greetings! i come from soviet union

[Philip K Dick]

hello to all, i am the great zdravo gavrilov. i hail from great empire of soviet union. hobby of mine is table tennis, memorize satanic verse, listen to the great american star, hannah montana, organize communist cult, and work out. this good, no? i will be good and, what is word... fit in, yes? i think i will have excellent party at the back alleys, yes?

[GRINACE]

If u did it in the introductions.
give me a min..

[Philip K Dick]

this is not introduction, you do not... what is word? understand me, yes? i merely wish to make presence knwn, and throw party in thread on backalleys. no more of this foolishness or i will destroy you.

here is picture of the great zdravo: