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[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[redmongoose]

don't make me post the chatlog hlg, none of us want that

[Philip K Dick]

go ahead

post this "chatlog"

i\\\'d like to see it myself!

im waiting!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

<Mystikal_> oh im from the US
<Nara> I\\\'m from Indonesia.
<Mystikal_> how\\\'s it over there?
<Nara> In Indonesia is very Hot..
<Mystikal_> heh its getting pretty cold here
<Nara> Really?I want to move in Japan.
<Mystikal_> hehe why?
<reptilicus> why?
<Nara> Japan is nice country.
<newb> Japan is cool shit
<reptilicus> like what
<Nara> mm...the culture maybe..?
<Nara> and the season,
<Nara> i Like the seasons in JaPan.l
<newb> yaaaaaaay
* newb goes crazy
<HeavyMetalGirl> lol
<Mystikal_> so many ppl there, that would be fun
<newb> my goodness
<bbongo> do you like my butt
<bbongo> pls say yes
<debbs> its much like ur face but with more zits
<bbongo> LOL
<bbongo> banks fuck

<Nara> Now..i was like a peanut

<Mystikal_> peanut? lol

[leone]

not as good as 4chan fandango

[psi43]

um I don't care if it's a fucking 4chan game, there are no real references to 4chan and it's a good and fun game to waste time. It's also very well made.

and no I'm not a 4chan fag, I'm just a little more open minded ok!!

[sQueef]

so join our clam

[ThePrototype]

shit sucks

[sQueef]

FUCK YOU FAGGOT ILL FUCKING KILL YOUR SHIT FUCK YOU

[sQueef]

na im just kidding i dont care im going to the doctor now bye bye bitch

[adamant]

bus uncle

what the fguck

[redmongoose]

not irawr got owned damn

[sQueef]

yeh he got hellbanned and then cried about it like a baby then got permabanned hehe they tryin 2 get me permabanned to but it aint gona happen

[redmongoose]

I dunno what they were thinkin

[lasse]

this game is pretty fokken gay


Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
Greetings.
I'm sorry to interrupt you while you're searching for shit dicks, but I have something important to talk to you about.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
W-who a-are y-you?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
There's no need to talk like a scared cartoon teenager there, Shaggy.
Who I am is not important right now.
Who you are, on the other hand, is.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Go on...
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
You, my good friend, are a loser.
You've never accomplished anything in your life. You've wasted your precious youth playing stupid games, chatting about inane nonsense and looking up sick animal porn.
You're pathetic.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Well, you sure got me there!
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
Indeed.
But listen. I have a proposition for you: a way for you to make something of your life without ever leaving your chair. Are you interested?
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Fine, why the hell not.
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
Good. If you follow my instructions, you can do something with your life. You can make a difference. You can change the world.
You can also make some beer money in the process. How's that sound?
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Sounds cool. What's the catch?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
The only condition is that you keep our interactions a secret.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Okay, so what's involved?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
Do you know what an Internet forum is?
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Jimmy the Re-Re
I sure as shit do, Buster Bunny!
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
There's a certain forum on the Internet that I wish to see wiped out. It's called Denture Chat.
It's visited mostly by the elderly and toothless.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Just how do you expect me to "destroy" a forum?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
To answer that, I am going to tell you a secret so tremendously huge that, were it to get out, society as we know it would grind to a halt.
I'm sure you're familiar with the basic forces in the universe: gravity, the weak nuclear force, the strong nuclear force and electromagnetism.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Yes. Yes I am.
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
Some time ago, a fifth force was discovered. A force so strong that, when harnessed properly, can destroy a web forum from the inside out.
Its existence has remained a secret, passed down to only an elite group of people.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
What is this force? I'm so curious! Is it boron? I bet it's boron.
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
The force is known as PWNAGE. It is pronounced "ownage."
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Jimmy the Re-Re
Wow! How do I harness this incredible power?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
You have several abilities that, when used in a forum, will increase its pwnage levels. Once you pwn it past a certain threshold, the forum will disappear into the ether.
Once you have successfully pwned Denture Chat, I will SpendFriend you 50.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
SpendFriend, 50, what the hell are you talking about?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
SpendFriend is a website that can be used to anonymously and securely transfer money through the Internet.
 is short for Flezz, a new Internet-based currency that all the young folks are talking about these days. The sites you interact with will accept it.
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Jimmy the Re-Re
How do I know you're good for that sweet-ass Flezz?
Shallow Esophagus    
Shallow Esophagus
As a token of my faith in you, I have already sent you half the money through SpendFriend.
You must sign up for an account there to accept it.
Once you have received the money, I'll contact you again.

[cr0m]

what the fuck

[redmongoose]

fuck I got banned for posting smouch.net/lol on the fucking forums what the fuck!!!

[redmongoose]

5 DAYS???? FUUUUCK

[sQueef]

yeah thats gay that they ban you in a game about trolling i mean what the fuck yo
my ban just got up but now im bored

[redmongoose]

they banned me bcuz I was gettin in their heads fcem