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Started by Philip K Dick, February 25, 2008 03:45 AM

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Philip K Dick

February 25, 2008 03:45 AM
Masta HLG: hello sir!
SuperFurryAction: hi guy!
Masta HLG: im doug ferkinson
Masta HLG: and today you are one lucky person
Masta HLG: because
SuperFurryAction: lmfao
SuperFurryAction: link me to that
SuperFurryAction: please
SuperFurryAction: i miss it
Masta HLG: i dont have it yo!
Masta HLG: ok we're gonna restart
Masta HLG: because
Masta HLG: i was gonna do a skit
Masta HLG: and you FUCKED IT UP
Masta HLG: ok
Masta HLG: 3
Masta HLG: 2
Masta HLG: 1
Masta HLG: hello sir!
Masta HLG: im doug ferkinson
Masta HLG: and today is your lucky day!
Masta HLG: because today
Masta HLG: you can buy
Masta HLG: one FREE tarp
Masta HLG: for the price of two
Masta HLG: what do you have to say about this amazing deal?
Masta HLG: just ask our customers!
Masta HLG: Masta HLG: what do you have to say about our tarp?
Fololo 311: its quite tarpy.
Fololo 311: quite tarpy indeed.
Fololo 311: in fact i'd say it ranks a solid 10 on my tarpometer.
Masta HLG: call this number now
Masta HLG: and you will recieve an ADDITIONAL tarp
Masta HLG: at no extra cost
Masta HLG: just call now
Masta HLG: 1-800-TARPTHATASS
Masta HLG: don't believe me? just ask our customers!
Masta HLG: Masta HLG: what do you have to say about our tarp?
toxin XI: .
Masta HLG: the thing about tarp is, it just works
Masta HLG: tarp up your house, and shield it from the rain
Masta HLG: tarp your car and protect it from thieves
Masta HLG: tarp up your food and save it for later
Masta HLG: tarp up your bruce lee vhs collection
Masta HLG: the possibilities are endless
Masta HLG: some tarp dealers sell their tarp
Masta HLG: for over $500!
Masta HLG: but you can buy my tarp for not $500
Masta HLG: not even $400
Masta HLG: that's right
Masta HLG: $399.99
Masta HLG: just call now
Masta HLG: and recieve
Masta HLG: your free tarp
Masta HLG: for the price of two

Necronomitr0n

#1
February 25, 2008 03:51 AM
I didn't know you could 4-way on AIM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#2
February 25, 2008 03:54 AM
why didn't you post my convo involving tarp

rtil

#3
February 25, 2008 04:50 AM
toxin XI's testimonial really sealed the deal for me

Philip K Dick

#4
February 25, 2008 04:52 AM
Quote from: taylorwhy didn't you post my convo involving tarp

i lost it so i had to recreate it!

mishkamash

#5
February 25, 2008 02:10 PM
wow anybody can do this
I wanna grow up just to be like you hlg!
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Necronomitr0n

#6
February 25, 2008 06:07 PM
The Bruce Lee VHS collection is pretty impressive, but what about a James Bond VHS collection???
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#7
February 25, 2008 11:32 PM
Quote from: rtiltoxin XI's testimonial really sealed the deal for me
charlotte
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