my name is dr worm

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

im dr worm




im interested in things



im not a real doctor



but i AM a real worm



i am an ACTUAL worm



i live like a worm



and i like to play the drums



i think i'm getting good



but i can handle criticism



i'll show you what i know

[Sonni]

I love to eat fried worm. They're actually pretty popular in Thailand and you folks might want to try one someday.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i've always wanted to eat bugs at least once in my life.

cooked ones like the ones sonni posted of course.

[zomfgbie]

i ate a worm omelette once

it was rather niec

[Sonni]

Not to mention that they're enriched with proteins.

[psi43]

^lmfao

I never ate insects, I think. Thailand is kind weird, I could imagine the worms still to be somewhat dirty and then you chew them and have like sand in your mouth and that feels really awkward. I hate that.

[sQueef]

Thailand is kind weird, I could imagine the worms still to be somewhat dirty and then you chew them and have like sand in your mouth and that feels really awkward. I hate that.

Yeah but Thailand makes up for it with all the hot dickgirls!!

[Fuzz]

This has got to be the coolest thread on the forums. I love TMBG. Congrats

[Sonni]

Thailand is kind weird, I could imagine the worms still to be somewhat dirty and then you chew them and have like sand in your mouth and that feels really awkward. I hate that.

Yeah but Thailand makes up for it with all the hot dickgirls!!

We know you love them

EDIT: And about the worms, they're Bamboo worms so it's pretty clean actually. They live in the bamboo most of the time and it's not like we cook them without cleaning them first.

[rtil]

why would i want to eat worms when i could have some BRISKET

[trent bortknob]

RABIVOLE WLL PLAY THE SOLO

[Halcion]

wasnt the last picture of a caterpillar?

[mishkamash]

my sister thought of worms as a healthy DRUGshes a crack whore

[Gerkinman]

Too many caterpillers and not enough Dune. Also needs more drum solo >=(

[Hammi]

why would i want to eat worms when i could have some BRISKET

The year is 20XX.

The world has met the fate of destruction and total lack of resources. The human race is on the brink of extinction. What used to be the United States, is now nothing more than a big hunk of metal trash, scattered rocket remains and crumbled poorly standing Burger King restaurants. The highways have split up in dozens of cracks like lightening strikes. What used to be your neighbor hood is full of ripped apart couches, rotten skeletons and other human remains. The stench is burning in your nostrils that you just want to lie down with the rest of them and slowly die off. The smell of suffocation and slow death. Just another day in the life since that day of destruction that had all of your closest companions battle ravaged to protect the home soil, not knowing that a single atomic rocket would strike down on them and make them perish like bugs in a barbecue dish.

The only one left in the area would be you. Clothes ripped and teared apart, scars and bruises from your neck to your elbow. Your bones are showing like Christian Bale. You breathe heavily and sometimes you feel pain digging up inside of you from your stomach area to your lungs. The bags under your eyes are hanging down like rubber rings, due to contamination and hunger. You walk around with burnt soles. Digging up supplies from ruins and drink from crumbled leaves. It doesnt rain anymore in your area because of the surrounding heat from the past nuclear rainstorms. Any day could be your death. Its a matter of time before you wheeze your last breath and fall together of energy depletion.

This is the day. You found a map to your closest radio station. This could be a key to your survival. To get outside contact and have someone picking you up. But your body has started to fail on you. You grab yourself with your arms and fall on the ground. You open your eyes slowly, only to see a food can. Eureka! You try to quickly grab it and fondle with it for some seconds before you look at its tag. The title says "Preserved sunny-side eggs in water". You can read how much calories it got and how rich of energy it is. This has to be the most valuable discovery of food youve ever found since the day of destruction. You suddenly hear some crawling noises next to your feet. You remove some rock blocks, and out come more than a dozen of 12-legged worms squirming out of a hole down below the ground. So full of life. After years of death and miseries, this is the first sign of life youve seen since. They look fresh and... consumable. If you could just consume them, this would be more than enough for you to survive the trip to the radio station. Looks like God has granted you with great gifts today. The question however remains, about what would be your best choice. What suits you better is what you desire inside yourself. You are now standing and making the decision of your life. Right now this instant in this state.

Choose your meal of desire from these following options:

1)eggs

2)worms

To be continued.

[CoolDrMoney]

Too many caterpillers and not enough Dune. Also needs more drum solo >=(

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

when i give the signal


my friend rabbi vole


will play the solo

[sQueef]

and if you ever see a video for this shit, I'll prolly be dressed up like a mummy wit my wrists slit