The Church of Rtil

[MRat]

http://impendingriot.newgrounds.com/news/post/149194


lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

[Thor]

I don't have the angst. Can I still join?

[bcube]

wowee wow wow! I wanna join I wanna joi--

""Great, now you're familiar with the Church's policies. So how can you qualify to be a member? EASY, REALLY.

Qualifications:
Angst
[size=]Art School[/size]
Sense of entitlement
Resentment towards more successful individuals disguised as a concern for the preservation of the art of animation""

I cant join ):

but lmao, lets not give any response so he doesnt get the reactions he wants

[Thor]

what about a bunch of incoherent responses?

"You're the reason why beavers have to build their dams."

"It's people like you that remind me that aloe is an excellent treatment for minor burns"

"Hey, mister, are you trying to cook the duck or something?"

[f0d]

hahahaha lovely

[Michelle]

3. Thou shall not parody pop culture. Pop is short for popular. Popular means lots of people like it, which is totally uncool. Don't you know why we have pink hair and scarfs? We're unique.

video games and 'niggers' are pop culture

right.

[rtil]

ah now this is the real kind of comedy i was hoping for

i mean replies are great but this kind of stuff i can really sink my teeth into ahh

it's a good post lmao

[Hammi]

I dont think ive ever had that much fun being at NG since i joined in 05.

[sQueef]

my dick hurts cuz i jacked off after i came
like
i was jackin it and i came right
and i just kept jackin


shit man i think i need to see a doctor i got scabs and shit so fuckin gay

[Sinitron]

all ya'll niggaz can get out of my neighbourhood NEWGROUNDS BELONGS TO ME IT IS MY BIRTHRIGHT HAIL TO THE CLANS