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Started by crackers, March 27, 2016 10:15 PM

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crackers

March 27, 2016 10:15 PM
please for the love of god....... do god's will..........

crackers

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March 27, 2016 10:15 PM
... 66

Unless

#2
March 27, 2016 10:34 PM

slack

#3
March 28, 2016 12:05 AM
they're all bad

d-floe

#4
March 28, 2016 03:38 AM
go home

soup

#5
March 28, 2016 04:59 AM

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Bamyasi

#6
March 28, 2016 10:16 AM
Quote from: Principia DiscordiaEris Discordia will solve all your problems and She will expect you in return to solve all Her problems. In these very pages you will learn about converting infidels. Later on, you will be taught how to annoy heretics. You will also be required to resolve Zen-like riddles, such as: If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Puerto Rican name?
Quote from: Principia DiscordiaAmerica has known no greater public speaker than Franklin D. Roosevelt, whose son once quipped, "Father wanted to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral." And that's important to keep in mind, because if you want to be the bride at every funeral and the corpse at every wedding you just are not made of the right ingredients. Your timing is off.
Quote from: Principia DiscordiaThe pineal gland is where each and every one of us can talk to Eris. If you have trouble activating your Pineal, then try the appendix which does almost as well.

rtil

#7
March 28, 2016 11:03 AM
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth postus the wise?

i thought not. it's not a story the normies would tell you..........

he was so powerful

he could stop people from shitposting

can this power be...learned?

not from a norman



crackers

#8
March 28, 2016 07:32 PM
"NORMANS GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - King Harold, 1066
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