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Started by Fuzz, November 11, 2008 08:28 PM

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Fuzz

November 11, 2008 08:28 PM
http://helpavirgin.com/
heard about this on the radio. C'mon help this guy out.
Just click the link. That's all you have to do.

rtil

#1
November 11, 2008 08:31 PM
looks like he's not gonna get it

zomfgbie

#2
November 11, 2008 08:38 PM
oh my god lame
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Philip K Dick

#3
November 11, 2008 08:41 PM
yeah pretty pathetic

emanhattan

#4
November 11, 2008 08:50 PM
This guy is puting the pussy on a pedestal.

[size=]"One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift."[/size]

rtil

#5
November 11, 2008 08:51 PM
of course he does

he has a twitter account

psi43

#6
November 11, 2008 08:55 PM
wow what a dumbo I would shit ads all over the site.

DrRumack

#7
November 11, 2008 08:55 PM
I hear you like a man with 5,000,000 hits on his website  

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

funzop

#8
November 11, 2008 09:02 PM Last Edit: November 11, 2008 09:04 PM by NoneZop
refresh

shit nevermind it doesnt work.
why the fuck would he disable refreshing if he wanted to get laid?!?

answer: the man wants cock

sQueef

#9
November 12, 2008 12:08 AM
i remember hearing about some guy who got arrested for selling his virginity on Ebay because that was like prostitution or something yep
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

emanhattan

#10
November 12, 2008 04:43 AM
My god.

I refreshed the page once.

this guy gets about  69 to 80 visits per minute

I would ABS-O-LUTELY put fucking ads everywhere.

he might still not get pussy tough

funzop

#11
November 12, 2008 04:49 AM
one word










cock.
he knows he wants it.

billy

#12
November 12, 2008 05:17 AM
she'd probably give him pussy whether he gets 5 million or not

he just needs to play his cards right

billy

#13
November 12, 2008 05:31 AM
although who am i kidding

it's not real, it's probably something viral

Daveb0t

#14
November 12, 2008 07:28 PM
This would make a perfect romantic comedy movie.

emanhattan

#15
November 12, 2008 08:23 PM
Quote from: DavebutThis would make a perfect romantic comedy movie.

I tought that too lol.

"The 25 year old virgin"
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