Happy Birthday Retrosmash!!!

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SHADOWFOX2

January 16, 2008 05:45 AM
Happy Birthday, and I hope you enjoy being 17!!
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Nadroj0711

#1
January 16, 2008 05:46 AM
happy birthday also
'ello gov'na

MRat

#2
January 16, 2008 05:47 AM
Quote from: Nadroj0711happy birthday also


17 was a great year for me. I got lots of sex that year. LIVE THE DREAM BUDDY!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

SHADOWFOX2

#3
January 16, 2008 06:09 AM
Haha this feels weird, like I'm giving my birthday to someone else, or rather it's leaving me for someone else...I dunno LOL
Eh, it's all good though. 17 may've been my best year yet! Didn't have any sex though. Too afraid of becoming a father...
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

MRat

#4
January 16, 2008 06:33 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2[font= \\\"Tahoma\\\"]Haha this feels weird, like I'm giving my birthday to someone else, or rather it's leaving me for someone else...I dunno LOL
Eh, it's all good though. 17 may've been my best year yet! Didn't have any sex though. Too afraid of becoming a father...[/font]


father? there's an easy solution! now for only 9.99 I will sell to you, special deal, this brilliant new product titled: CHANGE YOUR NUMBER AND MOVE AWAY!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

zomfgbie

#5
January 16, 2008 08:26 AM
i crammed as much sex into my 16th year cause of army

yeah i only got laid twice
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

#6
January 16, 2008 08:31 AM
15 was actually my best year for sex. I had a steady girlfriend for 6 months, we had sex at least 8 times a week. It was grand. Now I'm lucky to have sex once a month.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

SHADOWFOX2

#7
January 16, 2008 08:42 AM
...excuse my language, but *DAMN!!* Well there are a few more reasons as to why I'm afraid (as if it's not obvious now), but moving away costs too much...Falcon Punching is good though, and it's cheaper!...but then I'd feel bad for the baby, and probably wouldn't do it...
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

#8
January 16, 2008 01:35 PM
you could alwayd use a condom you sick monster

yeah i lost my V when i was 15 and it sucked. whilst i was 16 (still am) had 2 steady relationships (lotsa bullcrap ones inbetween) and sex is definetly better when youre not blind drunk with no idea what youre doing.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

#9
January 16, 2008 05:07 PM
I lost my V in the school birthroom on the last day of the year when I was 13 with my friend's girlfriend. She was notoriously infatuated with me, and I was moving to Germany in a week anyway, so I though, let's see where I can go with this. Turns out I could go all the way. The sex blew monkey balls though. Awkward, short, and somehwat painful.

I didn't have sex again until I was 15, when the sex was awesome. The problem with sex usually is that afterwards all you want to do sleep, and girls don't like that, especially if you jizz in their hair first.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

psi43

#10
January 16, 2008 05:41 PM
lmfao, retrosmash will LOVE this topic

MRat

#11
January 16, 2008 06:28 PM
Quote from: ΨPsi43lmfao, retrosmash will LOVE this topic


i sure hope so!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

trent bortknob

#12
January 16, 2008 07:12 PM
Quote from: MRat15 was actually my best year for sex. I had a steady girlfriend for 6 months, we had sex at least 8 times a week.
yeah we all believe you

MRat

#13
January 16, 2008 07:54 PM
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: MRat15 was actually my best year for sex. I had a steady girlfriend for 6 months, we had sex at least 8 times a week.
yeah we all believe you

well good then!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

retrosmash

#14
January 16, 2008 10:08 PM
lmao

zomfgbie

#15
January 16, 2008 10:42 PM
yeah and happy birthday
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

#16
January 16, 2008 11:42 PM
Quote from: retrosmashlmao


we can keep going. i've got some hilarious storied involving being walked in on, you could fap to em, i dont mind
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

adamant

#17
January 17, 2008 02:20 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2008 02:21 AM by unconditionallyguarANTeed
shit i forgot!!

i should make something for him
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