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#60
February 28, 2008 11:55 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: Squeefehh what the hell did canadians ever do to the world besides have good pot and never get involved in wars?

Ya see any chances you had of not looking like a total d-bag just went out the window there.

Exactly what DID canadians do to help the world? Smoke pot and rent whores?


We invented the first prototype of the light bulb, and sold it to Thomas Edison. You're welcome.

We invented Basketball, which is a gay sport, but you yanks like it.

We invented apple pie.

We invented the Jolly Jumper, indispensable in any home with a small child.

We birthed Jim Carrey.



The list goes on and on my good friend.
Thats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

trent bortknob

#61
February 28, 2008 11:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

sQueef

#62
February 28, 2008 11:56 PM
Quote from: systek^just like dat
hell ya hey DJ BRING THAT BACK!

Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

monkeyscanfly

#63
February 28, 2008 11:57 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2008 11:57 PM by monkeyscanfly
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: systek^just like dat
hell ya hey DJ BRING THAT BACK!


Lmao

quick question how did the topic go from a car issue to an all on fight?

MRat

#64
February 28, 2008 11:57 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyThats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

The incoherence of that sentence only furthers my pride in being Canadian.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

monkeyscanfly

#65
February 28, 2008 11:58 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanflyThats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

The incoherence of that sentence only furthers my pride in being Canadian.

Can you name USEFUL things in the 21st century made by canada?

sQueef

#66
February 28, 2008 11:59 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanflyThats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

The incoherence of that sentence only furthers my pride in being Canadian.

Can you name USEFUL things in the 21st century made by canada?
i think they made honda

this topic sucks cocks
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Necronomitr0n

#67
February 28, 2008 11:59 PM
I thought the brits set fire to the white house

and basketball is gay
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#68
February 29, 2008 12:00 AM
ok so in this topic we've discovered that:

monkeyscanfly is surrounded by a world of drugs and his only escape from that world is his car and his bro

his frustrations with the outside world have resulted in a developed hatred for canadians (for some reason)




















he's also gay

Necronomitr0n

#69
February 29, 2008 12:01 AM Last Edit: February 29, 2008 12:03 AM by systek
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanflyThats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

The incoherence of that sentence only furthers my pride in being Canadian.

Can you name USEFUL things in the 21st century made by canada?
Wayne Gretzsky

also a certain song called 'bloody motherfucking asshole'
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MRat

#70
February 29, 2008 12:04 AM Last Edit: February 29, 2008 12:06 AM by MRat
Quote from: systekI thought the brits set fire to the white house

and basketball is gay


Those Brits were the first Canadians. Canada wasn't a country in 1812, it was a British colony, however, the Brits were the settlers of Canada who became the first Canadian citizens.

And yes Basketball is gay.

These are all Canadian inventions. Lots in the 20th century.


