how do you get to sleep

Started by anigen, March 26, 2008 03:34 AM

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Loathsome

#20
March 26, 2008 10:10 AM
I have the best suggestion ever.

[size=]WANK[/size]

Sonni

#21
March 26, 2008 10:20 AM
I thought that would give the opposite effect.
Quote from: Squeefhollywood just thought itd be cool to make goku an adult who uses uzis and drives ferraris

ZekeySpaceyLizard

#22
March 26, 2008 10:53 AM
wow i cant believe i am about to write this cause it makes it seem like i'm educated about this but.

when men cum it releases vast amounts of energy.
when women have sex it actually gives them a huge energy surge.

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN WITH ATHLETES AND MATHS

psi43

#23
March 26, 2008 10:59 AM
Quote from: Zekeywow i cant believe i am about to write this cause it makes it seem like i'm educated about this but.

when men cum it releases vast amounts of energy.
when women have sex it actually gives them a huge energy surge.

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN WITH ATHLETES AND MATHS


fuck 'em and then they can clean up the house and cook.

zomfgbie

#24
March 26, 2008 11:50 AM
^

the above is very true. women should stop complaining when we fall asleep after sex. i mean its like theyre sucking the life out of us

anyway i dont have problems in the week, due to my work im flat out by 10pm without fail

when im on leave or at home on weekends, music really helps. mogwai, DNtel, anything ambient. sometimes a film does. ill put a film on, then ill try and force myself to watch it but ill be like, "no im too tired for this shit" and ill force myself to sleep

meet joe black does it for me everytime. piece of shit film
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Halcion

#25
March 26, 2008 01:45 PM
Quote from: Zekeyclassical or ambient music
i listen to that and trance
辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐

虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,

Sonni

#26
March 26, 2008 01:48 PM
I already know that but isn't it's like exercising before going to bed?

It's supposed to make your heart beat faster and prevent you from sleeping.

But of course, if you wank three times straight before you go to bed it would most likely put you to sleep no matter if your heart beats faster or not.
Quote from: Squeefhollywood just thought itd be cool to make goku an adult who uses uzis and drives ferraris

Necronomitr0n

#27
March 26, 2008 02:42 PM
Noisemaker
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

zomfgbie

#28
March 26, 2008 05:14 PM
Quote from: SonniI already know that but isn't it's like exercising before going to bed?

It's supposed to make your heart beat faster and prevent you from sleeping.

But of course, if you wank three times straight before you go to bed it would most likely put you to sleep no matter if your heart beats faster or not.

excersise about an hour before going to bed. even just doing a few crunches and push-ups for 5 minutes will release enough lactic acid and wear you out enough

just dont warm down or stretch afterwards and after an hour your body will be extremely tired
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Hammi

#29
March 26, 2008 06:39 PM
Many times i just let myself fall in the bed, even without changing clothes, then i sleep... wearing t-shirt while its chilly at my room, then i tuck myself like a crawling larva. I usually like sleeping on my tummy and spread my arms and legs.

Go to sleep
dont even try to peep
with Sandman on the shit
theres no way you can beat
him in an attempt to compete
about who can rule the streets
of sleepy heaven where he creeps

Please go to sleep
and join Sandman in his jeep
of sweet dreams with no griefs
picture the neat
imagination complete
enjoy the satisfaction
and enjoy your sleep.
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

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