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zomfgbie

May 18, 2008 03:39 PM Last Edit: May 18, 2008 03:40 PM by FreekC
found the following text somewhere, it was either on ED or somethingawful

havnt laughed so hard in a while so i want to animate it

sooo basically i need someone with a pretty straight, deadpan BUT AT THE SAME TIME ironically comedic voice to act it

will co-author!!!!

anyway, if youre interested my AIM is freeksy, or just message me on here cause im never on aim

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"whenever i get a pack of m&ms, i make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of them as a species. to this end, i hold m&m duels.



taking two m&m's between my thumb and forefinger, i apply pressure. squeezing them until one begins to crack and splinter. that one is the "loser", and i eat the inferior one immediately. the winner gets to go another round.



i have found that, in general, the brown and red m&ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. i have hypothesized that the blue m&ms as a race cannot survive as long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack food world.



occasionaly i will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. in a way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.



when i reach the end of the pack, i am left with one m&m, the strongest of the herd. since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, i pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to m&m mars, a division of mars, inc., hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A, along with a 3x5 card reading, "please use this m&m for breeding purposes."



this week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free bag of m&ms. i consider this "grant money." i have set aside a weekend for a grand tournament. from a field of hundreds, we will discover a true champion.



there can only be one."
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Sinitron

#1
May 18, 2008 03:52 PM
"it was either on ED or somethingawful"

sorry man you lost your shit at this part

zomfgbie

#2
May 18, 2008 04:03 PM
uh... nothing is original
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

texas

#3
May 18, 2008 04:05 PM
what

wps

#4
May 18, 2008 04:42 PM
nothing is original but nothing is as unoriginal as you GET OUT OF HERE
AND BRING YOUR SHITTY ED JOKES WITH YOU
Quote from: KingDavidWPS you are really immature, RTIL is a nice normal guy and i'm not kissing his ass either - he's earned his title, and that's my opinion. Why the fuck would you join RTIL's forum if you had a problem with him and his society? I thought you left besides, yes you have talent but that doesn't give you the right to be an arrogant prick - i don't even care if you're joking.
Quote from: deadSTARI'm allowed to be a hypocrite, I'm better than you wps.
Quote from: taylorseriously wps and sinister are the most annoying people on the forums next to like yungjazz and mindchamber

every post by wps is elitist shit in all caps and telling people that they suck
Quote from: f0dwps and sinister are gay with all their hateful shit
Quote from: naruto102get the fuck out of here wps we don't like you
QuotePigletsMemories says:
Your art may be good, but you're still a complete, senseless asshole.

Gerkinman

#6
May 19, 2008 12:21 AM
I dont care where it came from, i liked it.

sQueef

#7
May 19, 2008 12:30 AM
okay freekc only for you though
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

psi43

#8
May 19, 2008 04:39 PM
Quote from: kianfreekc is gayer than egoraptor and the swain and a lot of other gay overrated authors
at least they think up their own shitty scripts


sorry freek but I have to agree!!

rtil

#9
May 19, 2008 05:16 PM
might as well throw some tongs in there for good measure lol TONGS!
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