I fucking hate Chuck E. Cheese's

[Battology]

Ten years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.

[texas]

i like their pizza

[CoolDrMoney]

Ten years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.

Can someone report him before we have a shitload of press blamin this site for when he does go bat shit crazy?

[jjjjjjjjjj]

Chuck E. Cheese's was made by the guy who made Atari.
Fuck you guys.

[Philip K Dick]

i like their pizza

mmm now im hungry

[anigen]

Ten years ago, about 5, I was dragged to that shithole by my family and even at that age, I knew it was shit. The pizza, the animatronics singing the birthday songs, the greedy fuckhead employees and managers, and most of all, the annoying theme song I used to hear on the family TV A LOT. I try to ignore annoying things like this, but the commercial songs were just consistent.

As described by many people, that "restaurant" establishment is known for a few sexual misconduct incidents, and even a few shootings (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n1_v28/ai_14688386), that shithole still persists. One user described it as "a mix of feces, piss, ball pen, greasy and oily foods, broken game machines" It may be silly of me to be bothered by a little kids' playhouse restaurant, but I know that the people behind these companies are greedy fucks, and I've heard of cases of kids getting their body seriously injured because of the machines there. Negligent. Just fucking negligent.

If I knew I had a few days of life to live, I'd grab a Beretta CX4 Storm, a deer-hunting rifle, 50 rounds of ammo, and start shooting the fuck out of those greasy bastards.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese's.

Can someone report him before we have a shitload of press blamin this site for when he does go bat shit crazy?

lmaoooo

[trent bortknob]

i like their pizza

its gret

[Battology]

I doubt I'd get in trouble for making such an undetailed, simple threat

and if I even fuck around with a CEC, then it'd probably be when this site doesn't even exist anymore.

[rtil]

i like their pizza

[adamant]

i dont even remember eating their pizza

ever

[Battology]

Their pizza is oily, greasy artificial shit.

[Thor]

but it's DELICIOUS.

[Gerkinman]

America sounds like a scary place, even the name Chuck E. Cheese sounds unappealing. Correct me if im wrong but doesnt "to chuck" mean to throw up?

[texas]

Their pizza is oily, greasy artificial shit.

every american pizza

[GenTrigger]

i like their pizza

[davidmoore0]

Their pizza fucking sucks. I've gotten food poisoning from their pizza twice.

[Thor]

Best pizza ever is from Wolfgang Puck Express.

[sQueef]

i like filippis

[Rina-chan]

I was thinking of applying for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.
But I hate kids. So...

[anigen]

I was thinking of applying for a job at Chuck E. Cheese's.
But I hate kids. So...

HEY FUCK YOU