The big TBA Cooking and Food book!

Started by psi43, October 27, 2008 10:13 PM

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psi43

Ok so back on some other old forum Ross "RubberDildo" O'Donovan and I went to, he made a topic called "Cooking Book" or something. There he posted some really great recepie for some sausage cheese thing, looked nice and I made it myself, it also tasted nice.

So yeah, post some recepies you've made on your own with pictures preferably!

Here's mine!

#1:



You start by taking out everything you need! A bun, a lot of butter, grill&steak spices, salami and even more butter.

#2:



Now you put a fuckload of butter onto the buns, put the salami onto it and on top of the salami, you put some butter aswell. Now you throw some steak&grill spices ontop.

#3:



Put it into the microwave for 40 seconds and you're done!

Hammi

Sorry to disappoint you there, but my cheesecake walkthrough is far superior and has already gone down the TBA history.

I wouldnt mind having butter on the salamis though and warm it up! Great ill try that out one day.
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Daveb0t

Ok here is a gay recipe

Take some boneless chicken breast and cut dat bitch all up

Grab some kidney beans and a little o dat oil.

Throw them bitches on a frying pan.

Cook until they all done

Eat em up.

You can add onions if ya want, but fo me, straight up ya know?

Crabarms

Looks good.
BUT DAMN THAT'S A HUGE ASS PIECE OF BUTTER
mind you I've only seen it it small stick form...

psi43

Quote from: crabarmsLooks good.
BUT DAMN THAT\\\'S A HUGE ASS PIECE OF BUTTER
mind you I\\\'ve only seen it it small stick form...

my father works as a mechanic in some big baker\\\'s factory that produces shit for Denmark and Germany, he gets 20kg of butter for free if he asks, lmfao.

this topic was my 5,000th post btw!

Crabarms

That's pretty cool, that butter seems easier to use in the sense you dont have tight plastic things covering it causing it to break
and get in the way.
congratulations on posting.

Necronomitr0n

Lumberjack

ingredients:
3 spoons of brown sugar
a handful of chocolate chips
3 spoons of sugar
1 spoonful of butter (roughly)
1 spoonful of peanut butter (doesn't matter what kind; I prefer chunky)
honey

Layer these all together in order (top to bottom) in a coffee mug and microwave for 30 seconds

stir together and enjoy
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Fuzz

This is somethin my dad and I came up with. It's great if you like chicken and rice.

Take 3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, 2 cups of rice, 4 cups of water, parmesan cheese, basil, and paprika.

Lay out the chicken in a glass baking dish about 1 inch apart.

Pour in the rice and water around it.

Sprinkle on a thick layer of cheese, basil, and paprika.

Bake until the chicken is cooked all the way through.

SERVE AND ENJOY!!!!!

Crabarms

If I had chicken/rice that was rightfully mine I would try that.

redmongoose

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sQueef

i got some nic f00d recipes some good food eatin (-:

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3.)

put it in da oven noob!!!

4.)
in 1/2 hour come out and USING OVEN MITTS take da pie tin out and flip dem chickens, and add more butter, basil, sage, black pepper, an salt at dis juncture.

5.)

in another half hour your chicken will be done so take dat shit out
and hopefully you have some nic bread to go with it because all dat butter you put in da tin
is gonna be fucen delicious on some nic bread


so dems my nic f00d recipes hope you enjoy your food eatin (---:
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Fuzz

That's a lot like mine. Just without the rice and it sounds more "hip to the jive".