online job keeps me under a roof until i am 38 years old when i realize i no longer really enjoy drawing or painting or animating. i end my days as a hobo charicature artist, using money i make from scribbling ugly people to buy myself more whiskey. my body is found miles away from my cardboard box home full of ugly paintings


possibility C (the best one so far!): my online job and other work help me develop my skills enough where i have the power and funding to make a nice professional online series. i use the money from this to get a new car and i travel the world to see its wonders. sadly, i crash the car into a nuclear power plant which melts down and explodes sending the charred remains of my flesh careening across the state in a plume of smoke. i land in the cess pool outside of an oil refinery. the combination of energies helps me be reborn as a new nathan. a better nathan. a man who runs on gas and pollution. i live off it. feed off it.
and using my unholy powers of filth i lay waste to this godawful fucking planet and rule all mankind under an iron fist:

[MRat]

f

Hey I thought about doing part C myself!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

* huges has joined #Chat-World
<reptilicus> slime beneath me mmmm
<reptilicus> slime up above
<reptilicus> ooh you'll love my HA HA HA
<reptilicus> toxic love
* huges has left #Chat-World

[SHADOWFOX2]

or giving blowjobs to random guys for money. but i would need to work on that damn gag reflex...  

HELLO IM RANDOM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

read squeef's previous comment =P

I think you missed what he was getting at

[shura]

or giving blowjobs to random guys for money. but i would need to work on that damn gag reflex...  

HELLO IM RANDOM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

read squeef's previous comment =P

I think you missed what he was getting at

uh...what?

[Ashington]

So for you guys the future holds blow jobs and destruction? Fuck my previous plan im getting a bunker and filling it with whores.

[LordZeebmork]

actually wait

in ten years I'll probably have been assassinated by a black supremacist after becoming famous and alerting the world to their evil conspiracy to take over the world or something

[rtil]

blow jobs and destruction