Venting my frustration against confused and scrambled questions.

[occoris]

My actual homework, and what my answers should have been:




1. What is meant by a marketing mix strategy? (2)

Possible answers:

.I have no idea, but luckily I don't think you do either.

.It means that you can't speak plain english.

.It is an EVIL WORD LIE made by a queer jew serving a SINGULARITY GOD. Educators are stupid and evil and deserve to die. (Gene Ray)



2. Explain why it is important that the 4Ps 'blend' together well? (4)

Possible answers:

.It makes the ice-cream taste better.

.Make me, bitch.

.It is important because 4 is the ULTIMATE NUMBER OF THE UNIVERSE. You have a four-corner head with only a one-corner face. All clock faces are wrong because there are 16/4 hours in one day and 4 simultaneous days within the earth's cubic sphere. You are educated stupid and evil and can't compute a time cube. (Gene Ray)



3. Give an example of a good marketing presentation that you observed. Explain why this was a very 'good' presentation? (6)

Possible answers:

.There wasn't one. Everyone in my class sucks. I'm going to go cut myself now.

.I liked Tom's, because it was really crap and I got to laugh at him.

.There was no good presentation. They were all evil cubeless singularities made by nazi-worshipping queer jew word-gods intent on destroying the rainforest. Evil people call me crazy. (Gene Ray)



4. What advice would you give businesses on how to develop their marketing strategy?

Possible answers:

."If you're at the point where you're asking a fourteen-year-old for help, you're already doomed."

.I would tell them to invest their money in the four P's and concentrate their resources across the board in order to create a successful marketing mix and attempt to hit the market window thus creating a new Total Quality Paradigm and dominating the market. I would then laugh in the face of anyone who thought it was a good idea, instead of a load of business-babble.

."Teach Time Cube, fools!" (Gene Ray)

[redmongoose]

mmaaaaaann, school is HARD!! UGGH

[rtil]

haha the time cube, yessssss

[occoris]

If you don't get the Gene Ray stuff, visit www.Timecube.com

[T-Bones]

omgi had a test in skool today and i failed  yay i hate skool  
ok laugh

[Dagolith]

omgi had a test in skool today and i failed  yay i hate skool  
ok laugh

dude, school fucking sucks, thats why i take corresponance   school from home yay!

[KingDavid]

Don't post you homework on the internet

[Dagolith]

Don't post you homework on the internet

can i post my ass on the internet?

[occoris]

You did read my random answers, right David?

[Dagolith]

ddddddd

well, i don't know what that means, but it's to late to talk me out of it

[Albrtd3]

Lol, dude that was hilarious!

[Dagolith]

don't i have a sweet ass?

[Albrtd3]

Pfft, I'd hit it!

[redmongoose]

lmao

[Dagolith]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY

i am  

[redmongoose]

check my ass out
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[Dagolith]

check my ass out
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wow, creepy and weird..

[rtil]

image removed
c'mon, none of that here please

[redmongoose]

ok i fixed it

[Dagolith]

if you posted in this thread and youre name is not athing then you are gay

old news Athing, were trying to keep things relevant, wait your name is athing, i though that was just a nonsensical avatar, wow.