Movies you HATE

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 04:09 AM

Like this much:

Quote from: soup on May 27, 2017 10:41 PM
alien covenant was so fuckin bad i wasnt even angry we were actually laughing when we went to see it. also pretty uncomfortable. not in the "damn this is creepy and unsettling!", like i was really cringing at the majority of the film. I have seen so many fucking awful films in my life, but i think like seeing awful film happen on the big screen was compounding the experience

GOD LOVIN' MAN TELLS THEM "LAND ON UNCHARTED PLANET". IT GOES WRONG. HE LOOKS AT CHARACTER. I WHISPER UNDER MY BREATH "we shouldnt have come here" HE FUCKING SAYS "we shouldnt have come here"
I LAUGH AAAAAAAA I DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN THE ROBOT TAUGHT THE OTHER ROBOT HOW TO PLAY THE WHISTLE but THAT WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: soup on May 28, 2017 03:30 AM
when the android was cuttin his hair i had a nightmarish thought that hed killed the lady from the first film and was using her body or something to replace his. considering how the events played out after that scene, i was both surprised and disappointed that i wasnt actually correct. i fucking hated this film

the perfect proportion tiny 6 inch alien that stood up out of the guys body made me fucking choke and we couldnt stop laughing in the cinema. other people in the cinema were laughing. it looked so fucking stupid like a bad photoshop job. then the android did the little air high five. i fucking hated this film

soup · May 29, 2017 05:51 AM

i watched a film called Jonah Lives that was one of the most nothing experiences of my life. ive never seen anything as poorly written and genuinely bad, and i recommend it only as a 1h 34min lesson on how not to make a movie. there was not a single redeeming quality.

rtil · May 29, 2017 07:28 AM

suicide squad. do i really need to say anything about this movie that hasn't already been said? the board of directors responsible for this """""movie""""" should not be allowed near one again. i have never wanted to leave a theater so bad before

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 07:41 AM

I'm wondering how you ended up in that theater in the first place honestly.

Quote from: soup on May 29, 2017 05:51 AM
i watched a film called Jonah Lives that was one of the most nothing experiences of my life. ive never seen anything as poorly written and genuinely bad, and i recommend it only as a 1h 34min lesson on how not to make a movie. there was not a single redeeming quality.

Honestly it doesn't even sound like you hate that as much as A:C.

Since Dunkirk's coming out soon I might as well mention how much I hate Interstellar. That movie was fucking offensive. Even more offensive is the fact that Nolan made two great neo-noir movies early in his career before moving onto decent high-budget productions like Insomnia and Pretige, then middling schlock like Batman Begins and Inception and finally The Dark Knight Rises and his aforementioned cryptoreligious sci-fi trainwreck in space.

He is I think the definition of a sellout. How else could one go from Memento to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clEaI8fqcPk

The only thing people will remember of his career post-2005 in 50 years is the plane scene.

soup · May 29, 2017 08:02 AM

Interstellar is one of the few movies where i tried to watch it again and just gave up. i usually watch every movie to the end, even if its shockingly bad, i just find it much easier to watch a bad movie to the end than say a bad tv series.

but yeh i couldnt sit through interstellar when i tried to rewatch it, and i will probably never see it again

i lost my phone when i went to see alien covenant (it slipped out my pocket as i sat down and went into the row behind me), so i guess the redeeming quality of that film was when i managed to find my phone after it ended.

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 08:20 AM

Interstellar is not even worth visiting let alone revisiting. Nolan's visions of dreams and distant planets I think are among the most banal in fiction and are offensive to their influences.

Quote from: soup on May 27, 2017 10:41 PM
GOD LOVIN' MAN TELLS THEM "LAND ON UNCHARTED PLANET". IT GOES WRONG. HE LOOKS AT CHARACTER. I WHISPER UNDER MY BREATH "we shouldnt have come here" HE FUCKING SAYS "we shouldnt have come here"

I just realized by this you meant you predicted the line lmao. I've done that a few times like during the Purge 3 when they're in an underground bunker Frank Grillo leaves the senator and I whisper "I'm going to the snack bar," and then the fucker actually went to the snack bar it was a riot.

