Deadpool

Started by crackers, February 16, 2016 07:22 PM

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crackers

Mind when your drunk uncle windmilled his dick at Christmas dinner? Still not even half as awkward as the white middle class family on their outing to see the Deadpool movie, carnage

dont bother going to see this btw, not worth your time. you'll hear all the 'funny' quotes from 13 year old emo's in the street, inbetween sucking dick for cigarettes outside the train station, and backcombing their hair of course

it's so edgy xD they turned colossus into a fucking stereotype. and Negasonic Teenage Warhead is what happens when your dad does to a film what he did to you as a child

i SUPPOSE if you look at it as 'being ironic' it's great! but i thought it was dogshit! and there were a couple of lines that actually seemed quite funny, and the rest were trying so hard it was like when a couple cant conceive but they try anyway. garbage


Bamyasi

Thanks for the heads-up. Looks like garbage honestly.

Deadpool more like Deadfool.

The last decent metahero movies were made in 2010 (Super and Kick-Ass). I can't see this shit topping either of those.

crackers

i get that deadpool is a cool character, and i think he's a really interesting, novel concept. But I think it's impossible to implement said concept without either making him hideously unPC to the point of alienating and offending the viewer, or making it too light-reliefy that it doesn't really seem serious - even with his vaguely frankenstein-esque/beauty and the beast backstory, that is actually quite good.

It's a shame, i think it's a nice idea, and i think it's directed well. it's just the writing. ugh

rtil

isn't the point of deadpool to be as offensive/non-pc as possible? i haven't seen the movie but that's what i assumed

BluPhoenix

Quote from: rtil on February 17, 2016 01:27 PM
isn't the point of deadpool to be as offensive/non-pc as possible? i haven't seen the movie but that's what i assumed

in terms of what a comic book character should be, yes- but not really as a whole, i'd say.

saw deadpool at the midnight showing in imax when it came out and thoroughly enjoyed it, i thought the writing was pretty good... with some obvious select exceptions in dialogue. the movie could really do with less of the "epic randum xd" shit that is obviously trying to pander with to its "tech-savvy" teenage audience (despite its R rating). some lines just seem wholly unnecessary, and come off more as childish and juvenile (again, despite its R rating). but through all of that, i felt that some bits were fuckin hysterical.
[spoiler]"what's my name??" *spells it out in corpses*[/spoiler]
definitely not the most intellectual of comedy, but i'm not one to shy away from dumb humor
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

soup

i would like to see more crackers reviews that start off as a tirade of abuse and then progress into an actual discussion its impressive its like reverse shitposting

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