Movie Thread

[ansel]

I had to leave the theater during the G-force trailer

[f0d]

jesus christ

What the flying fuck is this?

a perfect way to sum up everything that is wrong with imdb

obviously the gforce ad is horrible but holy fucking shit a 7.5? the first transformers was utter garbage if you exclude the flashy special fx, i cant imagine this one being anything but worse

and the transformers premiere was less than a block from my apartment, they had a fuckin linkin park concert going on. it was horrible

[whoareyou]

You should have brought a gun to the Linkin Park performance.

[slack]

Up was great

[rtil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvLUrF3ItGQ

[jjjjjjjjjj]

there's not enough for me to tell if it will be good or not since I never watched the show

[shura]

I had to leave the theater during the G-force trailer

i didn't leave but i felt so embarrassed watching it

[RobHalford]

I had to leave the theater during the G-force trailer

i didn't leave but i felt so embarrassed watching it

We had to watch it twice. In a row.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

I watched Jack Brooks Monster Slayer the other day it was alright
It felt very short though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwdhipRQJU

Also all of Charlie Kaufman's movies hes written are great great great I watched Synecdoche, New York a few nights ago and it was crazy

[lenko]

btw transformers 2 did slip up quite a few times

they bring in the biggest robot yet, composed of five robots, and all he does is attack the useless joke characters, fails to kill them, and climbs a pyramid. then he dies.

megatron was brought back for no reason. then he dies.

jetfire was the coolest cos he was a cranky old brit. then he combines with prime anime style and its really gay!

pretty much all the transformers from the first movie do nothing apart from shoot a couple times

fight scenes were mostly 'robots shoot each other, every 5 seconds show shia and megan running and hiding behind pillars'

they did get starscream right though!!

[Ashington]

cranky old brit.

Wouldn't be a hollywood movie without one.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

I just got back from watching Transformers 2 in IMAX and fuck im dizzy

Starscream is badass

[zNelson24]

Transformers II was pretty much the prequel, but 2 hours long with more distinctive characters (Starscream, Jetfire, The Twins, and Wheels).

megatron was brought back for no reason. then he dies.

they did get starscream right though!!

It would have been better if his minions alone resurrected Megatron (that just killed his 'leader' position there).

And if there is a sequal, I wouldnt mind Starscream being more active in it (they did get it right, but he always struck me as a more treasonly character).

[Flash]

I just got back from watching Transformers 2 in a regular cinema screen and fuck im dizzy

megan fox has a nice ass

[texas]

yeah the only redeeming thing about transformers is megan fox

[jjjjjjjjjj]

So, to sum up: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is one of the greatest achievements in the history of cinema, if not the greatest. You could easily argue that cinema, as an artform, has all been leading up to this. It will destabilize your limbic system, probably forever, and make you doubt the solidity of your surroundings. Generations of auteurs have struggled, in vain, to create a cinematic experience as overwhelming, and as liberating, as ROTF.

Women as well as men, everyone watching this film will feel the dissolution of all their certainties, all their illusory grasp on the world... but after you fall into a brazen despair that the walls of reality have become toxic ice cream of a million flavors, you will gasp with a greater realization: that once the world is reduced, forever, to a kaleidoscope of whirling shapes, you are totally free. Nothing matters, effect precedes cause, fish spawn in mid-air, and you can do whatever you want. Let yourself go in your adult diaper, Michael Bay invites you. Feel the music of total excess stir inside your deepest core. It is your Allspark, your cube. And you are a Transformer.

[Mad Meat]

[size=]Alvin and the Chipmunks THE SQUEAKQUEL[/size]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVcSrnn2BtU

[size=]ALVIN THE SHITMUNK!!![/size][size=]BURN IN HELL[/size]

[BloodyCheery]

For once I agree with KillerDoll.

[Gmagnum]

i don't if you guys heard about this, but a while ago there was a contest to see who could find R2D2 in Star Trek, he's been found

During the Drill Machine sequence as the Enterprise comes out of its barrel role amidst destruction of the other Federation ships above Vulcan, we cut to an interior Enterprise bridge over the shoulder of Kirk that is looking out through the front viewscreen. In space, R2-D2 is floating in the debris from about the top middle of the screen to the bottom right.

there's also rumors that R2D2 is in Transformers 2

[retrosmash]

I saw The Hangover on Saturday and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Really good movie to see with friends, go see it. IT'S GOT ZACH GALIFIANAKIS GODDAMN IT!

YES

saw it a couple weeks ago, excellent movie.