can people get any dumber.

Started by zomfgbie, March 10, 2008 09:26 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
|
Go Down Pages1
User actions

zomfgbie

March 10, 2008 09:26 PM
http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1152984

"50 people go blind looking for the Virgin Mary in the sun."
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

#1
March 10, 2008 09:31 PM
well i guess it's time to say goodbye cruel world
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

rtil

#3
March 10, 2008 09:46 PM
why couldn't he have just found some rock on the beach that looked like her but no it had to be the damn sun

Thor

#4
March 10, 2008 10:00 PM
This could be one of the greatest practical jokes ever.

sQueef

#5
March 10, 2008 10:02 PM
Yes, quite humorous indeed, let us join in mocking their stupidity with a hearty laugh.

Haha. Haha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

f0d

#6
March 11, 2008 05:53 AM
Quote from: MrShowWUAMy yearbook class was playing "would you rather" and one of the questions was would you rather go blind or deaf. I think I was the only person that said deaf.
what the fuck really?

site is the most essential of all senses when you lose it you need a dog to do anything. if you were deaf at least you could use your site to understand shit
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

rtil

#7
March 11, 2008 05:56 AM
i would hate being blind i'd have no reason to exist

redmongoose

#8
March 11, 2008 07:14 AM
maybe there is one that only went blind in one eye so they had to hold hands making a blind people train with the cyclops at the front leading them to safety that would be something
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

zomfgbie

#9
March 11, 2008 10:47 AM
^ thinking on your feet

anyway id much rather be deaf.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

SHADOWFOX2

#10
March 11, 2008 02:24 PM
I guess the majority of the people were planning on becoming Daredevils, training their other senses, and fighting crime in the rain...
(If you saw the movie, you'd know what I mean)
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

#11
March 11, 2008 02:38 PM Last Edit: March 11, 2008 02:38 PM by FreekC
what
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

SHADOWFOX2

#12
March 11, 2008 02:40 PM
Have you seen Daredevil?
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

#13
March 11, 2008 02:43 PM
oh

no
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

psi43

#14
March 11, 2008 06:21 PM
Quote from: rtili would hate being blind i'd have no reason to exist


I wonder what it'd be like to be deaf and blind from birth.

Loathsome

#15
March 11, 2008 06:25 PM
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: rtili would hate being blind i'd have no reason to exist


I wonder what it'd be like to be deaf and blind from birth.


That'd be like being trapped inside your own damn head.
Also, you wouldn't be able to develop a language so I wonder how you'd be thinking. You must be like living like an insect, or something.

trent bortknob

#16
March 11, 2008 09:48 PM
if i went deaf id draw all day everyday so that i could get really good at it and do that as a job because obviously d have to abandon music

if i went blind id just play guitar all day

R. Wappin

#17
March 12, 2008 03:53 AM
I'd rather be deaf, mute, and have my legs chopped off than be blind.

ZekeySpaceyLizard

#18
March 12, 2008 07:43 AM
being mute could be interesting.
i get through alot of days not uttering a word to anyone. I'LL CHOP OUT MY VOCAL CORDS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY

Halcion

#19
March 14, 2008 01:15 AM
Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: rtili would hate being blind i'd have no reason to exist
I wonder what it'd be like to be deaf and blind from birth.
really boring
辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐,辢辔虐

虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,虐號箔算,
Print
|
Go Up Pages1
User actions