friendly introductory guide for new users!

[Philip K Dick]

hello there! im armon pakdel, and im here to introduce to the wonderful world of the backalleys! before you get started, there are probably some things you should know! for example, certain acronyms you might not be familiar with!

tba - the backalleys
ng -newgrounds
f0d - daniel weisman

see? isn\\\'t this easy? now the leader of this forum is elitist/egomaniac rtil (short for "faggot). rtil keeps the place in check with routine deletions of random members.

the backalleys is a place to have fun, and relax. don\\\'t tense up every time you post! just remember, you\\\'re better than every poster here, especially freekc.

now that i\\\'ve given you the basic introduction, i\\\'ll walk you through each of the forums:

The Backalleys - this is the news section. unfortunately, there is never any important news, therefore rtil usually posts some bullshit about his latest flash project that nobody cares about here

Introductions - this is where you get mocked by taylor

General - apparently, "all the hilarious fads start here", but i dont seem to remember any fads coming from general, ever. hilarious or not.

Flash/Art Upload - this is where you get mocked by everyone, if youre anigen

all the other sections aren\\\'t important

[rtil]

thanks for the informative post hlg. with this information i may be one step closer to obtaining mod status, my goal for 2008!

[Loathsome]

[zomfgbie]

I feel learned, enlightened and dilligent. Thankyou!

[anigen]

Flash/Art Upload - this is where you get mocked by everyone, if youre anigen

hahahaha i love u

[bcube]

I wish this had been posted when I had just started off

[sQueef]

Is it ok that I laughed pretty hard at that  

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

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you will find many of them scattered about the forums
they serve one purpose: to disrupt

[Thor]

[cr0m]

djude fuck you