Legit Infinity War spoilers

[Ayyyyy]

Spiderman rolls a joint and thanos is like "Gimmie dat joint"; Spiderman sez "No". The end

[Ayyyyy]

Spider-man gets on the spaceship to fight thanos; hes like "Hold on guys wheres my lighter I want to be high for this". Then Dr Strange shows up and transmutes like 20 beers, NBD.

[ExBerian]

knew it would be spoiled on this forum.

I just didn't think it would be by you nuac

[Ayyyyy]

knew it would be spoiled on this forum.

I just didn't think it would be by you nuac

Sorry bud.

I just thought there were some interesting differences from the comic:

Thanos steals spider-man's blunt in issue 420, and then hes like "I am infinity stoned"

This was not in the movie.

[ExBerian]

Thanos steals spider-man's blunt in issue 420, and then hes like "I am infinity stoned"

No, in the movie Thanos stole all of Wolverines weed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdp_aJ5OVzM