hey guys guess what time it is

[billy]

The doctor ate the baby and lied saying it was a miscarriage

[shura]

the doctor has aids...from eating the aids-infected baby

[Dailyman]

fuck i only come here once a year


Well, it's a good thing everything has returned to normal. The person with AIDs actually turned out to be the doctor! How convenient. I wonder what wacky adventures me and my best pal Eric will get into now!

So what about that game L4D2, huh?


I dunno, I guess it's alright. I wasn't very excited about the first one, so I mean what's so special about the second?


I like Left for Dead!


GODDAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TAKE YOUR FAILED STILLBORN FETUS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR UNGRATEFUL THROAT YOU CANCEROUS WHORE

HOLY GOD I FEEL AS THOUGH I DEAL WITH BABY!

Just then, a mysterious rider crashes into their shit!


Motherfuck you!


Uh oh! It's Calamity Samuel!

Who is this mysterious assailant? And how come he's not colored in like the other characters? Will this fuck be the focus of the next arc? What kind of stupid fucking username is dvvebbbsiuo? All these questions answered and more in about 4 months!

[funzop]

the mysterious rider starts to ask some deep questions about the universe and everyone does this thing were their mouths hang open then they all play doom

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[Dailyman]

the mysterious rider starts to ask some deep questions about the universe and everyone does this thing were their mouths hang open then they all play doom

Ha, remember me Andy? I've come to reek my anger or something! What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? I don't even like you.


Get out of my house you Pollock.


You're going to pay for making fun of me on the internet! I play World of Warcraft online internet. I am a video game fool.


Pff loser you are a big palooka. I play video games but I am cool!


Motherfuck you, shitter!


Oh, you are not going to start this up...haha you really want to do this? You really want to FUCKING START THIS UP? YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCK! I SHAT YOU OUT WHILE READING AN EXPOSE ON FUCKING USELESS SACKS OF SHIT MADE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN YOUR DICK SUCKED BY TWO BITCHES WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEATING THE LAST BOSS IN CONTRA? HUH? HUH?


Uh Andy, maybe you should take it easy on this guy...




H-Holy shit! Okay, okay! I'll go, seriously take it easy!


Haha? You really think you can just walk out now you worthless fuckshitter? No no, there's a new order in town, and he's going to start his tenure by taking out the trash.


P-Please...don't hurt me...

What a silly guy, this Andy fellow! What is that rascal going to do next!?!?!?!?!

[slack]

I couldn't even finish reading the last post

[Dailyman]

fuck

[DrRumack]

he needs to talk to the manager of this establishment about the poor service and rather tasteless entree

[The Good Ole Ant]

dailyman that was an exciting story!!!!

[Dailyman]

dailyman that was an exciting story!!!!

it's about to get more exciting!!!!




Let's play some mario!

I don't know man, get high everyday.

[The Good Ole Ant]

the chicks seem pretty into his skullfuccin'

[slack]

Haha they're so interested.