Crazy shit with next door neighbors

BLUEsalt · April 17, 2015 04:29 AM

Ever had your neighbors next door be involved in some crazy shit that took place next door? I had a neighbor who lived next door to me from 2008 (when I moved here) to 2012ish, and then he divorced his wife and moved out of this neighborhood but still visits occasionally. He's in his 30s and was a school resource specialist, or whatever it's called, which means he monitors the students at the high school I attended, and make sure they were in class and not doing something against the rules. When I was a student he was there. Back then he was like 400 lbs, so he was big

He told me that a few years ago he was involved with a domestic dispute with his wife and her relatives and was arrested for domestic battery, and was handcuffed out of the house and driven away to the county jail. Despite being the one breaking up fights at the schools, he ended up in that situation. He said the cops were dicks. He even asked me if I witnessed the incident and I said I didn't. Apparently a drunken scuffle.

Also my other neighbor was arrested for murder a few years ago.
The murder took place in Nevada and has a now teenage son who is now fatherless.

Gladius · April 17, 2015 04:43 AM

i think ur going mental

rtil · April 17, 2015 04:55 AM

uhhh

in my old house our nextdoor neighbor had a creepy van with no windows

he lived alone in a house somewhat large for a single person. he was never around during the day and sometimes you could hear yelling and stuff in the house at night

one time he had the back open late at night and there were two dirty mattresses in there, one slightly above the other so that it was like a makeshift bunk bed

he wasn't very friendly and kinda looked like a dude who would make you say "yeah, i could see him being a human trafficker"

BluPhoenix · April 17, 2015 06:14 AM

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Jon · April 17, 2015 09:02 AM

i used to live in an apartment next to some reclusive wackjob and on the odd time i saw him in the halls hed try to talk to me about 'THE KIDS NEXT DOOR' or something fucking creepy or ominous like that in retrospect i should have called the cops

zwimmy · April 17, 2015 06:12 PM

Umm well back in my first year at college I was living in residence and one day my roommate introduced me to this 40-something woman who I thought was his mom, but it was actually his lover or something and she stayed over one night and they fucked and made a lot of noise. She wasn't a hot 40 year old or anything like that either. She looked like an overweight disheveled mother who had 5 kids. Later on my roommate remarked that "older women sure suck good dick." I saw them together fairly often after that doing stuff like getting groceries or just out walking together holding hands, so it wasn't like a one night thing, they must have been dating or something. I think that makes it even weirder.

zwimmy · April 17, 2015 06:47 PM

Quote from: Jon on April 17, 2015 09:02 AM
i used to live in an apartment next to some reclusive wackjob and on the odd time i saw him in the halls hed try to talk to me about 'THE KIDS NEXT DOOR' or something fucking creepy or ominous like that in retrospect i should have called the cops

lel

SrsSam77 · April 17, 2015 10:54 PM

Quote from: zwimmy on April 17, 2015 06:12 PM
Umm well back in my first year at college I was living in residence and one day my roommate introduced me to this 40-something woman who I thought was his mom, but it was actually his lover or something and she stayed over one night and they fucked and made a lot of noise. She wasn't a hot 40 year old or anything like that either. She looked like an overweight disheveled mother who had 5 kids. Later on my roommate remarked that "older women sure suck good dick." I saw them together fairly often after that doing stuff like getting groceries or just out walking together holding hands, so it wasn't like a one night thing, they must have been dating or something. I think that makes it even weirder.

I was going to say this doesn't sound so bad until you said disheveled with probably 5 kids
ew

Stu4U · April 18, 2015 05:55 AM

one day i was just hanging out with my friends outside and then this guy on a bike came up to us and started talking about the many different colors of poop. im not joking.

slack · April 18, 2015 01:48 PM

how many different colors are there? don't hog this information

Bamyasi · April 19, 2015 01:02 AM

Yes one time I was walking home from private school and I got jumped by these public school kids (I could tell by how diverse they were). I was 11 at the time and the kids were all a year or two younger than me, but because there were five of them, they easily overpowered my pale, delicate frame, stealing my favorite doll, lunch money and Gameboy Color, leaving me skinned-kneed and mewling on the sidewalk. When I finally got up and wiped the tears and snot from my face, they were all laughing at me from the window of the treehouse from which they had so quickly descended, like a pack of the rare, multicolored flesh-eating monkeys of South America.

Despite my sincere objections, my mother swore to avenge me, only... one of the other kids' mothers, the one with whom we shared a townhouse wall, was a powerful gossip, and such weakness displayed by a product of her womb would only risk the status she had worked so hard to achieve among the neighborhood housewives.