  1.  Insulin, Treatment for Diabetes [1921, Frederick Banting, Charles Best]
  2. Telephone [1876, Alexander Graham Bell]
  3. Light Bulb [1874, Henry Woodward, Mathew Evans]
  4. Five Pin Bowling [1908, Thomas F. Ryan]
  5. Wonderbra [1964, Louise Poirier]
  6. Pacemaker [1950, John Hopps, Wilfred Bigelow, John Callaghan]
  7. Robertson Screw, 1908 [Peter Robertson]
  8. Zipper [1913, Gideon Sundback]
  9. Electric Wheelchair [1952, George Klein]
 10. Poutine [1957, Fernand Lachance]
 11. Cobalt-60 "Bomb" Cancer Treatment [1951, Harold Johns]
 12. Java Programming Language [1994, James Arthur Gosling]
 13. Bloody Caesar [1969, Walter Chell]
 14. Canadarm [1975, Spar Aerospace/NRC]
 15. Standard time [1878, Sir Sandford Fleming]
 16. Electron Microscope [1939, James Hillier, Albert Prebus]
 17. Ski-Doo [1922, Armand Bombardier]
 18. BlackBerry [1999, Mike Lazaridis]
 19. Radio Voice Transmission [1900, Reginald Fessenden]
 20. Birchbark Canoe [First Peoples]
 21. Basketball [1892, James Naismith]
 22. Retractable Beer Carton Handle [1957, Steve Pasjack]
 23. UV Degradable Plastics [1971, James Guillet]
 24. Instant Replay [1955, CBC's Hockey Night in Canada]
 25. Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]
 26. Marquis Wheat [1908, Sir Charles Saunders]
 27. Pablum [1930, Alan Brown, Theodore Drake, Frederick Tisdall]
 28. Lacrosse [First Peoples]
 29. Electric Oven [1892, Thomas Ahearn]
 30. Steam Fog Horn [1853, Robert Foulis]
 31. Walkie-Talkie [1942, Donald L. Hings]
 32. Alkaline Long-Lasting Battery [1959, Lewis Urry]
 33. Paint roller [1940, Norman Breakey]
 34. Electronic Music Synthesizer [1945, Hugh Le Caine]
 35. WeeVac 6 [1990, Wendy Murphy]
 36. Green Garbage Bag [1950, Harry Wasylyk, Larry Hansen, Frank Plomp]
 37. Snowblower [1925, Arthur Sicard]
 38. Self-propelled Combine Harvester [1937, Thomas Carroll]
 39. Instant Mashed Potatoes [1962, Edward Asselbergs]
 40. Explosives Vapour Detector [1985, Lorne Elias]
 41. Marine Screw Propeller [1833, John Patch]
 42. Plexiglas [1931, William Chalmers]
 43. Key Frame Animation [1969, Nestor Burtnyk, Marcelli Wein]
 44. CPR Mannequin: "ACTAR 911" [1989, Dianne Croteau, Richard Brault]
 45. G-Suit [1941, Wilbur Rounding Franks]
 46. Ardox Spiral Nail [1954, Allan Dove]
 47. Automatic Lubricating Cup [1872, Elijah McCoy]
 48. Crash-Position Indicator-CPI [1957, Harry Stevinson]
 49. Caulking Gun [1894, Theodore Witte]
 50. Separable Baggage Check [1882, John Mitchell Lyons]
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

monkeyscanfly

#71
February 29, 2008 12:06 AM
Quote from: Squeef
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanflyThats all? Wow i seen things more things in basic cable listings

The incoherence of that sentence only furthers my pride in being Canadian.

Can you name USEFUL things in the 21st century made by canada?
i think they made honda

this topic sucks cocks

Honda: Japan >.>

sQueef

#72
February 29, 2008 12:07 AM Last Edit: February 29, 2008 12:07 AM by Squeef
MRAT STOP BUMPING THIS PIEce of shit maybe

also congrats to Mauro for not getting it
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

monkeyscanfly

#73
February 29, 2008 12:07 AM Last Edit: February 29, 2008 12:10 AM by monkeyscanfly
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: systekI thought the brits set fire to the white house

and basketball is gay


Those Brits were the first Canadians. Canada wasn't a country in 1812, it was a British colony, however, the Brits were the settlers of Canada who became the first Canadian citizens.

And yes Basketball is gay.

These are all Canadian inventions. Lots in the 20th century.


