THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

occoris · January 31, 2007 06:27 PM

My school has a really weird thingy called "Thought of the week". The "thoughts" are always bizzare, semicoherent, and optimistic. This is their first one:

"Success is just failure turned inside out."

WTF!?

As a protest against this, I've decided to put up some (more depressing and insane) thoughts of my own. Please feel free to contribute new ones. Everything below is an actual quote, and some of it is actually accurate.

"My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the distance between." - Albert 'Weird Al' Yankovic.

"There are few problems that can't be solved by shooting them enough in the right places." - Dechs Rashart.

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight EVERYTHING with fire." - Anon.

"I am wiser than all Gods and scientists." - Gene Ray.

"It is best to treat high school like a prison sentence. Serve out the time the government requires of you, do what you have to in order to get through, and understand that nothing that happens there will affect you once you're out." - Anon.

"When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger." - John Cleese.

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." - Big Brother.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face . . . Forever." - O'Brien.

"Wakka Wakka Wakka." - Pacman.

rtil · January 31, 2007 06:44 PM

"Where's the zinger? Everyone loves to laugh." - shark from 12 oz mouse

T-Bones · February 3, 2007 03:03 AM

"one small steps for a man, one gient leep for mankind" - neil armstrong
brings me to tears

redmongoose · February 3, 2007 03:18 AM

"just don't lose your coolness, cat."-Duke, Fritz the Cat

T-Bones · February 3, 2007 02:37 PM

Quote from: REDMONGOOSE"just don't lose your coolness, cat."-Duke, Fritz the Cat

is that from the 70s?

rtil · February 3, 2007 09:48 PM

Quote from: T-Bones"one small steps for a man, one gient leep for mankind" - neil armstrong
brings me to tears

that would be, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

then again, that's not even exactly what he said. it's been altered to sound more epic.

T-Bones · February 4, 2007 01:59 PM

Quote from: rtilthat would be, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

then again, that's not even exactly what he said. it's been altered to sound more epic.

ok add "that's" to the begining but he really said :

"that's one small step for a man, one gient leap for mankind"

dilly · February 6, 2007 06:04 AM

g-i-a-n-t, that's how you spell the name of the man whose taller than the trees...

ah, the days of elementary school.

No matter how Neil said it (blame that Ohio accent), the word giant is still spelled giant.

but this is what he truly said...

"That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind,"

He forgot the A, that silly goose.

T-Bones · February 6, 2007 03:55 PM

ooo i see
thanks dilly

dilly · February 6, 2007 05:33 PM

mmm yeah ok

Rainier · February 10, 2007 04:08 AM

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: T-Bones
"one small steps for a man, one gient leep for mankind" - neil armstrong
brings me to tears
that would be, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

then again, that's not even exactly what he said. it's been altered to sound more epic.

Yeah, considering the rumours that he was saying it in NASA's basement. More epic than Wayne's World!! =O

T-Bones · February 10, 2007 07:20 PM

well i googled it and he really said

"thats one small step for a man and one gient leap for mankind"

rtil · February 10, 2007 07:58 PM

long story short neil armstrong is a hack and the jews caused 9/11

dilly · February 10, 2007 08:01 PM

Quote from: T-Boneswell i googled it and he really said

"thats one small step for a man and one gient leap for mankind"

I already put that

T-Bones · February 11, 2007 05:46 AM

god dam jews

did i read your mind dilly

dilly · February 11, 2007 05:55 AM

no, i already put that down...

"g-i-a-n-t, that's how you spell the name of the man whose taller than the trees...

ah, the days of elementary school.

No matter how Neil said it (blame that Ohio accent), the word giant is still spelled giant.

but this is what he truly said...

"That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind,"

He forgot the A, that silly goose."

ring any bells?

T-Bones · February 11, 2007 08:26 PM

ya thanks for reminding me dilly

you are wrong again athing

Eruanne · February 13, 2007 04:49 PM

"Holy Crap," said Anne. "You all are like children. I feel great respect and pity now, for Rtil, simply because he's got to fight the urge to ban athing and T Bones for being immature troublemakers."

Forgive me, my previous existance as an English Major is catching up with me.

But seriously. T Bones needs his G.E.D and Athing just needs a brain. And that's my analysis of the sitch.

dilly · February 13, 2007 05:56 PM

Quote from: Irishlioness"Holy Crap," said Anne. "You all are like children. I feel great respect and pity now, for Rtil, simply because he's got to fight the urge to ban athing and T Bones for being immature troublemakers."

Forgive me, my previous existance as an English Major is catching up with me.

But seriously. T Bones needs his G.E.D and Athing just needs a brain. And that's my analysis of the sitch.

God bless you. You are now my new best friend

Eruanne · February 13, 2007 06:00 PM

Friends are good. I like friends.

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

Rainier