Carson "The Hunchback" Davis

[CyanideThistles]

There's this 15-year-old kid at my school named Carson Davis who is half-Mexican and half-white, about 5'11" and skinny, and always wears a large and heavy backpack that makes his back lowered down, like a hunchback. He is a cool guy, very smart, but a lot of people view him as odd, just like me. He enjoys playing the Magic card game, drinking an occasional glass of whiskey, and reading comic books. But also, he admits he hates girls and the concept of marriage and is claimed to be asexual. He has even rumored to have masturbated to Dragon Ball-Z on his DS in his bathroom while two other kids from school were in his house.

He's also a friend of my friend, Brian, so I consider him an acquaintance, though he does find me annoying.






 What are your thoughts on The Hunchback?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

that a swift death would make his day

[sQueef]

that a squid eating dough out of a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous. Got me?

[CyanideThistles]

that a squid eating dough out of a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous. Got me?

Wasn't that what a critic thought of some noise rock band?

[sQueef]

its a captain beefheart quote originally

[rtil]

when he says 'i'm asexual', what he really means is 'i can't get any women, so i'm going to try being bi'.

[vinexist]

when he says 'i'm asexual', what he really means is 'i can't get any women, so i'm going to try being bi'.

That or he actually does reproduce on his own...scary.

[psi43]

I didn't read the first post, is it worth reading?

[Sinitron]

when he says 'i'm asexual', what he really means is 'i can't get any women, so i'm going to try being bi'.

That or he actually does reproduce on his own...scary.

that would make him an hermaphrodite

also he might just be impotent!!!!!

[Necronomitr0n]

bisexuals are just desperate; it's a fact

[Sinitron]

bisexuals are just desperate; it's a fact

u talken from experience???????????????????????

i remember some bisexual guy he was like WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE FUN OF BISEXUALS WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN LOVE SOMEBODY REGARDLESS OF GENDER and i was like man you are SHORT

[sQueef]

he's 15 years old and he is saying he is going to be abstinent for the rest of his life


he is desperate as fuck

which is funny because he will come to find out that sex really wasn't worth going through all that worrying and hesitating about

unless he does end up doing a guy then it will become a wholly different kind of tale

[trent bortknob]

he sounds like my broski

[cr0m]

i cant get any pussy so im going to be gay then i can at least get something