I fought the law and...

[redmongoose]

post some fuckn mugshots you twats what the hell is this sewing circle bullshit

[adamant]

LEXINGTON, Neb. - A teacher accused of running away with a 13-year-old student planned a romantic life with him in his native Mexico, but she was near broke when they were captured there, authorities said Saturday.

[Hammi]

im not stealing your thunder

im stealing your thunder down under

as in im stealing your farts

i pulled a hammi LoL

hhhhhhhhhhhh

if i was you i wouldnt steal farts, i would lit them

[Philip K Dick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcJYDHICu3A

[frozenfire]

Sacramento, California, December 1995: Burglar Brett Woolley, 25, had a stereo and other items from the home he'd broken into, lined up by the front door and all ready to go. He was then struck with the desire to take a bubble bath. He fell asleep in the tub, the owner returned, and the police were called to wake Woolley.



It's great to know that people don't always get away with being stupid.

Also you guys like omg you suck at following rulez lulzz


FUCK SERIOUS BUSINESS TIME

[adamant]

lmao well fuck that definitely beats my

[jjjjjjjjjj]

Ok, it's not really what he did that was funny, but what most students is planning to do at my school is:



That right there is one of my favorite teachers mugshot. He was sent to jail for supposedly having sex with a student. Everyone loves him and respects him, so when people found out who the "victim" was, she was hated by everyone. So when I go back to school, most people has planned to wear a shirt that says"VICTIMS NAME is a slut" or "THE TEACHER IS INNOCENT."

Hell, my little brother is thinking about wearing a shirt with his face on it that says:

RIP TEACHER

[frozenfire]

Ok, it's not really what he did that was funny, but what most students is planning to do at my school is:



That right there is one of my favorite teachers mugshot. He was sent to jail for supposedly having sex with a student. Everyone loves him and respects him, so when people found out who the "victim" was, she was hated by everyone. So when I go back to school, most people has planned to wear a shirt that says"VICTIMS NAME is a slut" or "THE TEACHER IS INNOCENT."

Hell, my little brother is thinking about wearing a shirt with his face on it that says:

RIP TEACHER

That Sucks..


OH BTW

THIS GUY IS REALLY DUMB.

In December 1995, Scott Plumley was told by authorities in Pensacola, Florida, that they couldn't shut down neighborhood drug dealers because they lacked evidence. Plumley went down the street, bought a $4 bag of marijuana and called sheriff's deputies to collect the evidence. Instead they arrested him and left him facing a year in jail. "It is illegal to buy drugs for whatever reason," said a police spokesman.