how efficient r u

[Mushroomboy5]

gets all of them with 54% efficency

[DrRumack]

0% efficiency
what a ride though

[rtil]

haha

[sQueef]

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WELLL OBVIOUSLY YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN YUNGJAZZ FIRST JOINED OR WHEN MINDCHAMBER STARTED SOME BIG GAYFEST HAHAHAH

[shittyfurryass]

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN B!TCH

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

best backalleys topic ever

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

there's an odd feeling of accomplishment when your creation goes into the chopper with its pieces all flying off its broken body WHILE it does a wheelie and gets all the coconuts in

badass

[CoolDrMoney]

So my machine was literally moving inch by inch slow as fuck! So I was like oh boy I better record this! I hope nothing really shitty happens that made me waste my time! Hope I reach the end!



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Okay.

This is a rather at length bit about exploiting the physics engine of this game for hilarious purposes.

Red Mongoose made a cart that looks like a man. He cleverly used the wheels to make yoyo. How? Because when you make joints, you dont HAVE to attach them to the center of wheels.

Secondly, if you put the center of wheel on a solid object it can shift very gently up and down.
So
I decided to try to make wheels like a train, where the wheels had a spoke (a joint) and it worked.
But not too well.

So I moved to the next step. Putting an axle between two wheels.

You may notice an extra wheel attached to the solid part of the axle. This is because previously, when the two large main wheels made half a rotation, the "stick" of the axle hit the ground too hard.

Which made the whole cart bounce and seizure, which was funny but made it near undrivable.


So off we go

The yoyos on top swing to and fro sometimes keeping the coconuts in the cart. sometimes hurling them through the air

The yoyos also serve a secondary purpose (note i'm not trying to win the game just make a hilariously retarded cart)

They become extra wheels in case I flip over.


So I lost my coconuts


The sad part is you guys cant see how this thing moves
its fuckin great
its a shame there's no way to record these




It also has a tendency to roll on top of itself

[rtil]

The sad part is you guys cant see how this thing moves
its fuckin great
its a shame there's no way to record these

well

camtasia studio does video screen capture

and it's easy to find/crack

[salutations]

maybe one day I will try this game but I have a feeling because I am a very impatient/angry/easily annoyed person I will probably break my monitor or something.

[redmongoose]

89% percent effeciency
15/15 coconuts
28 seconds
one wheel

pfft

[redmongoose]

update

[salutations]

[zomfgbie]

dicks thats not very efficient now is it  

i wanna see 100% now guys! my record is 3 coconuts with 6% efficiency

[salutations]

dicks thats not very efficient now is it  

i wanna see 100% now guys! my record is 3 coconuts with 6% efficiency

its efficient for getting all the ladies

[zomfgbie]

my baby comes through for me

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

well

camtasia studio does video screen capture

and it's easy to find/crack

I have a recording program
it uses very little resources and still runs like absolute shit on this old machine

video playback is like 5 fps if alot of stuff is happening onscreen

i know camtasia will probably run even worse

[Daveb0t]

We should make a "donate to Zekey fund".