horrible job experience from long ago

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

(this is a true story about my last job, ok?)  


It was early in the spring when i decided to go, to work up in the woods in north Ontario

The unemployment office said they'd send me through
To the little Abitibi with the survey crew
(i'm on the left)


And the black flies.
Those little black flies. Always the black flies no matter where you go.

I'll die with these black flies picking my bones in North Ontario I O. In North Ontario.




Now anyway, I shall continue the story, that is if Taylor hasn't locked this yet.

So.
Where was I?
Ah yes.


Now this man is Black Toby:

He was the captain of our crew. And he said "I'm gonna tell you boys what we're gonna do. They want us to build a power dam so we gotta find a way, to make the river Abitbi flow around the other way.

So we surveyed to the east:

and after that we surveyed to the west:


And we really couldn't find a way how to do it best. 'Oh Abitibi' I thought, 'what shall I do?' Cause I had just about had it with our survey crew and the black flies. All these little black flies. All of these black flies no matter I go. I thought I'd die with those black flies picking my bones in North Ontario io. In North Ontario.

There were seriously black flies everywhere. Crawling in my beard and crawling in my hair.

They were swimming in the soup and swimming in the tea

Those devilish insects wouldnt let me be. Black Toby was getting pissed because the work was slow.
And the state of our morale was getting pretty low. (in short, we were depressed).
anyway

And the flies had heavy swarms. It was hard to catch your breath. You'd walk up and down the job site talking to yourself.

It wasn't all bad though! Because we had Joe with us.

Now our cook's name Blind River Joe. If it hadn't been for him we would have never gotten through:

(yes, that's Joe)

He bandaged up our wounds and he joked with us for fun. And he lathered us with bacon grease and balsam gum for those damn black flies. Those little black gnats. How we all loathed them. Those tiny flying rats. We would have died with those black flies picking at our bones in North Ontario io. In North Ontario.

I think they might have been chiggers.

regardless,
The job had finally ended. Black Toby said we're through
With the Abitibi dam and the survey crew
(check it out!)

It was a WONDERFUL experience, but this I know. I will never
ever
go again to North Ontario.

With






the











black flies

the little black flies

always the black flies
no matter where you go!

i'll die with those black flies pickin' my bones!

IN NORTH ONTARIO I O

IN
NORTH ONTARIOOOOO




true story!

[sQueef]

well i thought it was an interesting tale

[Greg91]

I hate insects

[billy]

that certainly was a true story!

[rtil]

flies are my least favorite insects

wait who likes flies anyway

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

flies are my least favorite insects

wait who likes flies anyway

frogs

and

uh....frogs yeah

[Hammi]

flies are my least favorite insects

wait who likes flies anyway

frogs

and

uh....frogs yeah

Dont forget lizards, especially chameleons.

[Greg91]

frogs eat insects = frogs ftw

[ThePrototype]

I hate flies because flies make maggots.

And I hate maggots.

[billy]

I hate faggots.

[CoolDrMoney]

I hate faggots.

Stop talking about yourself lol!

[billy]

I hate faggots.

Stop talking about yourself lol!

I know you are but what am I? lol!

[f0d]

i just looked this song up on youtube because of this thread, damn its nice

[mishkamash]

bzzzzzzzz