i almost got arrested today

Started by Philip K Dick, February 12, 2008 08:53 PM

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Crabarms

This one person I know was also had the chance to go to jail...
I wish he did.

Philip K Dick

Quote from: crabarmsThis one person I know was also had the chance to go to jail...
I wish he did.

did i fucking once mention your fuckin gay lover in my post?? i didnt fucking think so

mishkamash

<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

psi43

A while back I drove with a scooter and I don't even have a license!!

Gerkinman

I got arrested once for throwing a shopping trolley at a passing police car, i was hella drunk at the time.

rtil


zomfgbie

stealing from HMV

uhhh

and my friend got arrested once when we were real high so we went and stole everyones milk at like 5 in the morning
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Crabarms

Quote from: mongrel architect
Quote from: crabarmsThis one person I know was also had the chance to go to jail...
I wish he did.

did i fucking once mention your fuckin gay lover in my post?? i didnt fucking think so
NO but I think you should of
it would made more sense

mishkamash

Quoteand my friend got arrested once when we were real high so we went and stole everyones milk at like 5 in the morning

what the hahahah
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Hammi

Me and some others threw rocks at a glass frame of the school cafeteria back in junior high, and i didnt get caught haha. And some other sorts of vandalizing of school property due to boredom...
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn


mishkamash

one time i owed $25 for lunch charges
and they were pretty mad
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

MRat

My brother got arrested for arson at 14! They let him go though when he paid for the damages.

I've been all sorts of trouble, mostly people trying to mug me.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

CoolDrMoney

I almost went to jail for sending a picture of goatse to a 15 year old in the mail
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Philip K Dick

why is everyone talking about their gay sexual experiences this is about ME GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR TRESPASSING

psi43


Necronomitr0n

Quote from: ΨNicolewhat is trespassing?
Going on someone's property without their permission
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

psi43

oh, I do that a lot. I shake the carbonated drinks of some of my friends when they're not looking. Huge fun, you need to try that out.

Necronomitr0n

Quote from: ΨNicoleoh, I do that a lot. I shake the carbonated drinks of some of my friends when they're not looking. Huge fun, you need to try that out.
Oldest trick in the book... not really that funny to me anymore
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

psi43

Quote from: systek
Quote from: ΨNicoleoh, I do that a lot. I shake the carbonated drinks of some of my friends when they're not looking. Huge fun, you need to try that out.
Oldest trick in the book... not really that funny to me anymore


It's not a trick. I also do that when they're looking, I just want to get that carbonation(?) out of there. Coke that isn't carbonated tastes like shit, just like anything else that is normally carbonated.