Rtil, you will turn into this:

[psi43]

I commented that on rtil's NG post, it's all made up on the spot. Not too funny, I usually am better at that shit!  



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rtil you are wrong oh YOU ARE SO WRONG RTIL

   This isn't about Egoraptor's flashes is it? It's about something by  far deeper. As a rich psychologist I can tell what it's about, it's  about your inner hate and love for Egoraptor. Egoraptor is a person  very similar to yourself and you love yourself but you hate Egoraptor's  flashes. These two feelings crash and release a whole new feeling. This  feeling is called "The Need To Write On Newgrounds Feeling", yes, every  word starts with a capital letter don't ask me why I didn't make that  up!

   It's all deep in your head, probably from your childhood. You  must've played Dino Crises for Dreamcast when you were young, there was  a raptor that scared the hell out of you and you said "Fucking raptor,  you're an ego for eating my fucking friend just because you were  hungry. I hate you Egoraptor". You might've forgotten about that now  but it still is deep in your brain and telling you to dislike  Egoraptor.

   One time, not too long ago you made a flash about 2 people, racing  down pipes and skating through cities. The backgrounds were very well  drawn but this has nothing to do with the actual comment.

   Rtil, since you are so wrong without even realizing it, I will get a  bunch of people like my closest buddies TommyLM and Egoraptor and make  AWESOME flashes to bash you. My flash will be called rtil not so  AWESOME and it will be you saying "Hello, my name is Ryan Miller. My  internet name is rtil.. that means really tortured in life.. that  describes my real life situation very well but on the internet! On the  internet I am a very respected person and I have a lot of friends.. but  I don't have any real friends in real life.. would you.. would you like  to be my real life buddy? PLEASE OH PLEASE I BEG YOU CALL ME!!". This  flash will drain your will to live and you will get worse at school and  stop drawing. You will eventually cut off your right hand out of  depression. You won't turn emo because you will think you're something  better than them. That's why you will cut off your hand instead of  cutting your wrists.

   You will join 4chan and Scientology. You will be thrown out of 4chan  afterwards for joining Scientology. God is not on your side anymore,  you will be very unlucky and the only shreds of happiness you can get  cost 40$ for 5grams. You will start drinking and then you will  eventually kill the person who's coming to get the rent for your  apartment. You tell him you are broke but he won't listen, he threats  to throw you out and you, under influences of drugs and alcohol, kill  him. You take an apple and try to stab him with it, you try it so hard  that it actually works. He died a painful dead.

   You will soon afterwards realize what you did, you run out, into  your car and drive. You will just drive, you don't know where to. A gas  station? You stop and take a peak into the window. You see alcohol.  Lots of alcohol. Still having the apple with you, you are deciding to  rob the gas station. "Raise your hands fucker, I've got a fucking  apple", you will say. "Give me some of this fucking booze n****r!" you  add. "Please, I have family. Take what you want just don't stab me with  the bloody apple, PLEASE!" the cashier says. You take a lot of alcohol  and leave. On the way out, you put on a cigar you also stole. You drop  the cigar and the alcohol, the alcohol catches on fire and you start to  burn because you have absinthe spilled all over your clothes. You run  to the petrol pump and try to put the fire out with petrol, you didn't  think about how inflammable petrol is. You burn even more but not for  long, the fire reaches into the petrol pump, under the ground and into  the enormous petrol tank. The whole station blows up.

   You cause a good 400,000$ of damage. Gorge Bush- who is still  president by that time because if you don't change your way of acting,  you will end up like that real soon- will blame it on terrorists and  will go into active war with Afghanistan. That way, there will be no  elections for 4 more years and America will still be run by George  Bush, just because of your egoism.. egoism, as I said before, you are  similar to ego, was I just talking about the name? Maybe, it's up to  you to decide that!

   Additional to the 400,000$ damage you caused, there will be about  2,000$ to clean up the place. Your guts are all over the place, it  takes years to clean that up.

   The person you took down with you, the cashier, had a family. His  wife had cancer and couldn't work, now they will die a horrible death  because of your ignorance.

   The person who cleaned up your guts smelled so bad for weeks that his wife left him and he committed suicide.

   You rtil, will cause a lot of trouble if you don't change your way  of acting. Think about it. Take it to your heart. Do you really want  this to happen?

   ps. I just analyzed your psychology very precise. That will be 2,000$, thank you!

[Philip K Dick]

$2000

[aokmaniac13]

Why y'all gotta be hatin' on rtil? [/gangsta]

Edit: On a side note, I am now a sandwich
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[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[bcube]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

[anigen]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

nice ass

i just hit on you lOL

[bcube]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

nice ass

i just hit on you lOL

Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.

[psi43]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

nice ass

i just hit on you lOL

Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.

oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up

whoopy, I meant try to beat me up

[bcube]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

nice ass

i just hit on you lOL

Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.

oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up

whoopy, I meant try to beat me up

Oh snap.


IT'S TIME TO [size=]DU-DU-DU-DUEEEEEEL[/size]!!

[MRat]

Oh god, this is so great.
I love you forever for this.

nice ass

i just hit on you lOL

Too bad. My heart belongs to Psi for making this, lol.

oh great thank you now mrat will beat me up

whoopy, I meant try to beat me up

Oh snap.


IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUEEEEEEL!!

[Tealon]

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[Sonni]

$2000 is pretty pricey...

[rtil]

hahaha
funniest thing i've read in a long time
bravo

[anigen]

hahaha
funniest thing i've read in a long time
bravo

[Zee]

Ahaha, what the hell? XD

You're going to be the greatest psychologist there is.

Too bad it cost a lot. /sadface

[Loathsome]

Amazing.

[Crabarms]

thanks to you I shall donate 2 kidneys for the price of one.

[Halcion]

brilliant