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Gladius

▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬ ---★☆★☆★ DONALD TRUMP 2016 ★☆★☆★--- ▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬

rtil

Stahp. 👋 🏻 Don't Flirt Wit Me. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr.👋 🏻 I Am Loyal. 💯 I Am In Love.💗 && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. 😝 Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌ 🏼👌🏼💯

ProtoChaud

 IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ██████████]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 a 💯Problem💯 has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer 💖 If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, send this to ten other 👪processes👪 who have 💦unexpectedly exited or been terminated💦 Or never disable or remove any newly installed hardware or ☁️soft☁️ware again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If problems continue: no BIOS memory options for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: press F8 to select Advanced Startup options☁️💦 5 back: remove or disable components😽👼💦 10+ back: 0x00000F4 (0x00000003, 0x811F8D38, 0x811F8EAC)😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

Bamyasi

If that was OC it's the best in the thread.

BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

SrsSam77

I salvaged it off of 8ch and then had chaudington post it because I can't post in this thread as my computer is too pure.

Bamyasi

Okay good mine's still the best 👌

rtil


Bamyasi


rtil

👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨

michaell

Quote from: rtil on December 14, 2015 12:36 PM
👌😭 ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit OP the💃AbIaZoLUTE💃MadMaN💃 IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy 🍆fucking🍑⏳TIme⌛ he POSTs it haHAzhAHa 👌😭 📞 OPErATOR give mE The p👮Lice thEre's a💃 MADmaN💃maKIN 🐸MEmES🐸 in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe 👌😨

throws the gauntlet

d-floe


dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

d-floe

Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don't forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you're a hoe

rtil

It's 🎅 Dickcember 🎅and you know that means. It's your last chance to get on the naughty list👿📜. Time🕔 to get down⬇ on those knees and then get some candy canes⛄up your gingerbread house🎄👅🍆. Get ready to jingle some balls 🎊this 🎁Hoeliday Season🎁. Before santa 🎅shoves his dick down your chimney 🏠on cockmas eve night, send this to 2⃣️ 5⃣️of your sluttiest 👠👙💄elves. Get 5⃣️ back and your a Orgasm ornament! Get 1⃣️ 0⃣️ back and your an expert North Pole dancer💃💵🍑! Good luck getting the peppermint penis🎄 up your ass 🍑this year thx bo-riddle!!!!

rtil

THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻

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d-floe

#57
oh man its back

🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵🔯💵 oy vey Oy vEy🔯 thats 👃 some jewish🔯🔯 shit right🔯🔯 there🔯🔯🔯 right👃 there 👃👃 if i do ƽaү so my self 👴 i say so 👴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᵐᵃᶻᵃᶫ ᵗᵒᵛ) mMMMMᎷМ👴🔯🔯🔯 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔯🔯🔯🔯👴🔯💵💵💵🔯🔯 Oy vey

ProtoChaud

hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉 👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I'll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I've been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I'm the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol...as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You're fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 ... im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that's just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe...toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little "clever📃" commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You're fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

rtil

hey slutty👌🏻👈🏻 chemistry☣☢ students📝! it's time🕓 to memorize💭✏️ your perioDICK🍆💦 table! first1⃣, remember💭 your elemental💦💥 symbols✖️➕➖➗: H is hydrogen💧 and he😉 is heliCUMMING🍆💦👉👌! next2⃣, make sure😃 to remember🙋👂👍 the atomic⚛ numbers1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣: #69😯🍆♋️ is thuliCUM🍆💦! lastly3⃣, know your basic💅💇👙 reactions💥. for example, U😍 + Me😍 makes a lot of Cm💦💦💦💦💦! send💬 this to your 10🔟 closest👬👭👫 chemistry🔬⚛ cumsluts👅🍆💦🙀! 00⃣-22⃣ back⬅️: you got an F👌🏻👈🏻! 33⃣-55⃣ back⬅️: you got the D🍆! 66⃣-99⃣ back⬅️: you're a successful💸💰 and smart💭📝✏️📎 slut! If you get 10🔟 back⬅️, you are a true💯 CUMmist⚛⚗!

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