That movie was bad but I think the only 1/10 I've ever seen was Jurassic World, partially because of this scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcTnyPMDcIo

What the fuck is gratuitous ryona doing in a fucking children's movie it made me fucking sick I was thinking about it for days and every time I did I just felt awful. I've been on set actually when I think directors filmed scenes for their personal wankbanks but this takes the fucking cake.

rtil · May 29, 2017 08:49 AM

Quote from: Bamyasi on May 29, 2017 07:41 AM
I'm wondering how you ended up in that theater in the first place honestly.

like pretty much any movie i have hated i went with other people who wanted to see it and begrudgingly agreed. and, as usual, nobody liked it.

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 10:13 AM

You guys willingly saw a movie you knew you'd hate? Gee it's like your some kind Suicide Squad©®™.

Necronomitr0n · May 29, 2017 10:33 AM

I don't even remember much about this one other than that I fucking hate it, infact pretty much any "sadistic" horror movies like this one or Would You Rather just anger me to no end

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 10:41 AM

Haneke's movies I think are intended to provoke negative reactions but yeah that doesn't make them any better.

AtomicAstro · May 29, 2017 01:18 PM

There was this one movie I watched ages ago, I think it was based on a book, A Wrinkle in Time. Hands down one of the most painful viewing experiences of my life. It was so fucking bad that after I finished watching it with a couple of friends we were cheering once it was finally over. I couldn't even remember anything that happened in it after it finished because it was so god damn boring. The movie was really long too, or at least felt that way. The special effects were really bad, the live-action Scooby Doo movie had better effects than that. There are definitely movies that are worse overall but that's one that particularly sticks out to me as a painful experience.

Bamyasi · May 29, 2017 08:51 PM

That was apparently a 4.2 hour long TV movie.

You're in luck though it's being adapted for cinemas next year.

rtil · May 30, 2017 12:32 AM

Quote from: Bamyasi on May 29, 2017 10:13 AM
You guys willingly saw a movie you knew you'd hate? Gee it's like your some kind Suicide Squad©®™.

no - some friends wanted to see it, invited others including myself. i'll hang out with friends even if it means i'm going to see a shitty movie. even better if i don't have to pay for the ticket. unfortunately in this case i actually paid to see suicide squad, but at least i wasn't the one who thought it'd be a good idea.

MealGin · May 30, 2017 10:29 PM

I paid money to see Frozen at a Cinemark once.

AtomicAstro · May 31, 2017 12:54 AM

I never watched that movie actually, the more I heard about it the more I stayed away. I guess I'm not missing much.

Bamyasi · May 31, 2017 03:06 AM

Quote from: mealguien on May 30, 2017 10:29 PM
I paid money to see Frozen at a Cinemark once.

Did Frozen really offend you that much? I mean yeah it was forgettable relative to the memetic response and the music wasn't very good but it was better than a lot of Disney movies imo, specifically their recent foray into live-action remake barrel scraping.

MealGin · May 31, 2017 03:42 AM

I guess there's movies I've seen that I can call worse than Frozen. It just sticks out in my mind because of the massive amounts of hype and acclaim it had as well as the fact that I paid money for it (Some other terrible movies I've seen like Cars 2 or Suicide Squad I ended up seeing for free). It was basically a by-the-books mediocre playbook of the worst CGI-era Disney tropes, complete with "fun, quirky humor" (i.e. Weaseltown), but considering all the compliments I've heard about the film and the fact that it looked like it could've had potential (something that I don't get with a lot of the live-action adaptations Disney's been doing lately), everything just seemed to be much more unbearable.

Bamyasi · May 31, 2017 03:58 AM

I suppose. I saw it with my mom because I'm gay and thought it was an overall decent experience.

Most movies I really hate I had to pay for myself because apparently I'm not cute enough people buy me tickets to these things.

USSR version is obviously better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8jN0oOvYi0

Unpopular opinion but I liked Frozen and Tangled quite a bit better than Wreck-It Ralph and Big Hero 6. Moana was the one I thought had leagues of squandered potential.

rtil · May 31, 2017 06:30 AM

tangled was legitimately good. frozen was overhyped by its fandom. it's alright but it's no masterpiece. wreck-it-ralph is fun. the name of the sequel really worries me.

AtomicAstro · May 31, 2017 08:26 PM

Yooo Tangled was actually good I forgot about that movie. Wreck it Ralph was alright too I guess. And I just looked up the name of the sequel good fucking lord "Ralph Breaks the Internet" god could they have chosen anything gayer? Ralph breaks the internet and the memes get downright WACKY!!!!!!! Judging by the plethora of video game characters/references I saw in the original I revile in horror thinking about the amount of internet references/jokes they'd add to this.