new rule for new users

Started by Philip K Dick, March 24, 2008 10:50 PM

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Philip K Dick

March 24, 2008 10:50 PM Last Edit: March 24, 2008 10:52 PM by mongrel architect
in order to be accepted into the backalleys forum boards you must first perform a series of meaningless and redundant tasks. this will help determine whether you are worthy by our standards. failure to do so will result in humiliation and most likely deletion.

psi43

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March 24, 2008 10:54 PM Last Edit: March 24, 2008 10:54 PM by ΨNicole
~The Backalleys' Duel Master

Loathsome

#2
March 24, 2008 11:28 PM
hi i would want to become a mod, rtil

mishkamash

#3
March 25, 2008 01:16 AM
I MUST BE MOD ARRG THE POWER
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

bcube

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March 25, 2008 01:20 AM Last Edit: March 25, 2008 01:21 AM by BizzareCube
I should be a mod.
I won't abuse it's powers like others.

Okay I would, but I'm a girl so I have priority ??

this is thebackalleys

Loathsome

#5
March 25, 2008 02:32 AM
thought you were a guy.

show me your tits

bcube

#6
March 25, 2008 02:43 AM
Quote from: Loathsomethought you were a guy.

show me your tits

When I become a mod you will be banned  

this is thebackalleys

Sonni

#7
March 25, 2008 02:53 AM
We should tell new users to go on a journey to find the meaning of life first before coming back here to post.
Quote from: Squeefhollywood just thought itd be cool to make goku an adult who uses uzis and drives ferraris

bcube

#8
March 25, 2008 02:59 AM
Quote from: SonniWe should tell new users to go on a journey to find the meaning of life first before coming back here to post.

this is thebackalleys

sQueef

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March 25, 2008 03:06 AM Last Edit: March 25, 2008 03:11 AM by Squeef
Quote from: BizzareCubeOkay I would, but I'm a girl so I have priority ??
I don't think Michelle would like this post very much  
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

bcube

#10
March 25, 2008 03:11 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: BizzareCubeOkay I would, but I'm a girl so I have priority ??
I don't think Michelle would like this post very much  

Michelle and I will soon be co-mods, secretly aspiring to take over tba, so i'm sure if she doesn't like it, she'll let it slide for being a mod.


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sQueef

#11
March 25, 2008 03:21 AM
I changed   to
you're a bit late to the party!@
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

bcube

#12
March 25, 2008 03:24 AM
Actually, wouldn't that mean I was early because I quoted you before you changed the emote?

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sQueef

#13
March 25, 2008 03:26 AM
I was thinking about that after I said it, but then I decided to stick with the tried and true "late to the party" because that seemed to make more sense in a literal kind of way, though not in reality, I however do not live in realithasdufhYHUAHUHUHUHAHUHUH
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

bcube

#14
March 25, 2008 03:28 AM
Quote from: SqueefI was thinking about that after I said it, but then I decided to stick with the tried and true "late to the party" because that seemed to make more sense in a literal kind of way, though not in reality, I however do not live in realithasdufhYHUAHUHUHUHAHUHUH

Oh you  

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rtil

#15
March 25, 2008 06:10 PM
all females on this board are now co-administrators due to their dedication and hard work to promoting quality posts to this forum because they are girls

zomfgbie

#16
March 25, 2008 06:13 PM
because they have boobs
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#17
March 25, 2008 06:27 PM
Quote from: FreekCbecause they have boobs
Mmmm....
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Zee

#18
March 25, 2008 06:38 PM
Quote from: rtilall females on this board are now co-administrators due to their dedication and hard work to promoting quality posts to this forum because they are girls

YAAAAY!

mishkamash

#19
March 25, 2008 08:41 PM
;^;
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 
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