Movie Thread

[emanhattan]

ive never seen clubb a field but people say its really bad

[jjjjjjjjjj]

i liked cloverfield but that may be because i was all into the hype and i looked into it all so when i watched the movie i saw those little things that made sense to only those people who looked into it

the worst blair witchesque movies is this fucking movie:

[creamcorn]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Flash]

yeah these blair witchesque movies always are a bit annoying and seem like they could function better as normal movies

when blair witch came out we weren't all fed up with teenagers having sissy fits through the whole movie
but it got really annoying over time - as realistic as it is, "oh my god oh my god what the fuck look at that what the fuck hey michael stop filming this damnit" isn't a very good line

[ansel]

i actually really liked cloverfield, but i fucken hated the characters

how am i supposed to empathize with rich socialites

[texas]

why is megan fox always in high school

[Daveb0t]

because shes shit fuck her

[lenko]

how am i supposed to empathize with rich socialites

says ansel with the TABLET SCREEN

[billy]

First of all, this is really stupid:

cloverfield 1 was interestingly done but it was a shit film on the whole

yeah, one of the big problems is it was rated PG-13, so instead of saying "fuck, what the fuck is that?!" like in real life, they just say "oh my god, oh my god!"

only kids say fuck every other word

Second of all Cloverfield sucked dick in every regard and it\\\'s basically death porn for kids since it\\\'s just a bunch of assholes improbably holding the camera at all times and everyone dies. It would have been awesome if they downplayed the whole guy waving the camera around all the time as if it works better when you give it a good shake, and the protagonists did SOMETHING worthwhile. The plot was basically PG-13 hostel in terms of flow and worthlessness

Wow A Guy Made Out of Pictures Taken From Michael Jackson Concert Performances I Cant Imagine How Hard It Must Be Living As Him LoL

it\\\'s not supposed to make you think that it was hard living as him IDIOT

he was a cultural icon and i\\\'m sure his concert was magical, which is why the cover is like that

[emanhattan]

why is megan fox always in high school

[billy]

the fall is amazing



that and lars and the real girl are the only movies that have actually emotionally effected me recently

I saw this in theaters about a year ago and I\\\'d give it a solid C.

You faggots are too lenient on any piece of shit just because it\\\'s artsy or something

FUCK U ok

i just saw it and i thought it was great

hey taylor the fall still sucks i wish he\\\'d killed himself in the middle so the fuckin piece of shit would end

well i guess it\\\'s pretty good if you like sleeping

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

cloverfield 1 was interestingly done but it was a shit film on the whole

yeah, one of the big problems is it was rated PG-13, so instead of saying "fuck, what the fuck is that?!" like in real life, they just say "oh my god, oh my god!"

the monster looked awful too, i remember seeing concept designs that looked ten times better

wow fuck you
that movie had the best monster designs since hellboy
FUCK
YOU

[lenko]

cloverfield 1 was interestingly done but it was a shit film on the whole

yeah, one of the big problems is it was rated PG-13, so instead of saying "fuck, what the fuck is that?!" like in real life, they just say "oh my god, oh my god!"

the monster looked awful too, i remember seeing concept designs that looked ten times better

wow fuck you
that movie had the best monster designs since hellboy
FUCK
YOU

after seeing what clover COULD have been i was majorly dissapointed

frog thing with claws just didnt do it for me after seeing a fuckin whale leviathan with legs

[rtil]

concepts are usually always better than the final product, i can't think of something off the top of my head where every conceptual idea made it to final

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

frog thing with claws just didnt do it for me after seeing a fuckin whale leviathan with legs

that whale thing was ripped off a fuckin final fantasy boss

clover looks like nothing anyone made before. like a grotesque bat/monkey creature.

[lenko]

seeing as we're arguing about film monsters

which is everyones fave

doesnt have to be a major one (Godzilla/Clover/King Kong) or even 'city sized' for that matter

[salutations]

cloverfield is teh gay

my favorite monster is anything danny devito plays

[lenko]

[emanhattan]

[rtil]

i don't have one??????????????????????