So in the end I was disgraced and got kicked out of the kissing club at school due to the cuts and bruises on my until then unblemished and aristocratic legs.

Damn those kids.

Damn those kids next door.

SrsSam77 · April 19, 2015 01:14 AM

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BluPhoenix · April 19, 2015 01:53 AM

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Bamyasi · April 19, 2015 02:03 AM

Quote from: SrsSam77 on April 19, 2015 01:14 AM
Has TBA turned into a complex sitcom without me knowing about it

This reminds me when one time I lived in an apartment in NY and

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BLUEsalt · April 25, 2015 05:27 PM

Quote from: Bamyasi on April 19, 2015 01:02 AM
Yes one time I was walking home from private school and I got jumped by these public school kids (I could tell by how diverse they were). I was 11 at the time and the kids were all a year or two younger than me, but because there were five of them, they easily overpowered my pale, delicate frame, stealing my favorite doll, lunch money and Gameboy Color, leaving me skinned-kneed and mewling on the sidewalk. When I finally got up and wiped the tears and snot from my face, they were all laughing at me from the window of the treehouse from which they had so quickly descended, like a pack of the rare, multicolored flesh-eating monkeys of South America.

Despite my sincere objections, my mother swore to avenge me, only... one of the other kids' mothers, the one with whom we shared a townhouse wall, was a powerful gossip, and such weakness displayed by a product of her womb would only risk the status she had worked so hard to achieve among the neighborhood housewives.

So in the end I was disgraced and got kicked out of the kissing club at school due to the cuts and bruises on my until then unblemished and aristocratic legs.

Damn those kids.

Damn those kids next door.

LOL KND

slack · April 25, 2015 09:15 PM

Quote from: BLUEsalt on April 25, 2015 05:27 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 19, 2015 01:02 AM
Yes one time I was walking home from private school and I got jumped by these public school kids (I could tell by how diverse they were). I was 11 at the time and the kids were all a year or two younger than me, but because there were five of them, they easily overpowered my pale, delicate frame, stealing my favorite doll, lunch money and Gameboy Color, leaving me skinned-kneed and mewling on the sidewalk. When I finally got up and wiped the tears and snot from my face, they were all laughing at me from the window of the treehouse from which they had so quickly descended, like a pack of the rare, multicolored flesh-eating monkeys of South America.

Despite my sincere objections, my mother swore to avenge me, only... one of the other kids' mothers, the one with whom we shared a townhouse wall, was a powerful gossip, and such weakness displayed by a product of her womb would only risk the status she had worked so hard to achieve among the neighborhood housewives.

So in the end I was disgraced and got kicked out of the kissing club at school due to the cuts and bruises on my until then unblemished and aristocratic legs.

Damn those kids.

Damn those kids next door.

LOL KND

and the real reason he made this thread comes out

Bamyasi · April 25, 2015 09:28 PM

And it only took him a week to get the joke.

BLUEsalt · April 25, 2015 10:57 PM

Quote from: Bamyasi on April 25, 2015 09:28 PM
And it only took him a week to get the joke.

What makes you say that? Just because I posted it a week after didn't mean it i didn't understand the obvious references when I first read it

Also I'm posting here cuz my other thread was canned

BLUEsalt · April 25, 2015 10:59 PM

Quote from: slack on April 25, 2015 09:15 PM
Quote from: BLUEsalt on April 25, 2015 05:27 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 19, 2015 01:02 AM
Yes one time I was walking home from private school and I got jumped by these public school kids (I could tell by how diverse they were). I was 11 at the time and the kids were all a year or two younger than me, but because there were five of them, they easily overpowered my pale, delicate frame, stealing my favorite doll, lunch money and Gameboy Color, leaving me skinned-kneed and mewling on the sidewalk. When I finally got up and wiped the tears and snot from my face, they were all laughing at me from the window of the treehouse from which they had so quickly descended, like a pack of the rare, multicolored flesh-eating monkeys of South America.

Despite my sincere objections, my mother swore to avenge me, only... one of the other kids' mothers, the one with whom we shared a townhouse wall, was a powerful gossip, and such weakness displayed by a product of her womb would only risk the status she had worked so hard to achieve among the neighborhood housewives.

So in the end I was disgraced and got kicked out of the kissing club at school due to the cuts and bruises on my until then unblemished and aristocratic legs.

Damn those kids.

Damn those kids next door.

LOL KND

and the real reason he made this thread comes out

No it's because I have a neighborhood with semi unpredictable shit happening

BluPhoenix · April 26, 2015 01:18 AM

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