worst new backalleys member

[wolf]

there are lots of faggots on message boards but some users just stand above and beyond all as pillars of faggotry. review the material and vote for the best (worst) one.

I hate masterbating with my left hand.

and to FGSpace & FreekC by racial walls I mean the normal black stuff on NG is something involving drugs or gangsterism, but I want to make a racially diverse series (with all races though, which I'm working into the true story of NightGun) that goes past that type of thing to something more sophisticated. I know I'm not the first minority animator heh

Hey, just wanted to say hi to you all.

I am the guy who might be the next writer/editor for Rtil.

This is a might, so I am hoping for his approval. gay.gif

I wasn't expecting much to begin with, but WOOOOOOW. Not a good start to your critique at all. You've totally ignored the setting.

Also, I don't watch anime, since you brought that up for some reason.

Austin (my character) IS bored. He's been siting all alone in a strange, desolate environment for hours on end. Heck, he even SAYS he's bored. I obviously couldn't bring my energy level very high when the main emotions I was playing for were boredom, confusion and subdued frustration. I would've played Austin more excited and panicked had he just arrived in his scenario, but that isn't the case here. He begins deep in thought, and describing the strange world around him. -- That considered, using anything other than a methodical pacing would make absolutely no sense.

WOW! It's almost like you're just making up total nonsense as you go, in a desperate attempt to look good! In fact, I think you are!

If I felt that you had any decent credibility as a vocal performer or critic, your above comment might actually have been insulting to me.

There's a lot of areas I made a specific note to emphasize or place pauses in between. Frankly, I don't know how they could possibly be missed by anyone with properly working ears. I play up of confusion and frustration as Austin tries to recall and ponder through the poem, while struggling to apply it to his current scenario. If I didn't emphasize the word "train" after the poem, I would've killed off its build. You may (somehow) not notice these things, but they're there.

Also, Austin's emotions are subdued to a degree because, frankly, that's his personality; He doesn't panic under pressure. That's nothing unusual in a serious character.

I do blame alot of it on the project leader and his lack of skill, but a bad team isn't an excuse for bad individual work.
I'm "monotonous and boring", but I'm also "trying so hard to be cool"? Awesome. Way to completely contradict yourself.

Austin is a calm, street-smart, occasionally sarcastic black guy who isn't easily amused or excited. I had no intention or reason to portray him as anything else. -- Interesting side-note, I'm far more accustomed to playing the exact opposite type of character.

For starters, you have no idea what my level of range, control or experience in the field of voiceover is. Be it online or offline.

Secondly, this wouldn't be the first, or even second time that I've seen you write such a utterly nonsensical "critique", and act like you know what you're talking about. You CLEARLY don't. (Cam Clarke. Huuuuuuuuuuur.)

Now, I'm not saying my performance was perfect. A year later, there's a few things I'd do slightly differently, though you didn't come close to hitting any of them. ...Or even displaying a great deal of competence as a critic.

My final word is this: Stop being so pretentious. It's doing nothing for you. Actually learn to analyze characters and scenarios instead. It's a basic skill that any would-be director requires.

And if you DO possess that skill, you sure as heck didn't display it to me.

Yeah I went to college and graduated after that i became an ace pilot and made enough money from space missions to buy a spaceship so ha

[Gerkinman]

I voted for Gerkinman, seriously, i hate that guy.  

[W.A.C.]

aleril's comment made me laugh and d mac's comment somewhat annoyed me. I don't know who to vote for.

[Thor]

I should be happy that I didn't make the list :3

[zomfgbie]

d mac cause the way he types makes me feel dumb

[mishkamash]

i voted fox for worst faggot cuz it's actually me

[Necronomitr0n]

Aleril for being smug

[billy]

you forgot rtil

[psi43]

dmac, he writes too long comments

[sQueef]

Why wasn't I on this list I thought you all hated me ;(

[Halcion]

metallic fox picture users

[f0d]

yungjazz

because ive seen how he acts on newgrounds and oh my lORD you couldnt BE a bigger fucking prick if you tried

[YungJazz]

That Yungjazz! How dare he have his own opinions about shit that we don't agree with?! What's wrong with him, doesn't he know that only we can have opinions??? You know who I voted for!

yungjazz

because ive seen how he acts on newgrounds and oh my lORD you couldnt BE a bigger fucking prick if you tried

Yes! It's working!

[cr0m]

are you serious

[YungJazz]

are you serious

Bitch are you stalking me?




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[cr0m]

are you serious

Bitch are you stalking me?




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who t5he fuck are you

[YungJazz]

are you serious

Bitch are you stalking me?




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who t5he fuck are you

That big black guy that dry-fucked your mom on the kitchen floor. More questions?

[cr0m]

wat up guys

[Philip K Dick]

beyond

[f0d]

lmfao wow now he's searching far and wide for topics where we mentioned him