Shit people say behind your back

[d-floe]

Tell us about the time everyone thought you were gay.

[Unless]

Ah yes, people in school sure do love to talk behind your back. From experience I'll say that starting to date somebody just to get other people to shut up doesn't really work out in anybody's favour.
A good thing about leaving school is that generally it's much easier to remove people like that from your life. The worst I have to put up with nowadays is a lot of my mother's gardening friends thinking I'm a guy when I come with her to a garden, but then I just remember that I don't care.

[valiums]

>tfw too forgettable to be talked about
>tfw safety in inscrutability


My favorite bit of gossip though was when kids at school somehow thought I was secretly rich despite me being poor and making no effort to hide it. That was a wild ride, let me tell you. And it was free! 

[zwimmy]

how the hell would i know

(isn't that the point?)

[cipher]

I wonder if anyone ever said anything about me of noteworthiness behind my back during those days.

Alas, I shall never know.

And no longer care.

[slack]

i'm a real weird dude so i can only imagine what kind of shit was said about me behind closed doors

one time some "friends" tried to get me to come out of the closet

they thought i was legitimately gay

"man it's ok to be gay"

what the fuck even were those dudes

[Bamyasi]

Most people I've met, especially girls, seem have thought I was gay since I started going through puberty.

Probably before that too.

[ProtoChaud]

Wow, do all of us trip people's gaydar? Apparently I'm incredibly camp IRL, and I never noticed it.

[salutations]

there was a girl who bullied me a lot in highschool, just the one, most people were pretty nice

she has genital herpes now though, so, i feel okay about it

[nessie]

there was a girl who bullied me a lot in highschool, just the one, most people were pretty nice

she has genital herpes now though, so, i feel okay about it

i had a shitty group of friends in high school that hung around me because they thought I was weird enough to be cool (theatre kids) and now all of them have genital herpes given to them by each other

[Bamyasi]

Oh god theater kids are the worst. There were a bunch of them where I went to HS because it was a public "school of the arts" (as opposed to a legitimate private art school).

The only decent one I ever met was on this forum.

[SrsSam77]

fucking theater kids, when they weren't having sex on the sex couch or the hidden sex couch they were chatting up the teacher and using her car to skip school and go out to eat.
They also had the most obnoxious and socially bizarre clique too, there were 3 kids on top that could get away with anything and after the last performance of the school's grease play the top dogs fucked the congratulations cake together and 3-4 people ended up getting some good ole fashioned dick cake
theater kids: never ever

[Bamyasi]

Not even once.

hidden sex couch

This made me laugh for some reason.

Also Texas theater kids sound almost identical to jocks. Makes me shiver to imagine what Texas jocks are like.

[SrsSam77]

Not even once.

hidden sex couch

This made me laugh for some reason.

Also Texas theater kids sound almost identical to jocks. Makes me shiver to imagine what Texas jocks are like.

we get the most muscular, bro-ey cows, and then we put helmets and shoulderpads on them and then they go fuck the cheerleaders and drive in massive pickups raised 4 feet of the ground

[salutations]

wow fuck you guys!! i was a theatre kid and we didn't have a hidden sex couch, everyone had sex in this shower stall in the girls' changing room that didn't work as a shower anymore. (i never did that i was a nice, wholesome girl) idk i get it there are weird, pretentious drama kids but that's where i met quite a few of my best friends and theatre is so fun.

[nessie]

hidden sex couch

This made me laugh for some reason.

Also Texas theater kids sound almost identical to jocks. Makes me shiver to imagine what Texas jocks are like.

yeah actually i grew up in texas and they're kind of like jocks with a more pretentious and preachy rind around the edges

think of some of the "wild and crazy" stories you hear jocks tell but with a really pathetic and gross undertone, like for example one of the guys from the group had a week-long fling with one of the theater teachers and at some point him, the teacher, and like three other guys from the group got really drunk at night and walked to a strangers house and took turns jacking off on the strangers car while the teacher watched or something like that

this was their legacy

also that teacher is still working there

[d-floe]

Not even once.

hidden sex couch

This made me laugh for some reason.

Also Texas theater kids sound almost identical to jocks. Makes me shiver to imagine what Texas jocks are like.

Ususally really depressed after losing seven straight games in a row (HAH)

[Sef]

I found out like a year after I stopped playing that everyone on my football team thought I was bisexual. I dont even know why, I didn't even talk to most of those tools so I never really gave them a reason to think that. It's probably better that I stopped playing anyway cause I guess I was always the odd man out in comparison during the 4 years I played.

[Gladius]

I found out like a year after I stopped playing that everyone on my football team thought I was bisexual. I dont even know why, I didn't even talk to most of those tools so I never really gave them a reason to think that. It's probably better that I stopped playing anyway cause I guess I was always the odd man out in comparison during the 4 years I played.

non-verbal cues brah

[Binary_2]

This one time a girl shouted she was my girlfriend to the whole school during recess and I think she thought I was gay.


But I wanted that sweet drug addicted ass that probably never graduated high school.