IMDB rivals newgrounds in stupid reviews

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MRat

#20
February 25, 2008 05:22 AM
Quote from: Billy MonksI go to imdb like every day to check if chronicles of riddick 2 has been announced yet

It's already out. It's called Chronicles of Riddick!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

sQueef

#21
February 25, 2008 05:40 AM
Quote from: MRatIt's not just the internet, it's people.
Truth

and now to add something witty to the discussion:

nope im out of ideas.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

billy

#22
February 25, 2008 10:00 AM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: Billy MonksI go to imdb like every day to check if chronicles of riddick 2 has been announced yet

It's already out. It's called Chronicles of Riddick!!!!!!!!!!!!111

That's Pitch Black 2 so I guess I'm waiting for Pitch Black 3 to be announced holy shit I need it so bad

why didn't anyone like the chronicles of riddick

go to your movie rental joint and pick up the chronicles of riddick director's cut

i swear you'll be amazed

it's great

MRat

#23
February 25, 2008 10:04 AM
Dark Fury, By good ol' Chung.


There's your Riddick saga 3. Gorgeous 2D, eyerape 3D
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

sQueef

#24
February 25, 2008 10:09 AM
I didn't like the Chronicles of Riddick because Vin Diesel ruins every movie.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

MRat

#25
February 25, 2008 10:12 AM
Quote from: SqueefI didn't like the Chronicles of Riddick because Vin Diesel ruins every movie.


You obviously haven't seen Find Me Guilty.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

sQueef

#26
February 25, 2008 10:18 AM Last Edit: February 25, 2008 10:19 AM by Squeef
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: SqueefI didn't like the Chronicles of Riddick because Vin Diesel ruins every movie.


You obviously haven't seen Find Me Guilty.
The mobster Jackie DiNorscio is shot by his own cousin at home while in probation but survives. Later he is arrested dealing drugs and sentenced to thirty years in prison. The prosecutor Sean Kierney proposes a deal to Jackie, immediately releasing him if he testifies against the Lucchese family and other mafia families but Jackie does not accept to rat his friends that he loves. When the trial begins, he asks the judge Finestein to defend himself without the assistance of a lawyer.  Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

A drama based on the longest Mafia trial in U.S. history, mobster Jack DiNorscio (Diesel), faced with a series of charges, decides to stand trial instead of ratting out his family and associates. A wrench is thrown into the system when DiNorscio opts to defend himself.

Nope I sure haven't.

I did see this one movie he was in that I liked though, you might know it, the only scene I remember is like some mexican dude sliced someones throat open or some shit and Vin Diesel was the cop... Yeah. It was a good movie though.  

:edit:

retarded post ^
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

zomfgbie

#27
February 25, 2008 10:49 AM
vin deisel is great in snatch, lock stock and mean machine. all great british films. i think
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#28
February 25, 2008 11:14 AM
Quote from: FreekCvin deisel is great in snatch, lock stock and mean machine. all great british films. i think
okay but hes rly gay in all fast and furious, and that movie where he babysits kids or whatever!
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

zomfgbie

#29
February 25, 2008 11:21 AM
fast and furious is just gay
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#30
February 25, 2008 11:23 AM
Quote from: FreekCfast and furious is just gay
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

MRat

#31
February 25, 2008 03:50 PM
Quote from: FreekCvin deisel is great in snatch, lock stock and mean machine. all great british films. i think


Vin Diesel is not in any of these films, but I think you knew that.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

zomfgbie

#32
February 25, 2008 04:16 PM
yes, and i just won.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#33
February 25, 2008 04:56 PM
you sure showed me.

fuck cinema ok????
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Hammi

#34
February 25, 2008 05:06 PM
Quote from: Squeefyou sure showed me.

fuck cinema ok????

I dont think he was talking to you...
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

rtil

#36
February 27, 2008 12:45 AM
^ ggahaha

Philip K Dick

#37
February 27, 2008 02:46 AM
i want to make a completely fake movie just on imdb with a realistic looking trailer and everything and pretend its real and make up a legitimate looking plot summary and everything and make it raise in popularity until its #1 on the most anticipated charts if they have that sort of thing which im not too sure if they do but if they do it would be funny

rtil

#38
February 27, 2008 04:45 AM
they do
it's called the moviemeter
http://imdb.com/chart/

MRat

#39
February 27, 2008 06:20 AM
Speaking of Vin Diesel ruining movies, I just watched Saving Private Ryan. Man he definitely killed that one!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG
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