Wage slavery general

[Bamyasi]

Where have you been wage slaving recently (career artists get out)?

[Philip K Dick]

i've been actively driving for uber for a while now and every month they take a bigger cut and encourage impossibly large numbers of drivers to sign up so there is like zero demand, and i have to wait in my car for fucking 30 minutes between each ride. at this point its pretty much a waste of time unless i drive from 12AM-5AM

[Bamyasi]

Wow that sucks.

More like Unter am I riiiiiiight?

Ba dum tss.

[SrsSam77]

I used to work at a pizza place till it went to shit so now I fight a battle with laziness and depression in order to start making enough dirty hentai money to pay for my shit.

[Bamyasi]

Didn't I say something about career artists?

[Sef]

Walgreens: At the corner of grumpy old people and idiots who can't read coupons

[zwimmy]

tfw neet lyfe

[slack]

i am a lumberjack and i love my job

[Bamyasi]

H-here I go! Back into the battlefield! Wish me luck also please shoot me!

[Philip K Dick]

I used to work at a pizza place till it went to shit so now I fight a battle with laziness and depression in order to start making enough dirty hentai money to pay for my shit.

i need to start doing the music equivalent of making hentai

[SrsSam77]

put your mixtapes in with happy meals at mcdonalds for max exposure

[basketweaver]

professional student

i'm also selling a paper card game that a friend and i made

[Bamyasi]

I have returned mostly intact from the strugglefield. If I don't tomorrow please bury me with my daki.

i need to start doing the music equivalent of making hentai

It's either this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtG_SqFSCl0
or vaporwave. The former actually requires talent though.

I forgot to mention please share your favorite wage slave experiences. I am especially curious to hear if @Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! has picked up any fascinating characters/carjackers during his stint as a cab driver.

[Unless]

Profit is always to be found sneaking in sexy mouth sounds between lines of vocals in your music, which you should aim at young teenage girls, and pretending like it isn't the most conscious decision in the world.