professional voice acting

[MRat]

Well hey this is, this is Anigen. I don't think you know me, but I'm a fairly well known voice actor and I'm mostly prominent on NewGrounds dot com. And um, well I'd like, I'd like to voice act for you cartoon.  Because I, it looks cool, and like it... I, I kinda wanna pinch Nail's butt. Because, she's a girl and like girl characters... You know, I'm just fucking weird and shit so I have to fuckin, you know, and say that about every girl character and shit. So you know, anyway uh anyway I'm a professional voice actor you can visit my site, uh, minigirls.biz uh, spelled m-i-n-i-g-i-r-l-s-dot-b-i-z. Uh, it's a really good site and uh I think you'll like it and I think you'll be able to find some of my other voice samples there. Anyway, uh, I just wanted to, um, I just wanted to show you *cough* oh God I got a really bad cold, but I'm going to show you my samples of your voice acting. And I'm, I'm a pretentious asshole by the way, so, like when you ask me for lines and shit it's going to take me a long time to give them to you because I have so many other people that are waiting on me. So you know, I mean it's cool, I mean y ye y you can wait. But uh, anyway, I'm gunna, I'm gunna voice act for Hammer now. This is my attempt at voice acting for Hammer.

Actually, you know what, I can't do that, because even though I'm a professional voice actor and I'm fuckin great it's not in my range. So you know, just uh, im gunna gunna go with Fuel, so uh, um

Isn't that right, big man. Swinging trees around is crime number 428 in my handbook.

Allright, that was pretty fucKINHORRIBLEGODAMMIT.

Allright, so um, I can't do the Devil King because I mean even though I'm a professional voice actor I'm a nigger so that's gunna be hard. So um, I'm not gunna do Nail because I don't want a fuckin fuck. Allright? So, so, that's actually gunna be my only one, uh hold on, wait lemme, wait sec, wait a sec I got one.  Allright, uhhhh, Tunnel Guardian.

I'll be the best crank caller theCrank puller there ever was. Nobody can pull a crank with the same speed an agility that I have. Someday, my talent will shine.  

And that's, that's just amazing. You know, that's that's just se see what the magic of having a great microphone can do? You know? See see how fucking great I am, Bug? See, see what I can do when its, im cuz you I'm professional and shit. So anyway, please give me feedback. If you don't respond in 5-10 days I'll send some of my fuckin Yakuza bodyguards to kill you. And uh, you know, ummm, you know get back to me man, cuz I'd really like to collaborate with you on on this project. And you know, let's let's make it big together. You know, cu, even though I'm you know I fuckin do shit for 4kids and stuff. I mean it'd be really cool if if you could, if you could ehhhhhhhhhh

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[Gerkinman]

Incredible.

[aokmaniac13]

[Sonni]

Eh... what the, I actually read the whole thing.

[rtil]

i'm voting 5 if this guy is a voice talent in bug's upcoming series!!!!!

[SHADOWFOX2]

ROFL

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

amazing

[cr0m]

wheres my mp3

[fish]

Neato.

[topcatyo]

I voice-act in my own cartoons!
I'm the Spinach leaf.

[cr0m]

oh i had my speakers off