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trent bortknob

#40
February 28, 2008 11:38 PM
LMFAO

sQueef

#41
February 28, 2008 11:38 PM
i been learnin from my bro
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

MRat

#42
February 28, 2008 11:40 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2008 11:42 PM by MRat
My name is Monkeyscanfly. I love my brother. He's a real smart guy. Good with cars, y'know? Well, so one time, I sucked his cock.


The End.


New York Times Bestseller 15 weeks.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

rtil

#43
February 28, 2008 11:42 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyWell there is going from point a------>B right? well i want to go from A----- to girlfriend, friend or something-----B. Would you rather own a beat up iunno a toyota camry than a nicer car?
you can accomplish that by doing something called "planning ahead"

monkeyscanfly

#44
February 28, 2008 11:44 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: monkeyscanflyWell there is going from point a------>B right? well i want to go from A----- to girlfriend, friend or something-----B. Would you rather own a beat up iunno a toyota camry than a nicer car?
you can accomplish that by doing something called "planning ahead"

I have the car and the money. What do you want me to spent it instead in cocaine like most people in my grade do? Or just stick to cars? - . -\\\'

Quote from: MRatMy name is Monkeyscanfly. I love my brother. He\\\'s a real smart guy. Good with cars, y\\\'know? Well, so one time, I sucked his cock.


The End.


New York Times Bestseller 15 weeks.

Dont talk about your life story MRat and rephrase it using my name

MRat

#45
February 28, 2008 11:44 PM
If the cool kids are doing cocaine, go for that. It's not like you're smart enough for the damage to be noticeable anyway.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

rtil

#46
February 28, 2008 11:44 PM
invest in biotech

MRat

#47
February 28, 2008 11:45 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyDont talk about your life story MRat and rephrase it using my name

Ouch, that one stings. You're razor wit has cut me deeper than any flesh wound.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Necronomitr0n

#48
February 28, 2008 11:45 PM
Hot damn you kids go way too fast for me
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

monkeyscanfly

#49
February 28, 2008 11:45 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2008 11:46 PM by monkeyscanfly
Quote from: rtilinvest in biotech

Biotech...

MRat

#50
February 28, 2008 11:46 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: rtilinvest in biotech

Biotech...



This is the most sense you've made all day.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Necronomitr0n

#51
February 28, 2008 11:46 PM
Double post...

Double post...
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

monkeyscanfly

#52
February 28, 2008 11:48 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanflyDont talk about your life story MRat and rephrase it using my name

Ouch, that one stings. You're razor wit has cut me deeper than any flesh wound.

OH GOD YOU ARE CANADIAN I shouldn't even talk to you. Bad thing i didn't notice before dirty arse canadian

MRat

#53
February 28, 2008 11:50 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyOH GOD YOU ARE CANADIAN I shouldn't even talk to you. Bad thing i didn't notice before dirty arse canadian

You're right, you aren't worthy of a conversation with a Canadian, but I am a kind and generous God, and I've let you speak all the same.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

sQueef

#54
February 28, 2008 11:50 PM
ehh what the hell did canadians ever do to the world besides have good pot and never get involved in wars?

Ya see any chances you had of not looking like a total d-bag just went out the window there.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Necronomitr0n

#55
February 28, 2008 11:50 PM
I heard people from Quebec are bad drivers!!!
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

monkeyscanfly

#56
February 28, 2008 11:51 PM
Quote from: Squeefehh what the hell did canadians ever do to the world besides have good pot and never get involved in wars?

Ya see any chances you had of not looking like a total d-bag just went out the window there.

Exactly what DID canadians do to help the world? Smoke pot and rent whores?

Necronomitr0n

#57
February 28, 2008 11:52 PM
Also this is just what I was talkling about EVERY TIME I MAKE ONE POST TWO POSTS ARE MADE BEFORE I POST

^just like dat

^just like dat
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

monkeyscanfly

#58
February 28, 2008 11:53 PM
Quote from: systekAlso this is just what I was talkling about EVERY TIME I MAKE ONE POST TWO POSTS ARE MADE BEFORE I POST

^just like dat

^just like dat
Maybe next time

MRat

#59
February 28, 2008 11:54 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2008 11:56 PM by MRat
Quote from: monkeyscanfly
Quote from: Squeefehh what the hell did canadians ever do to the world besides have good pot and never get involved in wars?

Ya see any chances you had of not looking like a total d-bag just went out the window there.

Exactly what DID canadians do to help the world? Smoke pot and rent whores?


We invented the first prototype of the light bulb, and sold it to Thomas Edison. You're welcome.

We invented Basketball, which is a gay sport, but you yanks like it.

We invented apple pie.

We invented the Jolly Jumper, indispensable in any home with a small child.

We birthed Jim Carrey.



The list goes on and on my good friend.


EDIT: I forgot, we also set fire to the White House in the War of 1812. That was probably the single greatest thing anyone has ever done. We also have the best rack record of any military force in World War II. We liberated the most cities and had the least casualties. We also have the best snipers world wide.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG
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