Is the new Mario kart actually any good?

[Skater]

Like anyone's gonna buy a 800 dollar console and an 80 dollar game to go with it(Unless you did anyway which, why?)

[Skater]

Oh hey you can make colored font how cool

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

one night i woke up to find a knife to my throat
a finger shushed me on a pair of lips in the darkness, adorned on a large rectangular figure hunched over my bed
it beckoned me to stand and the knife moved from my throat to my back
a meaty gloved hand grabbed my shoulder and shoved me forward, taking me on a macabre tour of my own home
from room to room we went, friends, family, pets, all butchered and adorning the walls via metal stakes
it was like when you see a scientific display of butterflies, but on a much larger much more horrible scale
there was no time to really grieve or even process what was happening
room to room we went
until finally we arrived at the kitchen
i was soaked with sweat and piss, and i felt the knife slide from my back and find itself near my throat again
the figure, even more rectangular in the dim lights from the porch filtering through the kitchen blinds just stared at me
two stark blue eyes, sterile and unfeeling
it hunched over to be at my level and got very close
and all it said was













MAMA MIA

and that is why mario kart world is a bad game

[rtil]

"Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'Try Not To Cum,' but when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." -Shigeru Miyamoto

[Dr. DiegO]

A serious reply: singleplayer wise, it's the guarantee fun of Mario Kart, but the multiplayer is a mess and the whole open world thing really don't offers much. it's a mixbag.