  1.  Insulin, Treatment for Diabetes [1921, Frederick Banting, Charles Best]
  2. Telephone [1876, Alexander Graham Bell]
  3. Light Bulb [1874, Henry Woodward, Mathew Evans]
  4. Five Pin Bowling [1908, Thomas F. Ryan]
  5. Wonderbra [1964, Louise Poirier]
  6. Pacemaker [1950, John Hopps, Wilfred Bigelow, John Callaghan]
  7. Robertson Screw, 1908 [Peter Robertson]
  8. Zipper [1913, Gideon Sundback]
  9. Electric Wheelchair [1952, George Klein]
 10. Poutine [1957, Fernand Lachance]
 11. Cobalt-60 "Bomb" Cancer Treatment [1951, Harold Johns]
 12. Java Programming Language [1994, James Arthur Gosling]
 13. Bloody Caesar [1969, Walter Chell]
 14. Canadarm [1975, Spar Aerospace/NRC]
 15. Standard time [1878, Sir Sandford Fleming]
 16. Electron Microscope [1939, James Hillier, Albert Prebus]
 17. Ski-Doo [1922, Armand Bombardier]
 18. BlackBerry [1999, Mike Lazaridis]
 19. Radio Voice Transmission [1900, Reginald Fessenden]
 20. Birchbark Canoe [First Peoples]
 21. Basketball [1892, James Naismith]
 22. Retractable Beer Carton Handle [1957, Steve Pasjack]
 23. UV Degradable Plastics [1971, James Guillet]
 24. Instant Replay [1955, CBC's Hockey Night in Canada]
 25. Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]
 26. Marquis Wheat [1908, Sir Charles Saunders]
 27. Pablum [1930, Alan Brown, Theodore Drake, Frederick Tisdall]
 28. Lacrosse [First Peoples]
 29. Electric Oven [1892, Thomas Ahearn]
 30. Steam Fog Horn [1853, Robert Foulis]
 31. Walkie-Talkie [1942, Donald L. Hings]
 32. Alkaline Long-Lasting Battery [1959, Lewis Urry]
 33. Paint roller [1940, Norman Breakey]
 34. Electronic Music Synthesizer [1945, Hugh Le Caine]
 35. WeeVac 6 [1990, Wendy Murphy]
 36. Green Garbage Bag [1950, Harry Wasylyk, Larry Hansen, Frank Plomp]
 37. Snowblower [1925, Arthur Sicard]
 38. Self-propelled Combine Harvester [1937, Thomas Carroll]
 39. Instant Mashed Potatoes [1962, Edward Asselbergs]
 40. Explosives Vapour Detector [1985, Lorne Elias]
 41. Marine Screw Propeller [1833, John Patch]
 42. Plexiglas [1931, William Chalmers]
 43. Key Frame Animation [1969, Nestor Burtnyk, Marcelli Wein]
 44. CPR Mannequin: "ACTAR 911" [1989, Dianne Croteau, Richard Brault]
 45. G-Suit [1941, Wilbur Rounding Franks]
 46. Ardox Spiral Nail [1954, Allan Dove]
 47. Automatic Lubricating Cup [1872, Elijah McCoy]
 48. Crash-Position Indicator-CPI [1957, Harry Stevinson]
 49. Caulking Gun [1894, Theodore Witte]
 50. Separable Baggage Check [1882, John Mitchell Lyons]

Most of those are not useful. And on top of that none in 21st century. Also most nothing made after 1969

MRat

#74
February 29, 2008 12:07 AM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyHonda: Japan >.>


This is true. Very true.



The largest Honda factory in North America is in Vancouver though.

Quote from: monkeyscanflyNothing


How informative.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Necronomitr0n

#75
February 29, 2008 12:09 AM
Quote from: MRat25. Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]
WELL DUH
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MRat

#76
February 29, 2008 12:10 AM
Quote from: systek
Quote from: MRat25. Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]
WELL DUH


Russian immigrants to pre-colonized Canada actually invented the sport, though.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

trent bortknob

#77
February 29, 2008 12:10 AM
everybody die

Necronomitr0n

#78
February 29, 2008 12:11 AM
This topic is Delicious
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

monkeyscanfly

#79
February 29, 2008 12:11 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: systek
Quote from: MRat25. Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]
WELL DUH


Russian immigrants to pre-colonized Canada actually invented the sport, though.

Now that i think about it i think my anger toward taylor triggered the whole anti canada thing sorry Mrat
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