Things that make you a man

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Hammi

February 6, 2008 05:16 PM
I feel like a man with my goatee.
...

and you?
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Philip K Dick

#1
February 6, 2008 06:15 PM
i feel kind of like a woman right now

MRat

#2
February 6, 2008 06:33 PM
My penis. Definitely my penis. It's about as manly as it gets. I mean, I even PEE out of this thing.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Hammi

#3
February 6, 2008 07:29 PM
I once smashed my fist against a wall and made a hole in it.

Oh man i felt so tough at that time. Whoopee.
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

zomfgbie

#4
February 6, 2008 07:51 PM Last Edit: February 6, 2008 07:52 PM by FreekC
tanks

meat

beer

sex



can you guess which 3 of those i get on a regular basis?
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

rtil

#5
February 6, 2008 08:15 PM
^ lmao

SHADOWFOX2

#6
February 6, 2008 08:42 PM
Umm...ok, how about a tornado's coming this way in a few hours, and I plan on getting in really close...does that count?
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Necronomitr0n

#7
February 6, 2008 08:47 PM
Happy trails

yeh that's it
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

SHADOWFOX2

#8
February 6, 2008 08:55 PM
Yeah. I'm gonna listen to Xenon too when I do it too...don't have any rollerblades with me at the moment, but I'm really excited about it. Never seen one in real life before...
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

psi43

#9
February 6, 2008 09:22 PM
My avatar and name on this forum.

Hammi

#10
February 6, 2008 09:35 PM
I didnt change my undies one time after ejaculating all over in it. I went on back to sleep. Wow im a man.
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

SHADOWFOX2

#11
February 6, 2008 09:43 PM
...wow...
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

psi43

#12
February 6, 2008 09:44 PM
my group apparently changed to "real man", proving that other people think that I am very manly, too.

Hammi

#13
February 6, 2008 09:46 PM
Oh btw, i still do splooshes in my undies (who doesnt?), and i still walk around in them since theyre dried out. The only time i change em is when i take showers.
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

psi43

#14
February 6, 2008 09:52 PM
please stop posting Hammi that has nothing to do with being a man that has something to do with being a complete retard.

mishkamash

#15
February 6, 2008 10:33 PM
Quote from: ΨNicoleplease stop posting Hammi that has nothing to do with being a man that has something to do with being a complete retard.
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Gerkinman

#16
February 6, 2008 10:37 PM
Masterbating on webcam and having a screen grab taken and plastered all over the intertubes.

Wrestling crocodiles as part of my walk to work.

Squishing spiders the size of dinner plates.

Pulling deadly snakes out from between my bedsheets.

Yep, this is mans country.

Hammi

#17
February 6, 2008 10:38 PM
Quote from: ΨNicoleplease stop posting Hammi that has nothing to do with being a man that has something to do with being a complete retard.

Haha grossed out? Looks like i finally made someone sick to the stomach. Ill take it all back since i was only being ironic xP

Alright seriously, ive fired rounds with a sawn off. Am i a man now?
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

rtil

#18
February 7, 2008 12:03 AM
one time i ate a cupcake

Crabarms

#19
February 7, 2008 12:23 AM
sweet jesus
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