I steal laptops while you sleep

Started by vinexist, April 1, 2008 03:25 AM

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vinexist

April 1, 2008 03:25 AM
Well no...what I do is go get drunk and when everyone crashes put pictures of your ex girlfriend on it then tell all your hotmail contacts to suck your floppy dick.

So, Whats the worst thing you've done drunk?


Oh and I look jewish in this...oddly
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sQueef

#1
April 1, 2008 03:29 AM
nic glovs man
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

bcube

#2
April 1, 2008 03:32 AM
really nice gloves.
Oh and never been drunk... soo...

this is thebackalleys

sQueef

#3
April 1, 2008 03:33 AM
Quote from: BizzareCubeOh and never been drunk... soo...
SO DO YOU WANA PARTY SOMETIME????? maybe later!!!
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

billy

#4
April 1, 2008 03:42 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: BizzareCubeOh and never been drunk... soo...
SO DO YOU WANA PARTY SOMETIME????? maybe later!!!
lookin2skorr???? u bad man

vinexist

#5
April 1, 2008 03:50 AM
If you wanna score I'm sure my friends motionless corpse is still there

SHADOWFOX2

#6
April 1, 2008 03:58 AM
I've never been drunk either. I've taken the position of my group of friends as the sober guy that tells cops and RAs that everything's ok in the room while everyone else does everything illegal in the book.
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

MRat

#7
April 1, 2008 04:18 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2I've never been drunk either. I've taken the position of my group of friends as the sober guy that tells cops and RAs that everything's ok in the room while everyone else does everything illegal in the book.

YOU'RE MISSING OUT MAN!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

SHADOWFOX2

#8
April 1, 2008 04:35 AM
Haha I bet! I'm sure laughing at everything, peeing on yourself, crawling from room to room, and hangovers are the best!
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Crabarms

#9
April 1, 2008 04:53 AM
Exactly!
also getting lost in the woods may kill you or
be the funnest thing in your life.

Napalmgrrl

#10
April 1, 2008 04:59 AM
Dammit, I can't can't drunk anymore!  ITS NOT FAIR. :(

MRat

#11
April 1, 2008 05:10 AM
WELL I DONT GET HUNGOVER SO THERE.

Seriously, I can drink until Michael Jackson looks like Isla Fischer and I still wouldn't be hung over.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Philip K Dick

#12
April 1, 2008 06:33 AM
hehebw  im teh drunks APRIL FOOLZ

Crabarms

#13
April 1, 2008 07:05 AM
word

rtil

#14
April 1, 2008 07:34 AM
don't drink

billy

#15
April 1, 2008 08:14 AM
drug free is the way to be

zomfgbie

#16
April 1, 2008 05:59 PM
i have no idea. one time we threw rocks at a "dicksons" sign until it read "dicks" (hardware store)
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Sinitron

#17
April 2, 2008 02:54 PM
PURIFIED STEROID INJECTION TEN GALLONS AT A TIME
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