Potential Fight at School

CyanideThistles · May 31, 2008 07:56 AM

Seeing as today was the last day of school, and no fight happened at school as it was expected, and I was left wondering who would be the winner. I can't provide pics of the potential fighters, but I'll describe them, and you can choose which one can fight best just from the description. Now I'm not supporting fights, but I just want to know who do you think will win.

Carson "The Hunback" Davis: A half-Mexican and half-white 15-year-old standing about 5'11" with a skinny frame. He earned the nickname The Hunchback for frequently carrying a large backpack on his back that makes him lower his head and back down. He is considered odd to most people, as he makes a lot of weird noises and talks about video games and the Magic card game, and always wears a UCD sweatshirt, only because he shares the last name with the university. He is on my side.

Brian Keovanxat: A half-Asian and half-white 15-year-old who is distantly related to me. He is about 5'7" with an overweight frame. He is teased all the time, and that's why it pisses me off. He has Fs in most of his classes (doesn't do a damn thing in class), but if you get to know him, he is pretty bright. He loves the Magic card name and Japanese video games. He is on my side.

Ethan M.: 14-year-old asshole who is about 5'7 with an average frame. He brags about benching 150 and knocking both Carson and Brian at the same time by punching them in the face. Not on my side, of course.

MRat · May 31, 2008 07:58 AM

This sounds ridiculous.

I'd win the fight anyway.

cr0m · May 31, 2008 08:10 AM

well lets see 3 vs 1 but look at this now ethan m seems like a true team player when it comes to fights so you might be in for one hell of a ride but then again you got three so then you could for sure beat the hell out of him but wait ethan might know karate or some shit think about it he could kill you with his thumb and you cant do shit hed get away with it too since hes an asshole your friend carson should bring some of his magic cards with he could throw them at ethan like ninja stars and cut his ass up and with brian being overweight he could slam ethans ass to shit and with what hes learned from magic and japanese video games im sure hed be a valuable member so all in all id say good luck

MRat · May 31, 2008 07:42 PM

!~I'm a blackbelt in Eagle Claw Kung Fu I win by default~!

SHADOWFOX2 · May 31, 2008 07:58 PM

Mmk, there's an early average bodybuilder versus a hunchback, an overweight, and Ronald McDonald...

rtil · May 31, 2008 10:08 PM

this is important

cr0m · May 31, 2008 10:10 PM

Quote from: rtilthis is important

psi43 · May 31, 2008 10:39 PM

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very

sQueef · May 31, 2008 11:04 PM

whats the point of talking about a potential fight

either it happens and we don't care or

it happens and its videotaped in which case we get to laugh at people who suck at fighting

Sinitron · May 31, 2008 11:06 PM

Bring guns to school.

Necronomitr0n · June 1, 2008 06:22 PM

wasn't there some ss fight video a while back

cr0m · June 1, 2008 06:29 PM

Quote from: systekwasn't there some ss fight video a while back

nah macks a faggot