I just received the best fucking error message ever

[psi43]

"Unexpected System Error"

I am so glad they\\\'re expecting all the other system errors.

couldn\\\'t take a screenshot cause it happened exactly after I started up

[bcube]

they're ready for anything


except that one error

[psi43]

yeah it wasn't saying anything else either and it was the first and probably last time I had that.

[rtil]

i get that sometimes
best error message i ever got was that the computer was gonna automatically restart in 5 seconds. the delay was to give me enough time to save & close all the work in applications i was doing. plenty of time for sure

[psi43]

lmfao to get that message simply end the svchost processes. Then, when you get the warning that (usually) says 1:00minute left, you just set your computer clock back like 2 days and it says 2 days, 00 hours, 01minute and 00 seconds left. Really nice.

[rtil]

this was on a school network computer. i don't have access priveledges to do that

[psi43]

lmfao then a teacher was messing with you!

[sQueef]

man fuck that  I got a Error loading operating system_ what the SHIT is that SHIT!?!?!@\

but ye it fucken sucked

ass

[MRat]

I got this one error, said something like "Error Squeef Fucked Your Hamster."

[sQueef]

dude you can\\\'t possibly stick your dick inside a hamster
but if you get a girl hamster and some rubber gloves n shyt you can stimulate her with your finger

which is nice because when hamsters dont ejaculate they get all mad and unfreindly as well as spray nasty smelling shit all over the place

so its a win-win to jack off your hamster!

fuck i cant spell unfriendly

[MRat]

dude you can't possibly stick your dick inside a hamster
but if you get a girl hamster and some rubber gloves n shyt you can stimulate her with your finger

which is nice because when hamsters dont ejaculate they get all mad and unfreindly as well as spray nasty smelling shit all over the place

so its a win-win to jack off your hamster!

fuck i cant spell unfriendly

Squeef I love you.

[sQueef]

[Philip K Dick]

one time i got an error that just said 17

what the fuck

[sQueef]

[fish]

I got an error that only happened when I shut down my computer, something like "error C:\Documents and Settings..." and I never did understand what it meant. After about a month it stopped doing that, so whatever I guess.

[Fuzz]

I figured out how to make a shortcut that will shut down your computer and display an error message. I put one on my friend desktop that said "Your computer has been infected by a virus. All of your porn will be deleted and replaced by gay porn upon restart." when he saw it he unplugged his computer and killed his hard drive...

[GenTrigger]

This one guy used to mess with our class computer to mess with me, "Error: Your a faggot Kyle."

He was pretty cool.

[retrosmash]

^ lmfao at those two