lmao

[trent bortknob]

me and my friend were bored and ended up in some cybersex chatroom or something and took turns writing shit to some faggot

Xl 420 Warri0r: ay
taylor bortner: aye
Xl 420 Warri0r: what up
taylor bortner: not much
taylor bortner: just lonely and horny :-(
Xl 420 Warri0r: haha
Xl 420 Warri0r: gota pic
taylor bortner: can you accept links?
Xl 420 Warri0r wants to directly connect.
taylor bortner declines request; no connection was made.  (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
taylor bortner: the only pic ive got is
taylor bortner: a link
Xl 420 Warri0r: idk how to do that
taylor bortner: i send a link and U click!
taylor bortner: http://a855.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...70229945c1e.jpg
taylor bortner: its fully clothed sorry
Xl 420 Warri0r: its all good
Xl 420 Warri0r: whats ya number
taylor bortner: i dont have a cell phone anymore
taylor bortner: it broke and im getting a new one
Xl 420 Warri0r: haha
taylor bortner: i have a computer mic
taylor bortner: !!
Xl 420 Warri0r: oh yea
taylor bortner: let me find it
taylor bortner: its been a while
Xl 420 Warri0r: ok
taylor bortner: since ive used it
Xl 420 Warri0r: ok
taylor bortner: found it
Xl 420 Warri0r: haha
taylor bortner: :\???
Xl 420 Warri0r: talk
Xl 420 Warri0r: y sint it workinm
taylor bortner: i dont know i might need to change my firewall settings
taylor bortner: i might need to open cdm.exe or the hosts file in system 32 on the windows directory drive to fix my sound hardwatre because of my plug-ins
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
Xl 420 Warri0r: dam
taylor bortner: what
taylor bortner: did you not understand that
Xl 420 Warri0r: yea
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
taylor bortner: i HATE IDIOTS
Xl 420 Warri0r: im not an idiot
Xl 420 Warri0r: but i tend to think with my dick
taylor bortner: nigga plz...
Xl 420 Warri0r: haha
Xl 420 Warri0r: id fuck ur brains out
taylor bortner: i already did it myself  WHHOOOO!!!!!
taylor bortner: i have a big dildo in my closet
Xl 420 Warri0r: hahaha
taylor bortner: but i bet ur bigger ;-)
Xl 420 Warri0r: id fuck u in ur ass
taylor bortner: i touch my self at least 11 times a day
taylor bortner: its all i do :-(
taylor bortner: id take a shit on your dick while you do it
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
Xl 420 Warri0r: haha
taylor bortner: im not joking
Xl 420 Warri0r: would u suck my dick after
taylor bortner: no but i would tie myself down and let you do me from behind
Xl 420 Warri0r: how hard can i pound it
taylor bortner: as hard as you can
taylor bortner: i like it rough
Xl 420 Warri0r: ill fuck u in ur titght asshole
Xl 420 Warri0r: so hard
taylor bortner: id say my asshole is slightly on the loose side
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
taylor bortner: my vag is much tighter though
Xl 420 Warri0r: i wana bust all over ur face
taylor bortner: GROSS
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
Xl 420 Warri0r: hook up ur mikeee
taylor bortner: i did it wouldnt connect
taylor bortner: the talk
taylor bortner: after alll this chat ive gotten really
taylor bortner: really wet
Xl 420 Warri0r: come sit on my dick
taylor bortner: i think im gonna get my dildo out and think of u
Xl 420 Warri0r: think of my dick
taylor bortner: ok
Xl 420 Warri0r: goin into u
Xl 420 Warri0r: so fuckin hard
taylor bortner: pussy farts
taylor bortner: are u into those???
Xl 420 Warri0r: lol
Xl 420 Warri0r: no
Xl 420 Warri0r: im into pullin hair wile im fuckin the shit outa the girls asshole
taylor bortner: do u like to do it in the shower;}
Xl 420 Warri0r: yea
taylor bortner: U sexy BeAsT
Xl 420 Warri0r: tell me somthin i wana hear
taylor bortner: im a man
Xl 420 Warri0r signed off at 10:28:03 PM.

he signed off by himself we didnt block him lmao

[trent bortknob]

shut up

[MRat]

I have to admit, that was pretty damn funny.

[Hammi]

Oh wow you sure showed him. Quite entertaining to read.

[rtil]

the last two lines were the best

Xl 420 Warri0r: come sit on my dick

lmao

[Daagah]

Xl 420 Warri0r: tell me somthin i wana hear
taylor bortner: im a man

that made me laugh so hard

[Necronomitr0n]

rofl

[mishkamash]

lmao you dirty fuck

[Nadroj0711]

i really laughed while reading this haha

also this was funny
taylor bortner: i might need to open cdm.exe or the hosts file in system 32 on the windows directory drive to fix my sound hardwatre because of my plug-ins

[trent bortknob]

i really laughed while reading this haha

also this was funny
taylor bortner: i might need to open cdm.exe or the hosts file in system 32 on the windows directory drive to fix my sound hardwatre because of my plug-ins

its funny because its complete bullshit

not a word of that made any sense i just took random computer terms i knew and threw them in a sentence

[Nadroj0711]

yeah i'm aware

[Blordow]

fuck this guy is obsessed with assholes